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QC Captions Vol. 187
« on: 05 Oct 2014, 14:17 »

Howdy! FIRST PANEL:



Enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #1 on: 05 Oct 2014, 14:21 »

CLAIRE: You put what in the pancakes?!?

MRS A: Hush and be open-minded, child! He's enjoying it!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #2 on: 05 Oct 2014, 14:31 »

Claire: "You're using Log Cabin syrup?!"
Clairemom: "When you get a place of your own you can pick the syrup."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #3 on: 05 Oct 2014, 14:37 »

Claire: But I wanted to be the one to invite him over!
Clairemom: Hush. He's here, isn't he?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #4 on: 05 Oct 2014, 14:55 »

Claire: “Mom!”
Mom: “Nuh uh! I traded your brother for him fair and square.”
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #5 on: 05 Oct 2014, 18:28 »

Claire: But the corpses of our enemies is supposed to be a family-only meal!
Mom:  Hush.  It's good to see you with friends open-minded enough to accept ritualistic cannibalism. 

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #6 on: 05 Oct 2014, 19:03 »

CLAIRE: "Mooommmmm ... those were my BEST BOOTS."
CLAIREMOM: "Hush dear. The lady who sold me the rights to the website says it's worth two grand a month, easy."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #7 on: 05 Oct 2014, 23:10 »

Claire: "Mom! Is that not a tad premature!?"
Mom: "Hush, dear. A) I love your brother, too, but... B) I have Asio-Martian back up. C) If everything else fails, you will be the smizmar."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #8 on: 06 Oct 2014, 06:43 »

Claire: "Mom!"

ClaireMom: "Hush.  I've had needs since your father left, and this young man has helped me fulfill them."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #9 on: 06 Oct 2014, 06:53 »

ClaireMom: "Hush.  I've had needs since your father left, and this young man has helped me fulfill them."

That would bring out the Broguys to chant, methinks!

It would also spawn a new tee-shirt design - Clairemom's face with "Go Cougars!" around it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #10 on: 06 Oct 2014, 09:32 »

That could be done right now with Veronica.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #11 on: 06 Oct 2014, 12:11 »


CLAIRE: Mom! I'm mortified.
ClaireMom: Hi mortified! I'm mom.
CLAIRE: That's a dad joke..
ClaireMom: I am the Mother. I am the father. Maternis, Paternis.
CLAIRE: . . . Oh Ehm Geeee ....
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #12 on: 06 Oct 2014, 12:34 »

Claire: "He's eating CLINTON?"
Mom: "Not all of him, dear. Your brother has been wanting some more robotic body parts for a while, and why let good meat go to waste?"
Marten: Oh my god, I thought this was sausage...







Zebediah: Oh my god, did I really go there? Yes. Yes I did.  :psyduck:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #13 on: 06 Oct 2014, 15:04 »

Depends, Zebediah. Patties or links?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #14 on: 06 Oct 2014, 17:31 »

CLAIRE: "MOTHER!"

MOM: "Now, now, it's already been settled. You're getting the flower print place settings. Now let the man finish his pancakes before we get you registered at Nordstrom's."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #15 on: 07 Oct 2014, 00:03 »

Claire:  Why is it so quiet?

Mom:  It's the calm before the squee storm.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #16 on: 09 Oct 2014, 08:38 »

I am so sad that the B5 reference went by without comment - All your Geek cred belong to us.  :police:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #17 on: 09 Oct 2014, 17:58 »

I am so sad that the B5 reference went by without comment - All your Geek cred belong to us.  :police:

I love B5, and I just reread all the replies and am still not seeing a B5 reference. What am I missing? Was it in your post?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #18 on: 09 Oct 2014, 18:20 »

Eek, I plum forgot to put up a new panel; my bad!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #19 on: 09 Oct 2014, 20:05 »

MAY: The firmware updates haven't got any more reliable, I see.
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« Reply #20 on: 09 Oct 2014, 20:07 »

"Stick with me, kid, and we'll really go places".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #21 on: 10 Oct 2014, 01:05 »

MAY: "I tried emulating Clinton and his hand."

OR

MAY: "Yeah. Pintsize got me."
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« Reply #22 on: 10 Oct 2014, 01:18 »

MAY: Yeah, so it turns out being made of plastic doesn't mean that you don't need to wear gloves when cleanin' up th' spills...
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« Reply #23 on: 10 Oct 2014, 04:55 »

MAY: We are one.
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« Reply #24 on: 10 Oct 2014, 06:26 »

MAY: "Young fool... Only now, at the end, do you understand ... Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side."
MOMO: "This doesn't even remotely look like Force lightning."
MAY: "Now, you will pay the price for your ... oh, fuck it."
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« Reply #25 on: 10 Oct 2014, 12:14 »

This alone should have been a dead giveaway once you think about it :psyduck:
I love B5, and I just reread all the replies and am still not seeing a B5 reference. What am I missing? Was it in your post?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #26 on: 11 Oct 2014, 09:35 »

"Hey, Momo, guess who got a job raising hagfish."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #27 on: 14 Oct 2014, 11:22 »

I missed this thread last week. :(
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« Reply #28 on: 15 Oct 2014, 06:43 »

May:  "I think it best that you just don't ask."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
« Reply #29 on: 15 Oct 2014, 06:53 »

May: "Maybe it would have been best if we didn't shake hands right after you read all that Victorian pornography."
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