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And now act three...

Tropical Storm Martenclaire meets Northern Hurricane Faye for disastrous results
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The Svenectomy begins
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Tai razzes Marten and Claire till they're both as red as Claire's hair
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Steve Eating Cereal: The Legend Continues
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Clinton finally finds out that big sister has a boyfriend
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5 straight days of yelling bird cloaca jokes
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Author Topic: WCDT: 2816-2820 (20-24 October 2014) Weekly Comic Discussion Thread  (Read 111004 times)

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 Before he hits Amherst dildobot stops for coffee. Hanners tries her best to disbelieve.
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What is a singing, dancing plastic flower good for? What's a singing plastic mounted fish good for? Nothing. It's a novelty item, more likely to be used for display and to laugh about during a drunken girls' or boys' night in.
Or as the case may be, night out.  I work at a drag bar where we get a lot of bachelorette parties, and I'm sometimes quite astonished by the props they bring along (including, on one occasion, an inflated phallus as tall as I am).

Okay... so why is it that gaming and anime is to shallow of interest to base a relationship around, but hanging out at a coffee shop and musical tastes is?

Right?  I mean, maybe I take a different attitude towards relationships, but shared interests and sex has been the basis of relationships of mine that've gone on for years.  ( How they ended is another matter, which I don't care to go into just at the moment).
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Half-time student and half time lurker, Signal Firefly has finally given me a reason to create an account.

I mean, there have been better posts, but I have a massive cold right now and I can't get this out of my head.

I imagine it's like one of those vibrators that plugs into your iPod and vibrates to the music.

I can see that vibrator berating you because of your poor music taste. Or singing pokemon at 120dB, May style. But mostly berating you because of your poor music taste.
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I imagine it's like one of those vibrators that plugs into your iPod and vibrates to the music.

I can see that vibrator berating you because of your poor music taste.

The more obscure the band, the more intense the vibration.  But if you put on Limp Bizkit, it just stops working altogether.
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I imagine it's like one of those vibrators that plugs into your iPod and vibrates to the music.

I can see that vibrator berating you because of your poor music taste.

The more obscure the band, the more intense the vibration.  But if you put on Limp Bizkit, it just stops working altogether.

I think it just weeps quietly at Limp Bizkit.

If you put on Nickelback long enough, it sobs 'til it convulses. That's where things get interesting.
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*vibrating sound*

OH GOD YES

*plop*

'Love from mum and dad.'

*dildo runs out of the room*
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The more obscure the band, the more intense the vibration.  But if you put on Limp Bizkit, it just stops working altogether.

You know, that does paint the "Limp" part of the name in a whole new light.

*vibrating sound*

OH GOD YES

*plop*

'Love from mum and dad.'

*dildo runs out of the room*

That's just sad Gareth. Now I feel bad.
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I might have been a page or two behind there.
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Hey, if I were a sentient vibrator and my owner made me play Limp Bizkit while they were using me to pleasure themselves I would also want to leave as fast as possible. I mean, Limp Bizkit.
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THERE CAN BE NO PLEASURE WITHOUT PAIN

THERE IS ONLY ZOOL

Sorry what were we doing?
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Limp Bizkit and Nickleback don't make me want to cry, they make me want to punch things. Mostly the person selecting the music.

The last thing you want is and angry dildo, especially one you are currently using.
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I can see some people being into that tho.
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True. I am certainly not averse to some angry sexy times myself. Hmmm, Hate Fucked By a Dildo. That's either a headline or the title to porn video.
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I imagine it's like one of those vibrators that plugs into your iPod and vibrates to the music.

I can see that vibrator berating you because of your poor music taste.

The more obscure the band, the more intense the vibration.  But if you put on Limp Bizkit, it just stops working altogether.
Clearly, then, Throbbing Gristle is the perfect match.
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By the way, I wanted to do a remark - what would it do if you played one of Sven's songs in it? Be possessed by the Bianchi spirit? Become some sort of dildo Billy Ray Cyrus? Quit its job? Bust out a banjo for maximum country stimulation?
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As long as she doesn't mistake the dildo for DJ Phallus.
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Limp Bizkit and Nickleback don't make me want to cry, they make me want to punch things. Mostly the person selecting the music.

It puts me in more of a castrating mood.... Which, when confronting an A.I. dildo that is playing said "music", produces quite a conundrum.
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Jeph already has two comics, so if there's a spinoff featuring the dildo, it will have to be in another medium.

I suggest a movie.

"Free Willy". :claireface:
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As long as she doesn't mistake the dildo for DJ Phallus.

And in a way we're back to Limp Bizkit. Something's utterly wrong with how my idea has progressed.
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It probably makes a better sound.
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But what song does the dildo sing? I suggest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjjgEogU78E

Running dong.  Probably more like

But who would buy a dildo called "Tiny Tim"?
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Maybe it's an ironic name.  Though, judging from the size in the comic, Tiny Tim seems apt.
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Shouldn't it be obvious?


