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Hannelore, Faye, Tai, Veronica...Who's our next stop on the Marten & Claire Get-Together World Tour?

"Jimbo!" "Dad!" "CLAIRE?" "...Jimbo?"
- 28 (35.4%)
Steve (Commence arms race!)
- 8 (10.1%)
Pintsize & Winslow ("It's been militarized!  RUN!")
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"...Tai?  Are you FOLLOWING us?" "Just wanted to see which slashfic played out!"
- 23 (29.1%)

Total Members Voted: 73


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Author Topic: WCDT: 2831-2835 (10 - 14 November 2014) Weekly Comic Discussion Thread  (Read 69978 times)

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Guitars? Like, plural? Marten's only got the 8-string he traded his old one in for.
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He'll make his Guitar gently weep

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He'll make his Guitar gently weep
Bravo. *clap clap* Bravo. I'd tip my hat if I wore hats.
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Guitars? Like, plural? Marten's only got the 8-string he traded his old one in for.

Yeah, you're right.  My mistake.

Oh.  Um.  Just had a thought.  A bad thought.  A thought I shouldn't have had.  And that was: Jeph should introduce Clinton to Veronica.  A verbal upbraiding from her, and he'll probably never be a creepy overbearing jerk again.

As a Hypothetical QC Character Meeting, it's kind of a terrifying thought.
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Guitars? Like, plural? Marten's only got the 8-string he traded his old one in for.

Yeah, you're right.  My mistake.

Oh.  Um.  Just had a thought.  A bad thought.  A thought I shouldn't have had.  And that was: Jeph should introduce Clinton to Veronica.  A verbal upbraiding from her, and he'll probably never be a creepy overbearing jerk again.

As a Hypothetical QC Character Meeting, it's kind of a terrifying thought.

Actually, he's also lucky he's never gotten the Full Hanners. His hand would probably skitter off in fear, and the rest of him wouldn't fare well either.
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Terrifying... for Clinton. Me, I'd be very amused by it happening.

Still on the most recent strip: that mischievous face in panel 4!

preemptive edit: So long as nobody ever says to Clinton anything about "the Full Hanners". Knowing him, he'd take that in all the wrong ways and be unprepared to be met with the full measure of wrath.
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Guitars? Like, plural? Marten's only got the 8-string he traded his old one in for.
I thought he only traded in his telecaster for the 8 string, that must mean he's still got his 70's SG somewhere...

http://www.questionablecontent.net/2418
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Guitars? Like, plural? Marten's only got the 8-string he traded his old one in for.
I thought he only traded in his telecaster for the 8 string, that must mean he's still got his 70's SG somewhere...

http://www.questionablecontent.net/2418

The SG belonged to Sven, I thought?
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Welcome back dialogue! You have been missed.
Clinton's reaction will be great, I predict that he will break whatever is in Mecha-hand/spit take, then yell for about a panel, then calm himself
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Guitars? Like, plural? Marten's only got the 8-string he traded his old one in for.
I thought he only traded in his telecaster for the 8 string, that must mean he's still got his 70's SG somewhere...

http://www.questionablecontent.net/2418

The SG belonged to Sven, I thought?
Nah Sven was trying to one up marten with his vintage Les Paul when marten was showing off his SG to everyone. IIRC Marten got the money for his SG from winning a better with Hannelore's mum?
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Guitars? Like, plural? Marten's only got the 8-string he traded his old one in for.
I thought he only traded in his telecaster for the 8 string, that must mean he's still got his 70's SG somewhere...

http://www.questionablecontent.net/2418

The SG belonged to Sven, I thought?
Nah Sven was trying to one up marten with his vintage Les Paul when marten was showing off his SG to everyone. IIRC Marten got the money for his SG from winning a better with Hannelore's mum?

Yeah, you're right. I'd forgotten that.
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 I predicting not so much hearing about it and taking it poorly, but him seeing them first and thinking Marten is being a creeper when he touches his sister.

And then rocket punch because I will have my rocket punch.
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And then rocket punch because I will have my rocket punch.

I really want his hand to do the Mega-Man thing
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Do you think murder handing will be involved? Murdanding? Handuring? That one sounds like an intense HJ...

