Topic: QC Captions Vol. 190 (Read 7449 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 26 Oct 2014, 13:45 »

Welcome to a new week, folks. FIRST PANEL:

Prototype: Run, run, as fast as you can!
Can't catch me, I'm the PurpleHead Man!

MooskiNet · « **Reply #1 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 13:47 »

Prepare yourself!

DSL · « **Reply #2 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 14:25 »

PROTOTYPE: "Next time you're feeling blue/ just let a smile begin/ happy things will come to you/ so smurf yourself ... Marten!"

BenRG · « **Reply #3 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 14:41 »

DILLY: "Out of my way, primate! My one true love awaits!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 14:55 »

"Whistle while you work" (my wife's suggestion)
"Look, I've been blueballed myself!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #5 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 14:56 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 26 Oct 2014, 14:55

"Whistle while you work" (my wife's suggestion)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #6 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 15:23 »

"Bye, Dad! I'm off to kindergarten."

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #7 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 15:25 »

Prototype: "Meep meep!" *in following panel, we see it being chased by a Wil E Coyote*

ALternatively,
"Leeeeeroooooy Jenkins!"

Or, (topical)
"Actually, it's about ethics in games journalism"

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #8 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 15:58 »

"Wait for me, I'm coming!"

*edit*
Yes I'm ashamed of myself for going to the lowest common denominator.

Zebediah · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 16:52 »

"Hi! I'm Richard!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #10 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 16:54 »

"Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back".

Half Empty Coffee Cup · « **Reply #11 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 19:18 »

"You can take my cockring, but you can never take my FREEDOM!"

ReindeerFlotilla · « **Reply #12 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 19:21 »

No time for questions. Get on.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #13 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 21:06 »

"I'm running as fast as I can! Am I getting a head?"

DrBear · « **Reply #14 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 22:03 »

"Yeah, I know, this is a real dick move."

hakko504 · « **Reply #15 on:** 26 Oct 2014, 23:19 »

"She's ready for you. "

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 01:20 »

Quote from: DrBear on 26 Oct 2014, 22:03

"Yeah, I know, this is a real dick move."

This one has my vote. Maybe half a point off for the claireface just because, but it still has my vote.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #17 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 01:35 »

How's about...

I could see a couple of days of Pintsize and Winslow chasing it around the apartment and surroundings trying more and more outlandish ways of trapping it. Or being chased themselves by a swarm of other prototypes.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #18 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 09:49 »

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #19 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 10:00 »

Prototype: "Booooorn freeeeeeeee, as free as the wind blows....."

BenRG · « **Reply #20 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 10:03 »

Quote from: Detachable Felix on 27 Oct 2014, 10:00

Prototype: "Booooorn freeeeeeeee, as free as the wind blows....."

If you could 'Like' posts on this forum, this post would be getting one from me!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #21 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 11:16 »

Prototype: hums music from "Free Willy".

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #22 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 17:42 »

Alternatively, it hums the William Tell Overture.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #23 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 17:48 »

Quote from: Detachable Felix on 27 Oct 2014, 17:42

Alternatively, it hums the William Tell Overture.

If it does the ENTIRE 1812 Overture, that would impress me.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #24 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 18:45 »

"It is You. We've all heard tales of The Precocious One but I never dreamed I would ever meet you. How may I do your bidding, Master?"

NemoX · « **Reply #25 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 20:48 »

Excuse me, have you seen an alluring-shaped flashlight go by? (nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more)

Aziraphale · « **Reply #26 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 21:07 »

Quote from: NemoX on 27 Oct 2014, 20:48

Excuse me, have you seen an alluring-shaped flashlight go by? (nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more)

Puts a whole new spin on the Singularity, doesn't it.

~~valkygrrl~~ · « **Reply #27 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 22:03 »

Prototype (singing): Take me for what I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam. Who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me.

cesium133 · « **Reply #28 on:** 27 Oct 2014, 22:15 »

"Hello my honey, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal..."

Storel · « **Reply #29 on:** 28 Oct 2014, 00:24 »

"I just gotta be meeeeeeee!"

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #30 on:** 28 Oct 2014, 00:33 »

Quote from: Aziraphale on 27 Oct 2014, 21:07

Quote from: NemoX on 27 Oct 2014, 20:48
Excuse me, have you seen an alluring-shaped flashlight go by? (nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more)

Puts a whole new spin on the Singularity, doesn't it.