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She'll always be a-Dora-able to me.

I made an account to say that pun was simultaneously the greatest and worst thing I've ever read.  Actual analysis and discussion coming later.

Welcome to the jungle!  And, of course, you're welcome, for the pun.

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I know the cadence isn't right after reading it again, but the first time I looked at the comic this morning, I imagined the dildo singing like the Smurfs (la, la, la-la-la laaaaaa).

It was mind breaking.




...also, to jump on the musical dildo train, to the person who suggested something techno-ish: call it Dild-step, maybe?  :)
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Trying to make out the Starship in your Avatar.
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Shouldn't it be obvious?




Let's be honest, it is Toto's best song.
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Trying to make out the Starship in your Avatar.

It's entirely my invention. Made it for a contest. I didn't win.

The winning idea was better than mine.

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And down the stairs and out into the street and on a bus and all the way to Amherst

Oh dear...

Where the AI, Engineering, Psychology, and Sexual Relations Students/Teachers/Grads all had varying theories as to how it works and it's effect on humanity

It wasn't so much the escape as the implications of the term 'put on a bus'. Is it a hint that someone will be?

Quite probably Angus, maybe Sven. Also warn for tvtropes! I have enough trouble staying on task without that wonderful wonderful time sink
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Quite probably Angus, maybe Sven. Also warn for tvtropes! I have enough trouble staying on task without that wonderful wonderful time sink

wonderful time sink? perish the thought! =p

Seriously tho, I feel you, my roommate rolls his eyes at me some times when its been 6+ hours of my weekend and he realizes what I have been doing all day XD

As for who may be put in a bus, yeah, most definitely is going to be Angus. Who I wish they would get off that bus is Raven, I miss that delightfully ditzy genius.
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Trying to make out the Starship in your Avatar.

It's entirely my invention. Made it for a contest. I didn't win.

The winning idea was better than mine.

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Interesting design.
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*vibrating sound*

OH GOD YES

*plop*

'Love from mum and dad.'

*dildo runs out of the room*

Speaking of bad gifts from parents...

Love this scene.
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Interesting design.

Thanks! I had fun developing it. Though, to quote Cyrano, I've done better since. I might put up other stuff in an art thread. Might not.

I have admit, modeling it was something of an enterprise.





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I'm a little surprised by Marten's reaction, to be honest.

Dude. 

Running, singing dildo.

Marten's reaction was positively zen.

Oh, I know, I know. Still, Pintsize.
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Actually, important question...

...why did they give it legs?
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Well if they gave it wings, it'd have to give a flying fuck, which it apparently does not.  :clairedoge:
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Actually, important question...

...why did they give it legs?

Maybe they were trying to avoid what happened with the Rumba, they figured it would not outrun them?

or the ultimate reason Pintsize ever does anything: because it seemed like a good idea at the time?
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I suppose the standard answer applies here: why not?

Well if they gave it wings, it'd have to give a flying fuck, which it apparently does not.  :clairedoge:

Nice. :wink:
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Well if they gave it wings, it'd have to give a flying fuck, which it apparently does not.  :clairedoge:

Yeah, you just won the internet.
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I'm sorry for my brattishness. There's no excuse. I'm very ashamed of myself right now. There's nothing you said or did or implied that warranted my responses. I feel horrible that I made you question yourself and caused you any disquiet.

I think that I need to let this arc play out in its entirety, Svenectomy included, before chiming in again. At the very least, I'll have a better idea of where the comic might be headed in the short term, and it's very possible that any drama involving Dora will have come - and possibly gone - by then.

Thanks for that. I feel better, and I'm looking forward to hearing your thoughts when you're ready.

Hey both of you, you both added some great discussion and I appreciated both of your thoughts!  I'd just like to chip in that neither of you should feel that hard on yourself, because this is the internet.  Just as you two saw two different interpretations from each other on the Allie subplot, you two saw different interpretations on the same post.  Tone is incredibly hard to control, and discrepancies over tone shouldn't be harped on if they come to a good conclusion.

What he said. And if that's the worst thing either of you ever do, you're doing far better than I am.
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Seriously? We have a dildo running around and no one's posted Kingman yet? I am disappoint forum.

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Sound is generated by vibrating the speaker...

Make enough bass, and you might actually get somewhere useful for a dildo. (Of course, in a speaker that actually fit in a dildo, you'd be rather hard-pressed to make enough bass...)
well, that certainly lends a new meaning to a certain recent pop song.

Good, I wasn't the only one to make the connection. 'Cause you know I'm all about the bass...
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Yay comic. Yay Hanners. Booo webmd.
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"It's never meningitis."

So it must be lupis!
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Wait, how did Hanners find out about Faye/Angus? she was not at CoD and it just happened? Or about Claire for that matter? did I miss something here?
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