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Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 186  (Read 4283 times)

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QC Captions Vol. 186
« on: 28 Sep 2014, 12:21 »
Hey peeps. Just waiting impatiently for the cool weather to start. NEW IMAGE:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #1 on: 28 Sep 2014, 13:07 »
Faye: I'm going to go get emergency services on the phone...
Marten: Look, just because her hair ate Emily doesn't mean it'll happen to me!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #2 on: 28 Sep 2014, 14:13 »
Marten: "Don't you want some of the lice for yourself?"
Pugnacious Peach: "No, I've eaten enough for tonight."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #3 on: 28 Sep 2014, 14:22 »
Faye:  My work here is done.
Marten:  Did you just fart again?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #4 on: 28 Sep 2014, 14:35 »
FAYE: "That's it. I'm calling the vet to make an appointment to have you ... "
MARTEN: "Oh, please not ..."
FAYE: "... Declawed."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #5 on: 28 Sep 2014, 15:50 »
Pugnacious Peach: "I'll get my cutting torch."
Marten: "Wait! I didn't say I was stuck!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #6 on: 28 Sep 2014, 16:55 »
Faye:  "May I cut in?"

Marten:  "Certainly."


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #7 on: 28 Sep 2014, 18:00 »
Marten: "Faye, why are you humming Fire & Rain?"
Faye: "Oh no reason."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #8 on: 28 Sep 2014, 18:51 »
Faye: "Everything is proceeding exactly as I planned. Which means this must be a dream sequence, because that's the only time that ever happens."
Marten: "Wait... things go right in your dreams? I never have dreams like that!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #9 on: 01 Oct 2014, 13:13 »
I felt a bit cheated out of decent Sven panel from when he appeared a few weeks back, so here's this:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #10 on: 01 Oct 2014, 14:07 »
LYDIA: "You do realize I graduated two years ago, right?"
SVEN: "Meh. I need a beer."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #11 on: 01 Oct 2014, 16:32 »
SVEN: "I suppose you're going to tell me it's time I got my ass off the couch, got a job and moved out."
LYDIA: "Who are you?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #12 on: 01 Oct 2014, 17:39 »
Lydia: "If you were worth a damn you'd at least use this heartbreak as inspiration for a song or two."
Sven: "I did. It's called 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' and it's a piece of crap, like everything else I do. And it hit number one on the Billboard charts. God, I'm fucking useless."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #13 on: 01 Oct 2014, 18:17 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 01 Oct 2014, 17:39
Lydia: "If you were worth a damn you'd at least use this heartbreak as inspiration for a song or two."
Sven: "I did. It's called 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' and it's a piece of crap, like everything else I do. And it hit number one on the Billboard charts. God, I'm fucking useless."

Winner.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #14 on: 01 Oct 2014, 18:18 »
That would explain so much.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #15 on: 02 Oct 2014, 06:23 »
Faye:  "Why did you ask me to dye my hair and skin and take my glasses off?"

Sven:  "To see if you would."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #16 on: 02 Oct 2014, 07:47 »
Sven: this is my depressed zoidberg impression. "I just want to talk, it has nothing to do with mating! "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #17 on: 02 Oct 2014, 10:24 »
LYDIA: My speech-bubble is bigger than your speech-bubble.

SVEN: I know :(
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 186
« Reply #18 on: 02 Oct 2014, 11:30 »
SVEN: My one true love has run off with a stand-up comedian!

LYDIA: What? Was he more consistently funny than you?

(Sorry, I really think that Lydia wouldn't be particularly sympathetic)

SVEN: Oh, heal, my broken heart!

LYDIA: Now he starts writing lyrics from life when my thesis is already finished and being marked!
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