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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #850 on: 11 Nov 2014, 01:41 »

So I can now take Akima's post to defend that I'm only a bit overweight. Thanks!
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #851 on: 11 Nov 2014, 07:26 »

... for Shai'Hulud.
“Bless the Maker and His water.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people. ”

And yes, anything Dune-related is always on topic for QC stuff.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #853 on: 14 Nov 2014, 04:29 »

Wish I could afford it.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #854 on: 14 Nov 2014, 04:45 »

Man up and sell a kidney, this is a Shark House
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #855 on: 14 Nov 2014, 12:46 »

Meh

Stick a Tank in the front yard, then we'll talk.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #856 on: 14 Nov 2014, 13:09 »

I'm wearing Spanx today and this is all I could think of as I was putting them on.

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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #857 on: 14 Nov 2014, 15:30 »


Meh

Stick a Tank in the front yard, then we'll talk.

We don't have a tank, but sometimes we lay out on the roof with rifles, that count?
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #858 on: 14 Nov 2014, 21:31 »

That's just S.W.A.T Training.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #859 on: 15 Nov 2014, 02:27 »

Today's Dumbing of Age mentions that it has been four weeks of in-comic time since the first comic. Four weeks. The comic has been updating daily for four years. It takes a whole year for one week to pass in-comic. QC doesn't have anything on DoA in terms of glacial pace.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #860 on: 15 Nov 2014, 02:42 »

I thought the same.

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« Reply #861 on: 15 Nov 2014, 07:21 »

See, Dumbing of Age has its own problems, because SO MUCH STUFF happens, that when they throw in a "oh it's been four weeks since the whole thing started", that just sounds ridiculous.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #862 on: 15 Nov 2014, 10:45 »

Random Thought: Instead of "whoops", I like saying "Whoops-y-doodles".

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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #863 on: 15 Nov 2014, 11:14 »

Anna Scott would not approve.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #864 on: 15 Nov 2014, 11:58 »

Whoopdiddly dang diddly ding dang dong.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #865 on: 15 Nov 2014, 12:12 »


And that's also why I'm kinda embarrassed that I like rap music.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #866 on: 16 Nov 2014, 08:54 »

The first half was just Bill Cosby autotuned, right?

...right? :psyduck:

That being said, I would love to hear Kendrick Lamar rap about jello pudding...assuming he hasn't already.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #867 on: 16 Nov 2014, 10:35 »

Theoretically, it's Young Thug. Vines prove that it's just a random white guy with ez cheez on his mouth.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #868 on: 18 Nov 2014, 17:10 »

So I still don't really get why it's a thing, and I don't know anyone who uses it as far as I know but I finally downloaded snapchat out of curiosity.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #869 on: 18 Nov 2014, 21:17 »


So I still don't really get why it's a thing, and I don't know anyone who uses it as far as I know but I finally downloaded snapchat out of curiosity.

4 hour old post, can I assume your sick of it already?
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #870 on: 18 Nov 2014, 23:35 »

Most my friends have it, but I refuse to. If I wanted to see a lot of dicks and poop... well there are places on the internet for that.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #871 on: 18 Nov 2014, 23:57 »

Aren't you right explicit.

Thankfully, it appears to be not that much of a thing here in Spain. But that only means that the dicks are passed around on Whatsapp groups at 5am.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #872 on: 19 Nov 2014, 01:22 »

Innovation only happens because dick pics must be shared
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« Reply #873 on: 19 Nov 2014, 10:33 »

I had a physics teacher that maintained that 3D/VR/anything would only become mainstream once the porn industry found a way to use it.
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« Reply #874 on: 19 Nov 2014, 10:42 »

Reminds me of a pic I saw the other day. It was a chart showing sizes of different cellphones and at some point it hits a minimum, and then starts increasing again.

That point is labeled "The very moment we realize we can watch porn in our phones"
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« Reply #875 on: 19 Nov 2014, 14:05 »

"hey, i can bring my cellphone into the bathroom and no one will know, everyone looks at me weird when i bring in my laptop"
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« Reply #876 on: 19 Nov 2014, 14:11 »

And then one day you forget the headphones and EVERYONE KNOWS.

Which is still marginally less gross than masturbating in the college library, as at least one person is known to have done in my university.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #877 on: 19 Nov 2014, 15:18 »

with the preface that you have no special abilities what so ever: Who would you rather have as a mentor.

