Topic: May and PintSize? (Read 7166 times)

aceiatx · « **on:** 01 Oct 2014, 08:07 »

Am I the only one who cannot wait to see what happens when May meets Pintsize?

MegaBarrakuda · « **Reply #1 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 09:35 »

"You have no boobs."
*BLAM!*

And Marigold is needed again.

MooskiNet · « **Reply #2 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 09:36 »

He probably knows an AI she was in prison with.

Thrudd · « **Reply #3 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 09:55 »

Quote from: MooskiNet on 01 Oct 2014, 09:36

He probably knows an AI she was in prison with.

He probably knows the wardens, parole officers and most of the guards who all would respond exactly the same way "YOU again!?!?!"

Barmymoo · « **Reply #4 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 10:27 »

I have a weird sense of deja vu with this thread.

aceiatx · « **Reply #5 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 10:38 »

I dunno... an AI with impulse control issues who wants/likes big boobs and who has a foul mouth. They could be made for each other.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #6 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 10:58 »

So to speak.

Zebediah · « **Reply #7 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 11:03 »

No. Pintsize and May must never meet.

Unless you really want to see the world end in fire and ash, I guess.

Orkboy · « **Reply #8 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 11:03 »

Quote from: MegaBarrakuda on 01 Oct 2014, 09:35

"You have no boobs."
*BLAM!*

And Marigold is needed again.

There are after-market mods for that.

evilQuälgeist · « **Reply #9 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 11:29 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 01 Oct 2014, 11:03

No. Pintsize and May must never meet.

Unless you really want to see the world end in fire and ash, I guess.

I have entertained the thought...

I mean have you never wondered how awesome the sky would look on fire?

MooskiNet · « **Reply #10 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 11:30 »

I figure it would look sorta like an outdoor level of Doom II.

eschaton · « **Reply #11 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 11:32 »

Quote from: MegaBarrakuda on 01 Oct 2014, 09:35

"You have no boobs."
*BLAM!*

And Marigold is needed again.

Huh? May has reasonably-sized boobs. She clearly doesn't have a pre-pubescent child body like Momo does.

MegaBarrakuda · « **Reply #12 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 11:44 »

Quote from: eschaton on 01 Oct 2014, 11:32

Quote from: MegaBarrakuda on 01 Oct 2014, 09:35
"You have no boobs."
*BLAM!*

And Marigold is needed again.

Huh? May has reasonably-sized boobs. She clearly doesn't have a pre-pubescent child body like Momo does.

Well, Pintsize would still call them small or something and May ends up hitting him.

Truec · « **Reply #13 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 12:01 »

Quote from: MegaBarrakuda on 01 Oct 2014, 09:35

"You have no boobs."
*BLAM!*

And Marigold is needed again.

Does anybody else find it incredibly jarring to reread the older strips where AnthroPCs were property, or at best were treated as pets?

reicreature · « **Reply #14 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 12:42 »

I never thought of them as pets and only loosely as property but more like helper animals for the socially awkward and lonely.

I will say that after watching Adventure Time, Winslow's voice in my head is now BMO's voice which frustrates me because it didn't used to be. He used to sound more like Thomas the Tank Engine in my head.

Honkytonk · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 13:27 »

I can only imagine some kind of town-wide rampage. Or perhaps May will behave herself whilst Pintsize doesn't and kind of see in him what she used to be like leading to a semi-epiphany.

Also 'woob woob woob' is still my favourite sound effect Jeph has ever used in this comic.

Kugai · « **Reply #16 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 13:53 »

Pain
Fear
Destruction

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #17 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 14:55 »

Imagine May's resentment if she finds out how many illegalities Pintsize has gotten away with. She might backslide.

Carl-E · « **Reply #18 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 16:36 »

"Anything you can do, I can do better..."

Now May will always sound like Ethel Merman. I do hope she breaks out into song at some point!

T · « **Reply #19 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 16:43 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 01 Oct 2014, 11:03

No. Pintsize and May must never meet.

Unless you really want to see the world end in fire and ash, I guess.

More like boobs and boners.

Orkboy · « **Reply #20 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 17:11 »

I'm gonna have to go see who may actually has met, because I know it's not everyone.

EDIT:
Okay, only counting since she got out of jail and got a physical body:

Dale
Marigold
Unofficially Pintsize
Hanners
Potentially anyone at the coffee shop, but offscreen
Momo

rschill · « **Reply #21 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 20:10 »

I suspect that when they do meet, someone will end up forfeiting their damage deposit.

Platypodes · « **Reply #22 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 22:00 »

Quote from: T on 01 Oct 2014, 16:43

Quote from: Zebediah on 01 Oct 2014, 11:03
No. Pintsize and May must never meet.

Unless you really want to see the world end in fire and ash, I guess.
More like boobs and boners.

Some say the world will end in boners,
Some say in boobs.
From what I know of geeks and loners
I hold with those who favor boners.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of noobs
To say that for destruction boobs
Are also great
With lots of lube.

(With many apologies to Robert Frost)

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #23 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 22:55 »

Quote from: Platypodes on 01 Oct 2014, 22:00

Some say the world will end in boners,
Some say in boobs.
From what I know of geeks and loners
I hold with those who favor boners.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of noobs
To say that for destruction boobs
Are also great
With lots of lube.

(With many apologies to Robert Frost)

This is actually the best thing I've read all day.

HauntingPoem · « **Reply #24 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 23:02 »

Quite fantastic Platy! This shall go down in the annals of history. Just not sure under what section....

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #25 on:** 01 Oct 2014, 23:14 »

Quote from: HauntingPoem on 01 Oct 2014, 23:02

Quite fantastic Platy! This shall go down in the annals of history. Just not sure under what section....

