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QC Captions Vol. 194
« on: 23 Nov 2014, 13:12 »
Good day! Here is panel number one:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #1 on: 23 Nov 2014, 13:15 »
MARIGOLD: Morning M...

MOMO: When are the kawaii, kawaii babies due?!?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #2 on: 23 Nov 2014, 13:16 »
Marigold: So we might actually get to appear in the comic this week---
Momo: OH MY GOD MARTEN AND CLAIRE ARE SO CUTE
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #3 on: 23 Nov 2014, 13:17 »
Marigold: "Marten and Cla--"
Momo: "EVERYTHING THAT HAS TRANSPIRED HAS DONE SO ACCORDING TO MY DESIGN!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #4 on: 23 Nov 2014, 14:04 »
Quote from: Gladstone on 23 Nov 2014, 13:17
Marigold: "Marten and Cla--"
Momo: "EVERYTHING THAT HAS TRANSPIRED HAS DONE SO ACCORDING TO MY DESIGN!"

This would be perfect if Momo were replaced by Tai.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #5 on: 23 Nov 2014, 14:21 »
Quote from: kryptoknight on 23 Nov 2014, 14:04
This would be perfect if Momo were replaced by Tai.

Momo and Tai could be in cahoots.  Or Momo felt the rush of playing matchmaker after bringing Marten and Padma together and decided to give it another try.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #6 on: 23 Nov 2014, 17:17 »
Marigold: "I'll let you upload into my body"
Momo: "I can decorate!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #7 on: 23 Nov 2014, 18:25 »
Marigold: "I'm preg-"
Momo: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LITTLE SISTER!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #8 on: 24 Nov 2014, 08:24 »

MARIGOLD: Warlords of Draenor is ...

MOMO: Squeeeee ... The Elekk Plushie is so cuuuuuute!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #9 on: 24 Nov 2014, 11:07 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 23 Nov 2014, 18:25
Marigold: "I'm preg-"
Momo: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LITTLE SISTER!"

Marigold: -rowing some bulbs before I put them in the window box.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #10 on: 26 Nov 2014, 14:36 »
Good on you; I tried finding other words that begin just with "preg" but there don't seem to be any (in the Dictionary at least) :?. SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #11 on: 26 Nov 2014, 15:33 »
MARTEN: I could use your head to cook dinner for us!
CLAIRE: Sh-shut up!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #12 on: 26 Nov 2014, 15:34 »
Marten: You know, Momo had the same reaction...
Claire: Just give me ten minutes alone with the Victorian Porn collection...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #13 on: 26 Nov 2014, 17:37 »
Marten: So then I figured out he was using the alphabet trick on me and-
Claire: What? WHAT?!
Marten:  Faye says this is a good story to use on dates, so anyway he was use-
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #14 on: 26 Nov 2014, 22:08 »
MARTEN: So, did you enjoy my Mom's show?
CLAIRE: Buh... Guh...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #15 on: 26 Nov 2014, 23:27 »
MARTEN: "I told you not to have the Diablo Sauce with the chillies!"

CLAIRE: "SHUT UP! YOU SMELL!"

Quote from: Lubricus on 26 Nov 2014, 22:08
MARTEN: So, did you enjoy my Mom's show?
CLAIRE: Buh... Guh...

But no-one can top this!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #16 on: 27 Nov 2014, 00:25 »
Quote from: BenRG on 26 Nov 2014, 23:27
But no-one can top this!
No-one, you say? Oh, I love a challenge.

MARTEN: So, did my mom teach you anything interesting?
CLAIRE: Uh... I've got a few ideas for Friday night.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #17 on: 27 Nov 2014, 12:01 »
MARTEN: So, did my mom show you anything interesting?
CLAIRE: ..... Nope! ... Not a corset  ... thing..thing.... Not a thing!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #18 on: 27 Nov 2014, 16:19 »
Marten: I should've warned you that some of those guys at the Highland Games like to dress as authenticly as possible.

Claire: The wind......the kilts........*sound of brain sizzling*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #19 on: 29 Nov 2014, 15:13 »
Marten:  "I think that's Clinton coming up the street, take my hand."

Claire:  "That's not my hand!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #20 on: 29 Nov 2014, 15:17 »
Quote from: Border Reiver on 29 Nov 2014, 15:13
Marten:  "I think that's Clinton coming up the street, take my hand."

Claire:  "That's not my hand!"

Amazing how hard it is to interpret simple statements without being able to hear the person's tone. I'm totally torn over whether to interpret Claire's response here as "That's not my HAND you're grabbing!" or as "That's not MY hand you're grabbing!"  :angel:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #21 on: 29 Nov 2014, 15:24 »
Ordinarily I'd fall back on context, in this case the fact there's no one else on frame, and put the emphasis on "hand." However, the mention of Clinton, with the implications of his semi-autonomous robohand, does derail that somewhat ...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #22 on: 01 Dec 2014, 13:07 »
Quote from: DSL on 29 Nov 2014, 15:24
Ordinarily I'd fall back on context, in this case the fact there's no one else on frame, and put the emphasis on "hand." However, the mention of Clinton, with the implications of his semi-autonomous robohand, does derail that somewhat ...

Exactly what I was thinking, hence the ambiguity.  :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #23 on: 01 Dec 2014, 14:28 »
I'll remember to keep future innuendo to the level of the 3 Stooges subtlety.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 194
« Reply #24 on: 02 Dec 2014, 02:30 »
Abbott and Costello will do just fine
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