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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #3050 on: 10 Dec 2019, 10:37 »

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.

~ Emo Phillips
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« Reply #3051 on: 11 Dec 2019, 01:56 »

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.

~ Emo Phillips

People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.
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« Reply #3052 on: 11 Dec 2019, 06:55 »

I donít believe in astrology; Iím a Sagittarius and weíre skeptical.
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« Reply #3053 on: 11 Dec 2019, 07:16 »

Iím not a member of an organized political party. Iím a Democrat.
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« Reply #3054 on: 11 Dec 2019, 21:17 »

Just imagining the world a hundred years hence - in some soft-sci-fi future where we get contacted by Aliens.....

"You know, it would probably be easier to build healthy diplomatic relations with the Reticulans if Reticulan pirates, crooks, and smugglers hadn't been using Earth as a hideout for decades before we were officially discovered.  And as if that's not bad enough, some of them developed a sex tourism side business abducting people, drugging them, and pimping them out to be raped by weird little butt-sex freaks with anal probes.

Anyway, that's all in the back of people's heads, right?  Our first impression of them was made by some of their most vile crooks.  So when these English farmers bring their relatively minor class action suit for crop damage, it's going to be a bit hard to find a venue capable of giving them a fair trial...."





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« Reply #3055 on: 20 Dec 2019, 11:02 »

I would absolutely love an AHS style Lovecratian show where its set in 1920s and each season is a different Lovecraft tale. Like one season could be Herbert West: Reanimator, then the next season would be Shadow Over Innsmouth (I would rip the plot straight from the Call of Cthulhu Xbox game though with the detective story), then maybe an episodic season "Tales of Miskatonic U" where we can cover Dunwich Horror, Whisperer In Darkness, Call of Cthulhu,  Mountains of Madness, any anything else that has Miskatonic University characters. Different actors every season with different tales. Then again Whispers in Darkness could probably be its own season.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #3056 on: 05 Jan 2020, 17:47 »

In the Warhammer Fantasy Battles universe*, Elves come in 3 flavors: Vanilla, Chocolate, and Mint. I think about this a lot.







*And many other fantasy settings
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #3057 on: 05 Jan 2020, 18:28 »

Meanwhile Orks in 40k operate entirely on a "Clap your hands if you believe" scale. And don't realise it.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #3058 on: 12 Jan 2020, 16:59 »

This must have been asked many times before I came up with it.

Was the author of "The Never Ending Story" paid by the word?
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #3059 on: 17 Jan 2020, 07:06 »

There's a post on Twitter where people are telling their Bad Teacher Stories. I've got a bunch but it reminded me of good? surreal? experience from when I was nine in primary school.

There was a substitute teacher and I don't know how but they realised I had read ahead on the book the class was reading and I was instantly apologetic and upset because I had got in trouble for this before for some reason. The sub was like, "No it's okay. It's good you like to read. Has anyone else read ahead?" and while we had that teacher he kept us in groups depending on what chapter we'd read to. Including people who were "behind" without judgement.

I think the book was Charlie and The Great Glass Elevator.
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« Reply #3060 on: 17 Jan 2020, 09:09 »

Very similar to me. We had a teacher when I was in 4th class (about 9-10) who would shout and roar at everyone, until one say he saw me with my head down. He thought I was messing or something, stormed over and demanded to know what I was doing. As it turned out, I was reading ahead in one of our English books. When he saw that, he apologised and then took every opportunity to encourage me to read. It even got the point where during a Parent-Teacher meeting, he told my parents that he loved how much I'd read, even comics if I had them.
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Re: miscellaneous musings
« Reply #3061 on: 19 Jan 2020, 10:40 »

I read my entire biology textbook by week three... same with history, now that I think about it.

I might have been a wee bit bored in class.
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« Reply #3062 on: 26 Jan 2020, 05:35 »

This must have been asked many times before I came up with it.

Was the author of "The Never Ending Story" paid by the word?

I was unable to find details on Ende's contract on the Germanophone interwebbertubes, but I think it unlikely. The title may (partially) be a pun on his surname - 'Ende' meaning '(The) End' in German - as well as the book's genesis. Ende had originally announced to his publisher that he had an idea for a story about a boy who literally becomes a part of the story he reads, but that he expected to not be able to wring more than a 100 pages from the idea. The publisher replied "You do that - write a short book for once".

According to Ende, what happened next was that once he started taking the idea seriously "the story exploded in my hands".