Yoda (Star Wars)


Oogway (Kung Fu Panda)


Uncle Iroh (Avatar)


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« Reply #878 on: 19 Nov 2014, 15:21 »

Considering that my choice is not fully informed as I've never watched Avatar, I'm going with Oogway. Basically, because I do resemble Po.
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« Reply #879 on: 19 Nov 2014, 16:08 »

Iroh because he likes to fuck around.


And until I had my own room my porn was always on silent. When I turned the volume on for the first time I was like, HOLY FUCK, those words coming out of your mouth are disgusting! I was surprised, is what I'm getting at... I still have trouble talking during sex...
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« Reply #880 on: 19 Nov 2014, 16:13 »

See, I've always had headphones because of my music selection (my mother doesn't care, but my father is not too fond of having Pegboard Nerds on blast through the entire house). It did strike me tho, it seemed like too many different things to be caring about...
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« Reply #881 on: 19 Nov 2014, 17:16 »


So I still don't really get why it's a thing, and I don't know anyone who uses it as far as I know but I finally downloaded snapchat out of curiosity.

4 hour old post, can I assume your sick of it already?
Oh, I downloaded it a few days ago and set up an account, but haven't actually used it on account of not knowing anyone who has it. I'd probably just send people the occasional picture of Teddy (my pup).
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #882 on: 19 Nov 2014, 17:41 »

Iroh because he likes to fuck around.
This. He is funny and a deep character (cf eg the Tales of Ba Sing Se, or the time he meets Toph)

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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #883 on: 19 Nov 2014, 17:55 »

Iroh because he likes to fuck around.
This. He is funny and a deep character (cf eg the Tales of Ba Sing Se, or the time he meets Toph)
Count me in for Iroh as well.  He's got the wisdom and the skills, but more importantly the man has an absolutely wonderful sense of humor and believes in slowing down and appreciating life.
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« Reply #884 on: 20 Nov 2014, 05:13 »

Oogway. All the time.
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« Reply #885 on: 20 Nov 2014, 13:58 »

Iroh, because he appreciates a good cup of tea. And can deflect lightning. With his fingers.
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« Reply #886 on: 20 Nov 2014, 17:45 »


So I still don't really get why it's a thing, and I don't know anyone who uses it as far as I know but I finally downloaded snapchat out of curiosity.

4 hour old post, can I assume your sick of it already?
Oh, I downloaded it a few days ago and set up an account, but haven't actually used it on account of not knowing anyone who has it. I'd probably just send people the occasional picture of Teddy (my pup).

A bunch of forum ones have it.

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« Reply #887 on: 20 Nov 2014, 18:01 »

Who's got Awesome Mix No. 1 and two thumbs? This motherfucker right here.
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« Reply #888 on: 23 Nov 2014, 18:11 »

Today is my mom's 64th birthday. As a joke, when I called her this morning, I started playing the Beatles song "When I'm 64" over the phone. The joke was on me though, because I've had the song stuck in my head the whole day since then.
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« Reply #889 on: 23 Nov 2014, 18:27 »

The joke's on all of us now, you bastard :wow:

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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #890 on: 03 Dec 2014, 04:07 »

Married once is the new virginity
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« Reply #891 on: 03 Dec 2014, 05:16 »

So like in the olden days? :mrgreen:
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« Reply #892 on: 03 Dec 2014, 06:32 »

Considering how they viewed divorce... no :P
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« Reply #893 on: 03 Dec 2014, 19:21 »

Really wish I had someone to hold in my hands and cuddle while we both fell asleep right now.

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« Reply #894 on: 03 Dec 2014, 20:16 »

Married once is the new virginity

So that would make "never married" what? Gelded? :?
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« Reply #895 on: 04 Dec 2014, 01:37 »

Not any more then never having sex would make you gelded instead of the old definition of a virgin.
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« Reply #896 on: 04 Dec 2014, 21:10 »

If you can hear them, but you can't shoot them, you can probably grenade them.
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« Reply #897 on: 05 Dec 2014, 01:25 »

Too much Counter Strike?

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« Reply #898 on: 05 Dec 2014, 08:38 »

....sure, let's go with that.
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« Reply #899 on: 05 Dec 2014, 08:45 »

If you are under the age of 40, something happened today that you probably haven't seen before.

A NASA space capsule splashing down in the Pacific Ocean.
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