This is Australia, mate. We don't do subtlety.
*shoves the nOOb out of the airlock* *watches the nOOb die horribly in the vacuum of space* *becomes aware of the disapproval of the entire forum* *is forced to revert to a previous point in spacetime to avoid loss of forum access* (welcome to the forum!)
I must say, when I first joined I was on the who's new section a lot too.But seriously, no pushing out of the airlock, suction cup.That's my turf.