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QC Captions Vol. 188
« on: 12 Oct 2014, 09:08 »
Good afternoony. FIRST IMAGE:



Enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #1 on: 12 Oct 2014, 09:26 »
Marten: I don't know if I should go ahead with this.
Pintsize: Doesn't hurt to ask. Last time I got to spank her!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #2 on: 12 Oct 2014, 09:44 »
Marten: I've got such a headache...
Pintsize: You don't remember me hitting you over the head with the spanking bat... Good.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #3 on: 12 Oct 2014, 09:48 »
Marten: Why are you standing on my dick?
Pintsize: Why WOULDN'T I?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #4 on: 12 Oct 2014, 10:00 »
Marten: "Ugh! Why does my nose feel like my fingers are surgically attached?"
Pintsize: "I'm sorry to say that the operation was a complete success."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #5 on: 12 Oct 2014, 10:17 »
MARTEN: Ow! My head!

PINTSIZE: I'd say something to make you feel worse, but I think your stomach beat me to it!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #6 on: 12 Oct 2014, 11:34 »
Marten: Why do my eyelids and nose feel sticky.

Pintsize: I was hoping to get a cloth to it before you woke up.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #7 on: 13 Oct 2014, 20:27 »
Marten: "Man, my head hurts."

Pintsize: "Better get yourself some Tylenol. Uh, on a totally, 100% unrelated note, we need a new drill."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #8 on: 14 Oct 2014, 06:49 »
MARTEN: "You did the cake batter thing again, didn't you."

PINTSIZE: "No! I've upgraded to Bisquick!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #9 on: 14 Oct 2014, 11:16 »
Marten: It hurts right here.

Pintsize: Well technically that's a noseache.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #10 on: 14 Oct 2014, 11:31 »
Marten: Don't do that again!

Pintsize: Calm down, we eventually got the eel out.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #11 on: 14 Oct 2014, 11:32 »
Marten:  "Please tell me you didn't set the apartment on fire again..."

Pintsize:  "Oh come on!  It was the one time and I don't even have my laser anymore!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #12 on: 14 Oct 2014, 16:10 »
MARTEN: "What could possibly make this more complicated? ... Don't tell me. My mother's here."
PINTSIZE: "YOUR mother, no ... "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #13 on: 15 Oct 2014, 06:40 »
Marten:  "What now."

Pintsize:  "Guess who now likes her sex toys sentient?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #14 on: 15 Oct 2014, 12:26 »
BLAM NEXT PANEL:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #15 on: 15 Oct 2014, 12:28 »
Dora:  Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
Faye:  Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #16 on: 15 Oct 2014, 13:20 »
Dora: Check out this news story.
Faye: But how did they get there without a space suit or oxygen?

Next panel:

Photo of Marten and Claire with the headline: LOVE CAN MAKE YOU WALK ON AIR
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #17 on: 15 Oct 2014, 14:26 »
Faye: Is that a... a clarinet? What is Pintsize doing with it?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #18 on: 15 Oct 2014, 14:37 »
DORA: Check this out!

FAYE: Marten selfie with Claire? Those two work fast!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #19 on: 15 Oct 2014, 15:31 »
Dora: "You don't believe me? Look, I still have some pictures I took when we were dating."
Faye: "No, I really don't want to know how big Marten's.... JESUS CHRIST WOMAN, HOW CAN YOU STILL WALK?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #20 on: 15 Oct 2014, 18:57 »
Dora: "Bet you've never seen this on a cell phone before."
Faye: "The Royals are in the World Series???"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #21 on: 15 Oct 2014, 20:51 »
DORA: "Ya gotta wonder where they get this stuff."
FAYE: "I know, right? Let's see the caption contest thread again."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #22 on: 15 Oct 2014, 22:18 »
Dora: "Look, this is a phone!"
Pugnacious Peach: "But it's so small! Where do they put the dial?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #23 on: 16 Oct 2014, 21:29 »
 Dora: Look! Jeph sent me the new script.
 Faye: Ooooh, they're gonna hate me so much...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #24 on: 16 Oct 2014, 22:20 »
Quote from: K1dmor on 16 Oct 2014, 21:29
Dora: Look! Jeph sent me the new script.
 Faye: Ooooh, they're gonna hate me so much...

DORA: "Actually, McPhee's getting that spot on Late Show with Colbert in January."
FAYE: "It still seems like Jeph's milking the ratings again. I hope he doesn't try pushing me off on your hubby again."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #25 on: 17 Oct 2014, 00:54 »
Dora's: "See, it's fine, it can withstand a 300lb construction worker sitting on it."
Faye; "Whoooa, I wish iPhones were like that, Tai 's bent when she droppied a paperback on it."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
« Reply #26 on: 17 Oct 2014, 05:57 »

Dora: "Told ya rule 34 applied."
Pugnacious Peach: "I see it but I still don't believe that's our Roombas?"
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