Topic: QC Captions Vol. 191 (Read 3561 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 02 Nov 2014, 14:32 »

Hey peeps. Hope everyone had a groovy Halloween and here the FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 02 Nov 2014, 14:38 »

Marten: Tai? Hello?
Tai: Oh! Sorry, I gave Dora the remote control this morning, and she's been going a little crazy with it.

ReindeerFlotilla · « **Reply #2 on:** 02 Nov 2014, 14:41 »

MARTEN: This is not the ship you're looking for. You're perfectly cool with Claire and me getting our romance on, outside the office. You NEED to give me a raise. I can go.
TAI: This is not the ship I am looking for. I am perfectly cool with Claire and Marten getting their romance on, outside the office. Nice try indie-butt. You can go.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #3 on:** 02 Nov 2014, 15:45 »

Marten: Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology here it goes,the circular motion, now Rub It!

Tai: Great Googly Moogly!

Blackbird · « **Reply #4 on:** 02 Nov 2014, 15:59 »

Marten: Oh, I'll show you. First, you position your hand like this and start to rotate it quickly back and forth. Then, you...
Tai: You mean its real?!?! When Dora told me you used to use your hand like a vibrator, I thought she was full of shit.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #5 on:** 02 Nov 2014, 19:12 »

Marten: The power of The Squee compels you! Go forth and ship no more!
Tai: Sorry dude, not gonna work this time.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #6 on:** 02 Nov 2014, 21:11 »

Marten: "...and then after the hair, I started rubbing her back like this..."
Tai: "You're lucky she didn't soak into the couch, an ex did that to me and my legs were so wobbly I couldn't get out of bed for two days."

Half Empty Coffee Cup · « **Reply #7 on:** 02 Nov 2014, 21:39 »

Marten: Tai? Tai? You there?

Tai: Sorry, I'm just trying to decide which of my fics I need to make you read first, now that it's actually happening.

Thrudd · « **Reply #8 on:** 04 Nov 2014, 10:41 »

Marten: Tai? There is such a thing as drinking too much coffee but I only have a cup a day at most two.

Tai: Oh that's not the coffee. That's just the bookworm poop you have been breathing in the Victorian porn section.

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 04 Nov 2014, 15:13 »

MARTEN: "No, you don't understand. I really am trapped in this glass box."
TAI: "Uh huh. Sure. Now do 'Walking Against A Strong Wind.'"

NemoX · « **Reply #10 on:** 05 Nov 2014, 10:06 »

Marten: Pintsize did something to me, hand won't stop moving
Tai: No hun, that's just muscle memory going haywire

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #11 on:** 05 Nov 2014, 14:29 »

dun dun dun NEXT PANEL:

BenRG · « **Reply #12 on:** 05 Nov 2014, 14:33 »

DORA: "Another one? Faye, I'm glad to see you're not drinking to forget but putting yourself into a sugar coma isn't much better!"

FAYE: "Less talk, more sweetness."

osaka · « **Reply #13 on:** 05 Nov 2014, 14:35 »

DORA: "You know, it's only tuesday and you've ran through our entire supply of muffins for the week"

FAYE: "Then your negotiating skills aren't as good as you thought they were"

DSL · « **Reply #14 on:** 05 Nov 2014, 14:53 »

DORA: "I thought it was read it, THEN eat it."
FAYE:"Dis ib dubbl segreb, umbersdoob?"*
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DORA: "You ate a whole dress?"
FAYE: "It was either that or let Baby Duck wear it on her date with Marty. It looked stupid enough on Bjork."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #15 on:** 05 Nov 2014, 15:46 »

Faye: OBSERVE
Dora: OMG The freezer is full of these!

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 05 Nov 2014, 15:48 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 05 Nov 2014, 15:46

Faye: OBSERVE
Dora: OMG The freezer is full of these!

There's a callback for ya.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #17 on:** 05 Nov 2014, 16:21 »

Dora's: "You did know the muffins in the display case were made out of painted plaster, right?"
Faye: "Tasted just like bran..."

cesium133 · « **Reply #18 on:** 05 Nov 2014, 17:25 »

Dora: Why did you eat our entire supply of bran muffins?
Faye: You, uh, probably don't want to know...

Dora: Why did you eat our entire supply of brain muffins?
Faye: I have something to tell you about BRAAAIIINNNSSS... *hand falls off*

DSL · « **Reply #19 on:** 05 Nov 2014, 17:34 »

FAYE: "Why did you hit me in the face with a coconut custard pie with whipped cream?"
DORA: "Oh pwease, Ms. Whitakuh! I twied and I twied but I just couldn't find any fwied wabbit! Pwease don't kiww me!"

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #20 on:** 05 Nov 2014, 17:52 »

Dora: What's that you're eating

Faye: Some sort of delicious biscuit.

Dora: It's a coaster.

Faye: Is it? Are there any more?

Natswash · « **Reply #21 on:** 05 Nov 2014, 20:32 »

Dora: Isn't that my muffin?
Faye: Not anymore

Thrudd · « **Reply #22 on:** 06 Nov 2014, 07:35 »

Dora: "That is NOT a Burrito!"
Faye: "Sure it is. A Burrito is nothing but disgust, disappointment and disillusionment and eventual public humiliation wrapped in anxiety and spiced with fear."

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Half Empty Coffee Cup · « **Reply #23 on:** 06 Nov 2014, 11:19 »

Quote from: Thrudd on 06 Nov 2014, 07:35

Dora: "That is NOT a Burrito!"
Faye: "Sure it is. A Burrito is nothing but disgust, disappointment and disillusionment and eventual public humiliation wrapped in anxiety and spiced with fear."
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Yelling Bird: " **** **** in the **** **** that keeps burning my Cloaca and singing my tail-feathers every-time I **** or ****."
For those who don't fully remember from QC Captions Vol. 95

No wonder the Shame Orb shits burritos.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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