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QC Captions Vol. 185
« on: 21 Sep 2014, 11:54 »
I noticed it's been kinda quiet in these threads lately; is everyone still doing summer stuff or are you guys getting bored? Anyway, FIRST PANEL:



Enjoy

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #1 on: 21 Sep 2014, 12:59 »
Tai: "TOUCHDOWN!"
Blood Fukk: "Wrong sport."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #2 on: 21 Sep 2014, 13:04 »
Tai:  I win!  You have to hire me to DJ at your wedding!
Blood Fukk:  You better have some Einstuerzende Neubauten to play, then.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #3 on: 21 Sep 2014, 15:18 »
Tai: "I win! You have to draw a webcomic about the life of my friends and I!"
BloodFukk: "Yeah, yeah, like I don't already..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #4 on: 22 Sep 2014, 08:43 »
Tai: I threw them all at once and they all hit the board! You're buying all night!
BloodFukk: Cump.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #5 on: 22 Sep 2014, 18:17 »
TAI: "Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!"
BLOODFUKK: (Brief pause, frozen smile, blank stare) "Whut."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #6 on: 22 Sep 2014, 19:08 »
Tai: Botchkee!
Bloodfukk: What the hell game were we playing, anyway?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #7 on: 23 Sep 2014, 05:38 »
Tai:  "Bob!  Long time no see.  What are you up to now and how's Genevieve?"

Bob:  "Finished my electrical engineering program and started over at the power plant.  Genevieve and I are divorced now, but we usually talk about once a week.  She's doing well and she's up for Senior Constable."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #8 on: 23 Sep 2014, 10:44 »
Those names are familiar. Should I know them?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #9 on: 23 Sep 2014, 10:46 »
Bob was the guy at the party where Marten had a one-night-stand with Delilah, and Genevieve was the woman who was chasing Sven before he got mauled by a racoon (and/or Vespavenger).
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #10 on: 24 Sep 2014, 07:47 »

Tai: "Woo! Eight hit the target. Am I a great shot or what?"
Blood Fukk: "Your first dart hit the Guinness tap and I think the bartender wishes to discuss your last throw personally."

Bartender: "Ach, right in the wallet."  :roll:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #11 on: 24 Sep 2014, 18:10 »
Thank you, Cesium; I had also forgotten. NEXT IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #12 on: 24 Sep 2014, 18:42 »
FAYE: You don't actually need to blow bubbles, you know.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #13 on: 24 Sep 2014, 18:49 »
"That's not chocolate milk. It's Baileys."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #14 on: 24 Sep 2014, 20:53 »
Faye: Nobody knows this, but I'm a natural redhead too. Wanna see?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #15 on: 25 Sep 2014, 02:44 »
Faye:  "I read your diary."


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #16 on: 25 Sep 2014, 08:07 »
Faye: I gave your Hello Kitty purse to a stray cat.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #17 on: 25 Sep 2014, 08:15 »
Faye: Found the worm you did.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #18 on: 25 Sep 2014, 09:46 »
Faye: Like that drink? Pintsize made it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #19 on: 25 Sep 2014, 12:00 »
FAYE: "Psh. I have my own bubbles. See?"
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« Reply #20 on: 25 Sep 2014, 12:03 »
FAYE: "Floofy ginger head/ blows bubbles into her drink/ making a big mess."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #21 on: 25 Sep 2014, 18:11 »
FAYE: Test run complete. Now I can put these tiny depth charges in particularly annoying customers' coffee.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #22 on: 26 Sep 2014, 04:43 »
Faye: I'm pregnant.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #23 on: 26 Sep 2014, 09:03 »
Faye: I once tore out every page of Grapes of Wrath, page after page, day after day. It itched, but was very absorbent.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #24 on: 26 Sep 2014, 14:31 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 26 Sep 2014, 04:43
Faye: I'm pregnant.

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Faye:  "So how long has Emily been pregnant?"


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #25 on: 26 Sep 2014, 14:34 »
Faye: "Pintsize made that drink."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #26 on: 26 Sep 2014, 14:35 »
Faye: Marten's thinking of moving back to California.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #27 on: 26 Sep 2014, 14:36 »
Quote from: TheEvilDog on 26 Sep 2014, 14:34
Faye: "Pintsize made that drink."

Hey, no fair copying me.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 185
« Reply #28 on: 26 Sep 2014, 14:39 »
Faye: "Yeah, so that's why I can get so hammered so fast. Can I have one of your kidneys?"
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« Reply #29 on: 28 Sep 2014, 08:58 »
FAYE: "So here we are. Two girls ..."
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