So many ridiculous things can happen, I'm hoping for alleged sexual harassment and I pray that's the only time I ever think that again (Clinton thinking Marten is doing something Claire would object to cause he doesn't know they're dating... nothing actually bad, don't beat me with shoes).
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Alternate idea for more wackiness: Clinton finds out from Clairemom that Claire is dating someone, confronts Claire in his overbearing manner, and pushes Claire to the defensive where she refuses to tell him anything.  Clinton then goes to Marten for help "talking sense into" Claire. Marten plays along and then Claire does too, because she loves that Clinton sees Marten as someone who'll help him protect her. Hijinks ensue.
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Mum? Like Veronica? OMG you were the defense force dominatrix! #goodnameforaband
Drink warning next time please. It's been a long time since I burst out laughing at a keyboard.  :laugh:
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Guitars? Like, plural? Marten's only got the 8-string he traded his old one in for.

Yeah, you're right.  My mistake.

Oh.  Um.  Just had a thought.  A bad thought.  A thought I shouldn't have had.  And that was: Jeph should introduce Clinton to Veronica.  A verbal upbraiding from her, and he'll probably never be a creepy overbearing jerk again.

As a Hypothetical QC Character Meeting, it's kind of a terrifying thought.

Actually, he's also lucky he's never gotten the Full Hanners. His hand would probably skitter off in fear, and the rest of him wouldn't fare well either.

To the Veronica comment, next thing we know Clinton's changed his legal name to Clarice. When asked why, he simply responds "your mother was pretty convincent Marten".

And to the Full Hanners comment, on the Hannerstorm discussion thread it's been established that it has healing powers (because of sheer destruction and reboot if nothing else). Clinton would probably no longer need his robohand.
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More like, Clinton's hand would decide it no longer needed him.
HAND: "You have failed me for the last time ..."
CLINTON: "Gakk .."
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More like, Clinton's hand would decide it no longer needed him.
HAND: "You have failed me for the last time ..."
CLINTON: "Gakk .."

I wonder if the image of Wormtail getting choked by his own hand is intentional because that's the exact image I got in my mind.
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Mum? Like Veronica? OMG you were the defense force dominatrix! #goodnameforaband
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Valkygrrl wins the forum.  :clairedoge:

Hastily written...

DaDaDeDumDum DaDaDeDumDum DaDaDeDumDum DeDumDum.

*sings*

Puns ride high in the forum tonight,
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Called Zoe a dominatrix,
And you've made me your new queen.

The jokes are flying sweeping real comments aside,
And I went with it 'cus I have no pride.

So now you sit and laugh with glee
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Conceal Your squeel 'cause now we know,
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Let them flow, let them flow
May the puns come ever more,
Let them flow, let them flow
Post another three or four.

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And then rocket punch because I will have my rocket punch.
Exploding rocket punch!
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Alternate idea for more wackiness: Clinton finds out from Clairemom that Claire is dating someone, confronts Claire in his overbearing manner, and pushes Claire to the defensive where she refuses to tell him anything.  Clinton then goes to Marten for help "talking sense into" Claire. Marten plays along and then Claire does too, because she loves that Clinton sees Marten as someone who'll help him protect her. Hijinks ensue.

Other than the fact he knows Claire likes Marten so he'd still be his first suspect, I like this idea :)
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Valkygrrl wins the forum.  :clairedoge:

Hastily written...

DaDaDeDumDum DaDaDeDumDum DaDaDeDumDum DeDumDum.

*sings*

Puns ride high in the forum tonight,
Not a good joke to be seen.
Called Zoe a dominatrix,
And you've made me your new queen.

The jokes are flying sweeping real comments aside,
And I went with it 'cus I have no pride.

So now you sit and laugh with glee
As Zoe spit-takes because of me.
Conceal Your squeel 'cause now we know,
You like humor low!

Let them flow, let them flow
May the puns come ever more,
Let them flow, let them flow
Post another three or four.

So beware,
'cus they're going to stay.
Now the good jokes end,
Bad puns never bothered me anyway!

You're my favorite.
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Valkygrrl wins the forum.  :clairedoge:

Hastily written...

DaDaDeDumDum DaDaDeDumDum DaDaDeDumDum DeDumDum.

*sings*

Puns ride high in the forum tonight,
Not a good joke to be seen.
Called Zoe a dominatrix,
And you've made me your new queen.

The jokes are flying sweeping real comments aside,
And I went with it 'cus I have no pride.

So now you sit and laugh with glee
As Zoe spit-takes because of me.
Conceal Your squeel 'cause now we know,
You like humor low!

Let them flow, let them flow
May the puns come ever more,
Let them flow, let them flow
Post another three or four.

