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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #650 on: 17 Oct 2014, 07:39 »

There's a point however where it's well past the ability to work with the system and you just have to hang the bastards.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #651 on: 17 Oct 2014, 08:41 »

Wait, the system doesn't give you that option?   :police:
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #652 on: 17 Oct 2014, 09:45 »

Never really been comfortable with the (humourous?) notion of killing politicians.  Even if their politics are terrible, they're generally people, with families and such.

Maybe I'm just squeamish.

I don't like when anyone says they'll kill or attack someone, even when I know it's hyperbole and out of frustration. I don't consider myself squeamish but wishing violence on real people rubs me the wrong way.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #653 on: 17 Oct 2014, 11:21 »

they're generally people,


Generally. :D
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« Reply #654 on: 17 Oct 2014, 11:26 »

Caligula was said to have planned to make his horse a consul.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #655 on: 17 Oct 2014, 12:44 »

Gamergate is making me sad so I need a little injection of humour.

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A: Not all men!  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #656 on: 17 Oct 2014, 13:50 »

... okay that actually made me laugh out loud. Incredible.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #657 on: 17 Oct 2014, 15:16 »

That style of topical humor might be one step below puns.
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« Reply #658 on: 17 Oct 2014, 15:26 »

That style of topical humor might be one step below puns.

I suspect you and I will get along really well.      DOWN WITH PUNS!!
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #659 on: 17 Oct 2014, 15:30 »

Depends on if you happen to have some topical ointment to help clear up the topical humor.   :claireface:
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« Reply #660 on: 17 Oct 2014, 15:33 »

Depends on if you happen to have some topical ointment to help clear up the topical humor.   :claireface:
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« Reply #661 on: 17 Oct 2014, 15:54 »

I could draw you a map but that would be too topographical.    :claireface:
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #662 on: 17 Oct 2014, 17:00 »

Random Thought: I seem to have passed 3000 posts.

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« Reply #663 on: 17 Oct 2014, 21:53 »

I can't believe I missed making my "Over 9000!" joke for my post count.  :psyduck:
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #664 on: 18 Oct 2014, 01:57 »

I've been coming here since 2009 and I've less than half your posts!
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #665 on: 18 Oct 2014, 02:37 »

I have a lot more useless bullshit to say vs. your usually witty and/or insightful posts?
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #666 on: 18 Oct 2014, 05:53 »

Quantity over quality?
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #667 on: 18 Oct 2014, 06:25 »

Quantity has a quality all it's own.
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« Reply #668 on: 18 Oct 2014, 06:33 »

Should probably throw an iron curtain over it all the same. . .
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #669 on: 18 Oct 2014, 14:33 »

Quantity has a quality all it's own.

That's what he said.

Always with the equality, I am.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #670 on: 19 Oct 2014, 09:05 »

I am not sure I completley understand "Understanding Joshua."  Some of the pictures make sense if he represents male insecurities, others well...I just don't "understand."

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« Reply #671 on: 19 Oct 2014, 15:38 »

DOWN WITH PUNS!!
You're saying you won't put up with them? :claireface:
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« Reply #672 on: 19 Oct 2014, 16:01 »

I dunno, maybe they're right? Maybe it is time to put puns to the side.
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« Reply #673 on: 19 Oct 2014, 16:44 »

I dunno, maybe they're right? Maybe it is time to put puns to the side.

I think it would be best if the puns were just left alone.
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« Reply #674 on: 19 Oct 2014, 16:58 »

I think you might be right.
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« Reply #675 on: 19 Oct 2014, 17:20 »

Leave for a few minutes, and I'm already five posts behind.
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« Reply #676 on: 19 Oct 2014, 18:05 »

Well, at least you're on top of it now.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #677 on: 19 Oct 2014, 18:07 »

CONTAIN YOURSELVES!!!!     :claireface:
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« Reply #678 on: 19 Oct 2014, 18:17 »

(ONE OF US)
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #679 on: 19 Oct 2014, 18:44 »

Gooble Gobble!
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« Reply #680 on: 19 Oct 2014, 19:17 »

CONTAIN YOURSELVES!!!!     :claireface:

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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #681 on: 19 Oct 2014, 21:01 »

http://www.funker530.com/joe-bidens-son-kicked-out-of-navy-after-testing-positive-for-cocaine-receives-honorable-discharge/

Fuck this guy and his connections. Gets strings pulled to get him his commission in the first place THEN pops hot for blow? Fuck.

Meanwhile ISIS has allegedly acquired some MiGs.

Every American fighter pilot's face when:


First chance for a little air to air combat in roughly two decades if not more.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #683 on: 20 Oct 2014, 06:11 »

Someone meaner then you already linked. It was kinda disappoint. It's just a Goliath Tarantula. I was thinking it was a new species.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #684 on: 20 Oct 2014, 06:14 »

I'll take that as a win.
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« Reply #685 on: 20 Oct 2014, 21:22 »

I saw someone with an Arizona license plate that said, just, "WCDT." No picture, since the car passed by too quickly to get my phone out.

Carry on...


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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #686 on: 21 Oct 2014, 17:06 »

WCDT = ????
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« Reply #687 on: 21 Oct 2014, 17:08 »

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« Reply #688 on: 21 Oct 2014, 17:09 »

oh...

and now I feel mildly stupid  ...
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« Reply #689 on: 21 Oct 2014, 17:09 »

Wife super power level 1,000
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« Reply #690 on: 21 Oct 2014, 17:40 »

How does a recycling bin have a monthly charge?
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« Reply #691 on: 21 Oct 2014, 17:41 »


How does a recycling bin have a monthly charge?

Magic?

It belongs to them, they won't empty it if you use one that doesn't, and they charge you to rent it.

It's fuckin ridiculous
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« Reply #692 on: 21 Oct 2014, 18:10 »

Uh, Noxx? Real name in that screenshot.
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« Reply #693 on: 21 Oct 2014, 18:20 »

Not that we don't allow the use of real names if you wish, but it is the internet, after all...

I've spent an absurd amount of time keeping my name out of this place.  For no good reason, either. 
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« Reply #694 on: 21 Oct 2014, 18:22 »

Exactly. If it were against the rules, I would have intervened straight away.
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« Reply #695 on: 21 Oct 2014, 18:25 »

Not that we don't allow the use of real names if you wish, but it is the internet, after all...
Wait...your name isn't actually Carl?
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« Reply #696 on: 21 Oct 2014, 18:32 »

No, it's Fritz
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« Reply #698 on: 21 Oct 2014, 18:39 »

No, it's Fritz


Wait, how....????




Dammit, now I have to burn everything down and start over again.   :x
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« Reply #699 on: 21 Oct 2014, 18:47 »


Uh, Noxx? Real name in that screenshot.

Yeah, my facebook with my real name is linked in my sig too. I ain't got enough to bother stealin
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