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Author Topic: There once was a limerick thread  (Read 9286 times)

Pilchard123

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Re: There once was a limerick thread
« Reply #50 on: 03 Nov 2014, 10:50 »

Wut?
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Re: There once was a limerick thread
« Reply #51 on: 03 Nov 2014, 14:12 »

There once was a man from Caerphilly
Whose behaviour was painful and silly
He sat on the stairs
Eating apples and pears
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"Firing pips out of his willy" - Alan Davies
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Re: There once was a limerick thread
« Reply #52 on: 03 Nov 2014, 14:27 »

I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that one.😈:D
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Re: There once was a limerick thread
« Reply #53 on: 03 Nov 2014, 14:35 »

There once was a Once-Ler who was
Removed from the forests because
The Lorax had said
In a tone full of dread
"You're taking too much of their fuzz!"
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Re: There once was a limerick thread
« Reply #54 on: 03 Nov 2014, 16:57 »

Wut?

Was trying to turn it to QC... I imagined the stairs were in Faye's apartment building and she killed him because he was in her way. It made for a neat internal rhyme but kill->killy as a reverse-transitive verb is probably too much of a stretch.
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Re: There once was a limerick thread
« Reply #55 on: 03 Nov 2014, 16:59 »

The green tea sat and steeped in its pot
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Re: There once was a limerick thread
« Reply #56 on: 05 Nov 2014, 06:40 »

The green tea sat and steeped in its pot
On the stove in the kitchen of my fancy new yacht
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