So beware,
'cus they're going to stay.
Now the good jokes end,
Bad puns never bothered me anyway!

Do we have some kind of trophy for best post ever?  Cuz this one deserves it.
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As much as I like the idea of Clinton pulling a stone face when Claire tells him, I'm more in favor of seeing Claire step into the driver's seat for a bit.  Blushes are way cute and whatnot, but I prefer impish Claire and Claire with a cocked eyebrow.
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To me, strip 2431 is proof that Clinton fundamentally doesn't like Marten for some reason. His body language is practically sweating resentment towards someone and I can't see why it would be Claire.

I wonder if it's a sort of jealousy - no longer being the #1 guy in Claire's life or something like that.
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To me, strip 2431 is proof that Clinton fundamentally doesn't like Marten for some reason. His body language is practically sweating resentment towards someone and I can't see why it would be Claire.

I wonder if it's a sort of jealousy - no longer being the #1 guy in Claire's life or something like that.

Perhaps, though I think it more likely that he's watched helplessly as she was hurt by this or that person her entire life, and has completely lost the trust in people that Claire found she was able to give Marten. 

If true, that would mean even grudging acceptance of Marten would be more a matter of waiting for the other shoe to drop than to trust him.  It would also be a growth opportunity of the kind that Jeph appears to love giving his characters.
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The more I think about this, the more I think that Claire's plan to bother Clinton about this is likely to backfire catastrophically. Mostly because nothing has happened. There are no storm clouds here. None. We get nothing but squees from all the friends, and now... rather than randomly bumping into Clinton and him being told (the way it's happened for everyone else), it's being talked about as something to happen.

I don't know what form that backfiring will take, but I look at that last panel and in addition to being amused at Claire's impishness, there's an undercurrent of unease. Maybe it's just the "something's gonna happen" thing that was missing for a while there...
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Hannelore, Faye, Tai, Veronica...Who's our next stop on the Marten & Claire Get-Together World Tour?

"Jimbo!" "Dad!" "CLAIRE?" "...Jimbo?"   28 (35.4%)
Steve (Commence arms race!)   8 (10.1%)
Pintsize & Winslow ("It's been militarized!  RUN!")   20 (25.3%)
"...Tai?  Are you FOLLOWING us?" "Just wanted to see which slashfic played out!"   23 (29.1%)

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Steve loses again.  Maybe Claire will decide she likes Marten's shoulders and/or butt more.
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Valkygrrl wins the forum.  :clairedoge:

Hastily written...

DaDaDeDumDum DaDaDeDumDum DaDaDeDumDum DeDumDum.

*sings*

Puns ride high in the forum tonight,
Not a good joke to be seen.
Called Zoe a dominatrix,
And you've made me your new queen.

The jokes are flying sweeping real comments aside,
And I went with it 'cus I have no pride.

So now you sit and laugh with glee
As Zoe spit-takes because of me.
Conceal Your squeel 'cause now we know,
You like humor low!

Let them flow, let them flow
May the puns come ever more,
Let them flow, let them flow
Post another three or four.

So beware,
'cus they're going to stay.
Now the good jokes end,
Bad puns never bothered me anyway!

I posit that Claire actually has a forum account
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Valkygrrl wins the forum.  :clairedoge:

Hastily written...

DaDaDeDumDum DaDaDeDumDum DaDaDeDumDum DeDumDum.

*sings*

Puns ride high in the forum tonight,
Not a good joke to be seen.
Called Zoe a dominatrix,
And you've made me your new queen.

The jokes are flying sweeping real comments aside,
And I went with it 'cus I have no pride.

So now you sit and laugh with glee
As Zoe spit-takes because of me.
Conceal Your squeel 'cause now we know,
You like humor low!

Let them flow, let them flow
May the puns come ever more,
Let them flow, let them flow
Post another three or four.

So beware,
'cus they're going to stay.
Now the good jokes end,
Bad puns never bothered me anyway!

Do we have some kind of trophy for best post ever?  Cuz this one deserves it.

And a cover by Jeph's group.
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Appropriately, Claire would have to be the singer for this one.
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The only problem is, Disney's lawyers would be all over Jeph like flies on fecal matter.
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Mum? Like Veronica? OMG you were the defense force dominatrix! #goodnameforaband
Drink warning next time please. It's been a long time since I burst out laughing at a keyboard.  :laugh:

Still not a better name for a band then my band's name. But right up there with Supernova Star Forge

I think that Marten and Claire are slowly putting together the pieces. There really does seem to be a parental conspiracy of some sort going on here, doesn't there?  :wink:
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He wouldn't be the only one making such assumptions.