When the deadline approached, he had to admit to said publisher that he found himself unable to get the damn brat out of Phantasia again - "Bastian doesn't want to come back again" - and he strongly implies that he habitually refused to employ cheap author's trick to resolve plot problem. The boy would find a way out on his own, and everybody - publisher, printer, readers - had to have patience until he did (he remarks that at the time, appointments with printers ahd already been made, "the paper was ready (to be printed)")

He found that his original Bastian - a much more asocial, reticent, withdrawn kid than the one in the published version, who lacked the latter's desire for community and social interaction - didn't work, as that Bastian would have no reason to want to come back to his real life again. So Ende ended up rewriting much of his draft (By his account, the book represents about a fifth of the source material). He handed in the draft more than a year past the original deadline.

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_unendliche_Geschichte

TL;DR - I guess the title may, in part, be an in-joke between Ende and his publisher. And the discrepancy between his original estimate of a hundred pages for a book that grew to nearly five times that length (480 pages) ... dunno how length figured into his remuneration. Ende was not one to suffer indignities in silence - he famously sued (and lost) to have the production of the eponymous movie halted, or the title changed, and insisted his name be withdrawn from the credits - but there is no report about any disagreements about his payment for a book that deviated in many ways from what was initially agreed upon (granted, this would also be congruent with his being paid by page number). What he did seem to have cared about - fanatically so - were his characters and the artistic integrity of his work, and by '79, he seemed to have been in a position to afford such devotion (Previous novels, like Momo, or the Jim Button series, were already bestsellers in Germany in their own right. Methinks Ende occupies a place in German YA fiction similar to Stephen King in the US, though the latter is, of course, much more prolific, and, more importantly, still alive).
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« Reply #3063 on: 26 Jan 2020, 18:02 »

Was there ever a myth about a virgin goddess (or god) that was know for their purity but came across someone they found so irresistible that they were willing to give that up, only for that person to reject them out of fear from the past stories of the diety murdering people that accidentally stumbled onto them bathing in the woods?
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« Reply #3064 on: 27 Jan 2020, 00:37 »

That sounds a bit like the story of Artemis and Hippolytus, though that was more out of his devotion to purity, than about fear, if I remember correctly.
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« Reply #3065 on: 27 Jan 2020, 09:30 »

In the US, the states of Michigan and Ohio fought a battle over who got ownership of the city of Toledo. The armies couldnít find each other in the wilderness but stumbled onto each other in a bar that night. The only injury was when someone was stabbed with a butter knife.

Some people suspect that the soldiers and their commanders probably thought the idea of going to war against the other state was really stupid and that might be why they "couldn't find" each other.  But nobody ever got in trouble for it.  Except, oddly enough, the one guy who stabbed one of the 'enemy' soldiers with a butter knife.  He went to court on assault charges.

But apparently Austria has an entirely different approach to these things.  Once their army attacked itself and lost ten thousand men.
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« Reply #3066 on: 27 Jan 2020, 09:56 »

But apparently Austria has an entirely different approach to these things.  Once their army attacked itself and lost ten thousand men.

Not one of our proudest and brightest moments.

On the other hand, Liechtenstein went to war with fifty people, but 51 returned. No casualties, and IIRC someone from Italy joined their side.
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« Reply #3067 on: 28 Jan 2020, 17:52 »

Dinosaur-killer level meteor strikes only happen once every hundred million years or so, but when they hit, they hit everybody whoís alive at that time.

Therefore the odds of getting killed this way are the odds of everybody (or at least almost everybody) alive getting killed this way at once.

Because itís more likely for a K-T sized meteor to hit during any one lifetime than lightning is likely to kill any one individual, itís actually more likely for each of us, as individuals, to get killed by a KT-level extinction event caused by a giant meteor, than it is to get killed by lightning.

You may have heard this as a reason not to worry about lightning bolts.  But that would be a misinterpretation.  I've had lightning bolts hit uncomfortably close to me, and I think it's a good reason to fund Spacewatch, asteroid observatories, and space exploration. 
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« Reply #3068 on: 29 Jan 2020, 11:13 »

  I've had lightning bolts hit uncomfortably close to me, and I think it's a good reason to fund Spacewatch, asteroid observatories, and space exploration.

This has happened to me enough times that I'm pretty sure my superpower is not getting struck by lightning.
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« Reply #3069 on: 29 Jan 2020, 11:19 »

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« Reply #3070 on: 10 Feb 2020, 09:24 »

Hot take on the first hobbit movie:
The Elves are not vegetarian, they just don't know what dwarves eat. They live underground where there is nothing to hunt, so they just assumed anything that grows is edible for them and just gave them fresh plants from their garden. In solidarity they chose to have salads themselves.
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