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iduguphergrave

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QC Captions Vol. 173
« on: 29 Jun 2014, 18:32 »

Good evening, folks. FIRST IMAGERY:



Enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #1 on: 29 Jun 2014, 18:43 »

Sam:  He didn't like it, so I hit him.
Marten:  Why did you give him the frog, anyway?
Emily:  I was going to make another frog smoothie with that frog!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #2 on: 29 Jun 2014, 19:04 »

Sam: "His head looked soft! I thought it would be soft!"
Marten: "And your first instinct was to punch him?"
Emily: "0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #3 on: 29 Jun 2014, 19:48 »

S: "Can I keep her? Please?!"
M: "I'm not sure you're ready for the responsibility of owning a college student. You'll have to brush her and feed her and take her on walks."
E: "I can feed myself! Almost!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #4 on: 30 Jun 2014, 02:10 »

Marten: "I can understand why Emily, Faye, and even Marigold would hit Pintsize. So why did you punch him, Sam?"
Sam: "I just had this feeling that sometime in the next 10 years he would do something to deserve it, so I hit him for it now."
Emily: "I only punched him because his head looked soft..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #5 on: 30 Jun 2014, 11:36 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #6 on: 02 Jul 2014, 11:18 »

(it's the "almost" that got me, btw)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #7 on: 02 Jul 2014, 12:37 »

NEW PANEL:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #8 on: 02 Jul 2014, 12:47 »

HANNELORE: "How come everyone else got a tourniquet and I didn't?"
FAYE: "Marty went home to rip up a clean shirt for you."
MARTEN (OFF PANEL): "I want you to use it to gag Faye again. Don't tell her I said that."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #9 on: 02 Jul 2014, 13:58 »

Hannelore: "Can Emily actually feed herself?"
Faye: "Only liquids. She can't even eat a banana if it isn't mashed up for her."
(off-panel): "Banana smoothie!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #10 on: 02 Jul 2014, 14:33 »

Hannelore: I thought Pintsize wasn't allowed to come here.
Faye: He does anyway. Don't ask what kind of smoothie he orders.
Pintsize: Butt smoothie!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #11 on: 02 Jul 2014, 17:47 »

Hannelore: "I thought you sealed off that vent from the outside with four layers of welded wire fencing"
Faye: "The raccoons still get in there and taunt me"
Vent: "Wastebasket Smoothie!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #12 on: 02 Jul 2014, 22:04 »

Faye:  Energy soda.
Hanners:  Flax-seed enema.
Off-screen:  C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER!!!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #13 on: 03 Jul 2014, 05:58 »

Hannelore: "They don't leave much to the imagination in the pride parade do they."
Faye: "News said a cold front was moving through."
From Street:  "My ....... just fell off!"

[ pasties / leaves / feathers / fronds / readers choice ]
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #14 on: 05 Jul 2014, 21:16 »

HANNELORE: "No, What's on second?"
FAYE: "I don't know."
O.P.: "I'll break your arm you say thoid base!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #15 on: 06 Jul 2014, 17:27 »

H:  Isn't it time to update the contest?
F:  Goddamn it I want a new image already!
iduguphergrave:   Working on it!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #16 on: 06 Jul 2014, 17:51 »

It's up, Mr. Complainy Pants.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 173
« Reply #17 on: 11 Jul 2014, 08:49 »

Hanners:  "What's going on over there?"

FAye:  "iduguphergrave's trying to narrow down the images to use next week."

iduguphergrave:  "Working on it!"
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