I'm surprised no-one has picked up on that before.

Oh shiiiiiiiiiit. Isn't it like... Midafternoon?

My prediction:  Claire finds Clinton working on something, and tries to rile him up with the news.  Clinton keeps working and doesn't react.  He finally says "When mom told me you had a boyfriend, I asked if it was Marten.  He's a good guy, and you've been obsessed with him since you started that job, so stop being such a spaz about it," and he goes back to work. 

Claire then turns to Marten, who  says "Obsessed, huh?" with a big smile.  Cue Claire-ultimate-red-face.

That would be perfect (APPLAUSE)

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Something I've been thinking about over the weekend: while Clinton's attitude and behaviour does tend to be overbearing and boorish, displaying poor judgment of character and jumping to conclusions, I get the impression that deep down, he means well. Consider his conversation with Claire after the wedding where he backs off a bit and apologises with "Sorry. I just - I don't want you to get hurt.", to which she softens a bit and replies "I know". Claire's reaction suggests that he is genuine and is standing by/standing up for a member of his family in a way that is ultimately appreciated. He just doesn't go about it very well.

I also get the impression that certain past incidents have made him a tad over-sensitive, or quick to go on the defensive. It's possible that he's been around when unpleasant things have happened to Claire, or present when nasty or transphobic remarks have been made in front of her, or about her behind her back. If so, then he's probably more worried and inclined to be protective than he needs to be, though that's understandable. Due to the clumsiness of his words/lack of social graces, he may come off as a bit patriarchal, but it's probably the same way he'd act in defending a male relative, or close friend. At least, that's the way it comes across to me. It would be interesting to get some back story here, fleshing out both characters and making Clinton a bit more likeable.

On that note though, I've also been thinking about Claire's remarks in 2834. One's initial reaction is to smirk, chuckle, or even cheer, because Clinton is the less likeable character and we relish the thought of him getting egg on his face, or verbally dressed down. However, the more I think about it...well, it's kind of bratty and immature of Claire, almost going out of the way to cause drama. The adult thing to do would be to tell him about Marten, and set him straight: something like "We're together, we care about one another, Marten's a good guy, and we're all going to be adults about this", with a warning that he needs to back off and not interfere in the relationship. Instead, he's being set up to be caught off guard and possibly go off half-cocked.

That suggests that although deep down they do love and support one another as siblings, Claire is just as antagonistic towards Clinton as he is towards her. In her own words, he's "really fun to pick on", which dances the line of being a bullying attitude. Again, we let it slide or even applaud it because Clinton comes across as creepy and unlikeable, but how much of that comes down to the way he's treated, or some back story that we haven't been told yet?

I'm sure Clinton will need to be put in his place, but perhaps Claire needs to re-evaluate how she treats him, too. You lose some of the moral high ground when you scold someone for being disproportionately angry, when you've gone out of your way to anger them in the first place.
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Appropriately, Claire would have to be the singer for this one.

You really think Let it Go suits Clare? I was thinking of something with a bit more cheese to it.

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No, because...

Nah. It's too esoteric a quip, and it'd probably tick someone off.
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The earlier discussion about how Veronica was summoned by Marten spouting "mom" loud enough made me think of this:
or this:

(from HAAH WAAW, a site I find ridiculously funny, in a why-the-fuck-does-it-make-me-laugh sense)
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Also, as long as we're sticking with Frozen, here's a way Claire can break the news to Clinton:

Did you know I'm dating Marten?
It doesn't bother him I'm trans.
We just went out on our first date,
And it felt really great,
And his mom caught us holding hands!
I know you care about my safety,
And that's sweet of you,
But he's really a nice guy...

Did you know I'm dating Marten?
Can you be glad I'm dating Marten?

Can't you try?
« Last Edit: 04 Dec 2014, 19:52 by Gladstone »
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*passes the tiara to Gladstone* You win.
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Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king.

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Dear Marten friend,

Kiss her you fool.

The Evil Part of Your Conscience,
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I built the walls that make my life a prison, I built them all and cannot be forgiven... ...Sold my soul to carry your vendetta, So let me go before you can regret it, You've made your choice and now it's come to this, But that's price you pay when you're a monster with no name.

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 Congrats Gladstone, you already got a tiara, so have a quick edit instead  :-):
 
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Cripes! That's definitely not her colour!  :psyduck:
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