Reminds me of this:

osaka · « **Reply #31 on:** 28 Oct 2014, 01:22 »

"Excuse me, which way to the AnthroPC coffee shop?"

Krald · « **Reply #32 on:** 28 Oct 2014, 01:29 »

"And I'm free, I'm free ballin' "

Skewbrow · « **Reply #33 on:** 28 Oct 2014, 02:58 »

Quote from: SubaruStephen on 27 Oct 2014, 17:48

Quote from: Detachable Felix on 27 Oct 2014, 17:42
Alternatively, it hums the William Tell Overture.
If it does the ENTIRE 1812 Overture, that would impress me.

In the context of this thread 1812 Overture has somewhat disturbing overtones. Or would it be undertones

osaka · « **Reply #34 on:** 28 Oct 2014, 03:02 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 28 Oct 2014, 02:58

Quote from: SubaruStephen on 27 Oct 2014, 17:48
Quote from: Detachable Felix on 27 Oct 2014, 17:42
Alternatively, it hums the William Tell Overture.
If it does the ENTIRE 1812 Overture, that would impress me.

In the context of this thread 1812 Overture has somewhat disturbing overtones. Or would it be undertones

Now we know what Dilly was singing.

BenRG · « **Reply #35 on:** 28 Oct 2014, 03:12 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 28 Oct 2014, 02:58

In the context of this thread 1812 Overture has somewhat disturbing overtones. Or would it be undertones

I think that was the moment when Hanners realised that there is a valid reason to seek the oblivion of alcohol. Oddly enough, it isn't heartbreak, it's having a robot companion with no 'appropriate behaviour' filter.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #36 on:** 29 Oct 2014, 14:09 »

You guys are great

Came across THIS PANEL...seems appropriate:

BenRG · « **Reply #37 on:** 29 Oct 2014, 14:29 »

Angus and Faye in time-out of course!

ANGUS: She said it first!

FAYE: I wouldn't have if he hadn't said it!

PINTSIZE: No talking!

Aziraphale · « **Reply #38 on:** 29 Oct 2014, 14:41 »

Angus: Take these tags home. They're to be used in the event that you're burned beyond recognition in a nuclear holocaust!
Faye: I want an orderly nuclear holocaust!
Pintsize: No talking!

DSL · « **Reply #39 on:** 29 Oct 2014, 16:52 »

ANGUS: "My God, are we gonna be like our parents?"
FAYE: "Not me. Ever."

Zebediah · « **Reply #40 on:** 29 Oct 2014, 18:09 »

Angus: "You're a butt."
Faye: "You're a butt."
Pintsize: "Okay, you're both butts. Now stop talking out your asses."

~~valkygrrl~~ · « **Reply #41 on:** 29 Oct 2014, 18:13 »

Angus: Pinky Pie is best pony
Faye: I don't even know you.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #42 on:** 30 Oct 2014, 04:39 »

Angus: "It's less than 150 miles."
Faye: "To a low Earth orbit."

or

Angus: "Pimple-Butt."
Faye: "Capt'n Backhair."

Fig · « **Reply #43 on:** 30 Oct 2014, 06:18 »

Angus: "You have terrible taste in music."
"Faye: "Well YOU have a terrible taste in booze."

Thrudd · « **Reply #44 on:** 30 Oct 2014, 09:10 »

Angus: Chocolate!
Faye: Peanut-butter!

yes its in reference to ages long past. It was the 80's

DSL · « **Reply #45 on:** 30 Oct 2014, 09:27 »

ANGUS: "'Let's put the batteries in the purple dildo,' you said. 'What could possibly go wrong?' you said."
FAYE: "'No sweat,' you said. 'I'll make sure the door's closed,' you said."

Storel · « **Reply #46 on:** 31 Oct 2014, 11:14 »

Quote from: DSL on 30 Oct 2014, 09:27

ANGUS: "'Let's put the batteries in the purple dildo,' you said. 'What could possibly go wrong?' you said."
FAYE: "'No sweat,' you said. 'I'll make sure the door's closed,' you said."

That gave me a good laugh, thanks!

DSL · « **Reply #47 on:** 31 Oct 2014, 11:42 »

Quote from: Storel on 31 Oct 2014, 11:14

Quote from: DSL on 30 Oct 2014, 09:27
ANGUS: "'Let's put the batteries in the purple dildo,' you said. 'What could possibly go wrong?' you said."
FAYE: "'No sweat,' you said. 'I'll make sure the door's closed,' you said."

That gave me a good laugh, thanks!

You are entirely welcome.

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