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QC Captions Vol. 189
« on: 19 Oct 2014, 14:44 »
Good evening. Due to depressing strips last week, have a vintage panel:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #1 on: 19 Oct 2014, 14:47 »
HANNERS: Omigods! I've become a secondary character!

FAYE: Jeez! You only just figured that out?

DORA: Just don't let her have spilled coffee all over the floor when Raven heard she was being written out!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #2 on: 19 Oct 2014, 14:52 »
Hannah:  I PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT!!

Faye:  Did you drink it all up?

Dora:  Call a doctor and wake him up!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #3 on: 19 Oct 2014, 15:38 »
Hanners: The "Blonde Roast" is Sara!
Faye: Oh my god!
Dora: Pipe down, or you're next!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #4 on: 19 Oct 2014, 15:39 »
Thanks so much for getting this stuck in my head on repeat.  Let me return the favor. :evil:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #5 on: 19 Oct 2014, 15:52 »
Not even going to take the bait.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #6 on: 19 Oct 2014, 16:07 »
Argh! :x
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #7 on: 19 Oct 2014, 18:01 »
Quote from: MooskiNet on 19 Oct 2014, 15:39
Thanks so much for getting this stuck in my head on repeat.  Let me return the favor. :evil:

I show Gnomercy!!!

Quote from: Aziraphale on 19 Oct 2014, 15:38
Hanners: The "Blonde Roast" is Sara!
Faye: Oh my god!
Dora: Pipe down, or you're next!

Every time I see the name Sara I have to remember you're talking about Sara, and not me.  HAHA

Quote from: hedgie on 19 Oct 2014, 15:52
Not even going to take the bait.

You know you wanna!!

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Argh! :x

You're welcome!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #8 on: 19 Oct 2014, 18:06 »
HANNERS: "AAAAAAH! You and that creepy coffee guy are going to BREAK UP!"

FAYE: "What? We're not even going out at all!"

DORA: "I TOLD you not to read ahead in the scripts!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #9 on: 19 Oct 2014, 18:08 »
Hanners: OHMYGOD, THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WATCHING US RIGHT NOW!!!
Faye: What!? I'm not wearing a bra today!
Dora: No, Hanners, this isn't the Truman Show!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #10 on: 19 Oct 2014, 21:46 »
HA: They're using old strips for the caption contests again!
FA: How old? Like when Dora was half-blonde?
DO: I was? I don't even remember that!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #11 on: 20 Oct 2014, 00:24 »
Quote from: jwhouk on 19 Oct 2014, 18:06
HANNERS: "AAAAAAH! You and that creepy coffee guy are going to BREAK UP!"

FAYE: "What? We're not even going out at all!"

DORA: "I TOLD you not to read ahead in the scripts!"

Hanners: "What? My first date ever will be with SVEN?"
Faye: "GAAAH!"
Dora: "Bleeerrrrrggghhh."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #12 on: 21 Oct 2014, 04:55 »
HANNERS: THE SPIDERS HAVE COME BACK FOR REVENGE!!!

FAYE: Woah! Flashback much?

DORA: It happens; here, just lash around with the broom for a few minutes and tell them that you've scared them away!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #13 on: 21 Oct 2014, 07:51 »
HANNERS: "Augh! That broom is USELESS!"
FAYE: "What do you expect? It's made entirely out of ... "
DORA: "... and you let Mar-bear TOUCH them?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #14 on: 21 Oct 2014, 09:32 »

HANNERS: zzZZZzzzz...crackle ... zweeeeEEEEe ..... ..... chchchchchchchchchc......." news flash: Today President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a convertible on public highways." ..... chchchchchchchchchc......
FAYE: "What the heck is she picking up now? "
DORA: "Told you not to ask her to play RADIO."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #15 on: 21 Oct 2014, 18:40 »
Hanners: Soylent Green is people!
Faye: What??
Dora: Dammit, Hanners, don't go revealing our special ingredients like that, that's our best seller. The vegans love it!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #16 on: 21 Oct 2014, 19:09 »
HANNELORE: IT WAS SO OBVIOUS! A boobytrap, of course!
FAYE: Boobytrap, sir?
DORA: It's the oldest trick in military history.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #17 on: 21 Oct 2014, 20:02 »
Quote from: SubaruStephen on 21 Oct 2014, 18:40
Hanners: Soylent Green is people!
Faye: What??
Dora: Dammit, Hanners, don't go revealing our special ingredients like that, that's our best seller. The vegans love it!

So Cod is expanding and has bought out the Irony Café?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #18 on: 21 Oct 2014, 20:15 »
Quote from: ReindeerFlotilla on 21 Oct 2014, 19:09
HANNELORE: IT WAS SO OBVIOUS! A boobytrap, of course!
FAYE: Boobytrap, sir?
DORA: It's the oldest trick in military history.

Faye is Misa and Dora and Hanners are BOTH Captain Global?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #19 on: 21 Oct 2014, 20:43 »
H:"HELP THERE'S A ZOMBIE ABOUT TO ATTACK"
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D:"Quick! Give me that cue ball!"

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #20 on: 22 Oct 2014, 13:09 »
You guys are killing this one  :lol:

Also the new emoti scared me a little

SECOND IMAGE:


































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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #21 on: 22 Oct 2014, 13:12 »
 Pintsize: "Soon the world will know of Pintsize.csx!" 
Winslow:  "How is a zoomed in picture of your ethernet port supposed to shock people?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #22 on: 22 Oct 2014, 13:16 »
PINTSIZE: "That's it baby! Drink it up!"

WINSLOW: "Are you sure that there's a market for robot go-go dancing videos?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #23 on: 22 Oct 2014, 13:18 »
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PINTSIZE: "That's it baby! Drink it up!"

WINSLOW: "Are you sure that there's a market for robot go-go dancing videos?"

Only when the robot is dancing with a towel to Daft Punk.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #24 on: 22 Oct 2014, 13:29 »
Pintsize: "Paris Hilton, Kim Kardassian, Chyna, Pamela Anderson! All of them made sex videos, and all of them got money for it, so why can't I?"

Winslow: "Because if people want to see a washing machine get humped by a A.I., they can just watch a rerun of Robot Chicken for free."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #25 on: 22 Oct 2014, 13:42 »
Quote from: Fig on 22 Oct 2014, 13:12
Pintsize: "Soon the world will know of Pintsize.csx!" 
Winslow:  "How is a zoomed in picture of your ethernet port supposed to shock people?"

9.9 ... would be a perfect 10 if url were pintsi.sz
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #26 on: 22 Oct 2014, 15:33 »
PINTSIZE: " I don't get it. Why don't you just get Hannelore to spring for an upgrade to a chassis with a built-in camera? You'd rock an iPad Air!"
WINSLOW: "No. No touchscreens. I ... don't like being touched. Not that way."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #27 on: 22 Oct 2014, 20:00 »
Pintsize: The camera loves me.
Winslow: Actually, I think it's afraid of you.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 189
« Reply #28 on: 23 Oct 2014, 05:31 »

Pintsize: Can I just butt in at this point to say that this is in fact my very first appearance on television?
Winslow: That word. You said you would not use that word but you did. You just had to say it. And not even mentioning the problems we will be having with the MPAA on that quote.
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