Fixed that for you

Thrudd · « **Reply #26 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 10:32 »

stop browsing my mind

Where is the upvote button? Oh right - this isn't IMGUR. I think I spend too much time there ..... sometimes.

BenRG · « **Reply #27 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 11:32 »

I'd like for May to troll Pintsize on-line before they meet face-to-face. It seems the thing she'd do. Naturally, Momo would be annoyed with her (Pintsize is allegedly her friend, after all). However, she'll admit that the little perv had it coming to him.

Rubick · « **Reply #28 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 12:30 »

I imagine Pintsize trying so hard to impress May, and she doesn't doesn't give a shit.

Carl-E · « **Reply #29 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 15:26 »

I think you've hit it with this. He's the tap-dancing cockroach beneath her heel.

Of course, if he still had that laser, it would be a different story...

Platypodes · « **Reply #30 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 17:16 »

Quote from: BenRG on 02 Oct 2014, 11:32

I'd like for May to troll Pintsize on-line before they meet face-to-face. It seems the thing she'd do. Naturally, Momo would be annoyed with her (Pintsize is allegedly her friend, after all). However, she'll admit that the little perv had it coming to him.

I could also see her trolling him in person, like the speech she made to Dale about how his nobility made her so horny...

Blood-Tree · « **Reply #31 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 17:20 »

Quote from: reicreature on 01 Oct 2014, 12:42

I never thought of them as pets and only loosely as property but more like helper animals for the socially awkward and lonely.

I agree but nonetheless, doesn't it seem strange that PintSize hasn't upgraded to a human-scale body? May has plenty of room to grow as a character whereas PintSize is stunted.

Fig · « **Reply #32 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 17:25 »

I shudder to think of the horrors that would be unleashed if Pintsize were to be granted thumbs. We'd all be screwed, with...something thumb-related I'm sure.

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #33 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 17:26 »

Quote from: Blood-Tree on 02 Oct 2014, 17:20

ut nonetheless, doesn't it seem strange that PintSize hasn't upgraded to a human-scale body? May has plenty of room to grow as a character whereas PintSize is stunted.

I couldn't see Pintsize as having a human-scale body. The world would end. Also, his name would no longer be apt.

Platypodes · « **Reply #34 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 17:30 »

Quote from: Blood-Tree on 02 Oct 2014, 17:20

I agree but nonetheless, doesn't it seem strange that PintSize hasn't upgraded to a human-scale body? May has plenty of room to grow as a character whereas PintSize is stunted.

Well, it's been established that some AI's are happy to be toasters or even trash cans. I figured AI's like Momo--who are created in one form and end up needing to drastically change it in order to be happy--were less common than AI's who are happy staying in more or less the same type of body. Kind of like trans folks among humans.

Orkboy · « **Reply #35 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 18:00 »

You know what would happen if May and Pintsize met, right? Bonnie and Clyde style shenanigans, up to and including robbing banks with fully automatic weapons. Though seeing PintMay in action would be kinda awesome.

DSL · « **Reply #36 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 20:46 »

Quote from: Fig on 02 Oct 2014, 17:25

I shudder to think of the horrors that would be unleashed if Pintsize were to be granted thumbs. We'd all be screwed, with...something thumb-related I'm sure.

Thumb screws, surely.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #37 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 20:53 »

Epic funtimes for all if/when Pintsize and May meet.

bryntheskits · « **Reply #38 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 21:24 »

Quote from: Orkboy on 02 Oct 2014, 18:00

You know what would happen if May and Pintsize met, right?

The end times will have begun.

T · « **Reply #39 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 21:29 »

Quote from: Detachable Felix on 02 Oct 2014, 17:26

Quote from: Blood-Tree on 02 Oct 2014, 17:20
ut nonetheless, doesn't it seem strange that PintSize hasn't upgraded to a human-scale body? May has plenty of room to grow as a character whereas PintSize is stunted.
I couldn't see Pintsize as having a human-scale body. The world would end. Also, his name would no longer be apt.

What if he get a body that looks like Danny Devito?

DrClef · « **Reply #40 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 21:30 »

Who do you think was trying to sell her that vectored-thrust strike drone?

As to where he got it. . . obviously the Roomba's kids decided to join the military. . .

BenRG · « **Reply #41 on:** 02 Oct 2014, 23:40 »

Quote from: DrClef on 02 Oct 2014, 21:30

Who do you think was trying to sell her that vectored-thrust strike drone?

As to where he got it. . . obviously the Roomba's kids decided to join the military. . .

I think she was trying to buy it from Hanners' mom; she's a big deal in defence robotics isn't she?

Orkboy · « **Reply #42 on:** 03 Oct 2014, 07:50 »

Quote from: T on 02 Oct 2014, 21:29

Quote from: Detachable Felix on 02 Oct 2014, 17:26
I couldn't see Pintsize as having a human-scale body. The world would end. Also, his name would no longer be apt.
What if he get a body that looks like Danny Devito?

I am totally cool with this. Fan artists: full speed ahead.

Thrudd · « **Reply #43 on:** 06 Oct 2014, 10:49 »

Quote from: T on 02 Oct 2014, 21:29

Quote from: Detachable Felix on 02 Oct 2014, 17:26
Quote from: Blood-Tree on 02 Oct 2014, 17:20
ut nonetheless, doesn't it seem strange that PintSize hasn't upgraded to a human-scale body? May has plenty of room to grow as a character whereas PintSize is stunted.
I couldn't see Pintsize as having a human-scale body. The world would end. Also, his name would no longer be apt.
What if he get a body that looks like Danny Devito?

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