Topic: QC Captions Vol. 195 (Read 5680 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 30 Nov 2014, 12:35 »

Yo! Hope everyone (in the U.S.) had a decent Thanksgiving. FIRST PANEL:

Enjoy!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 30 Nov 2014, 13:11 »

Pintsize: Happy Thanksgiving!
Faye: The bathroom walls are covered in pictures of turkey cloacas.
Marten: Yeah, that's not surprising anymore.

BenRG · « **Reply #2 on:** 30 Nov 2014, 13:39 »

PINTSIZE: "EVERY! SINGLE! CHANNEL!"

FAYE: "Great. What happens if we want to see the Weather Channel instead of porn?"

MARTEN: "This is why we can't have nice things."

DSL · « **Reply #3 on:** 30 Nov 2014, 14:44 »

PINTSIZE: "Cake batter! The whole (urp) bowl!"
MARTEN: "Well, so much for the Arbor Day 1996 cake I was going to bake."
FAYE: "Just see that you don't leave muffins all over the apartment."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #4 on:** 30 Nov 2014, 14:59 »

Pintsize: "I'm so happy for you!"

Faye: "Because I'm still not emotionally ready to deal with ANY change in my relationships?"

Marten: "Because I'm starting to second guess myself?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #5 on:** 30 Nov 2014, 16:38 »

Pintsize: [RANDOM CALLBACK]
Faye: [THREAT OF VIOLENCE]
Marten: [CLOACA PUN]

DSL · « **Reply #6 on:** 30 Nov 2014, 18:59 »

Last panel 2845 ... is Jeph playing the caption game with us?

Blackbird · « **Reply #7 on:** 30 Nov 2014, 20:46 »

Pintsize: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Faye: "It's October, dipshit."
Marten. "Remember when Pintsize was British? Yeah, he's Canadian now."

jwhouk · « **Reply #8 on:** 01 Dec 2014, 02:52 »

Quote from: DSL on 30 Nov 2014, 18:59

Last panel 2845 ... is Jeph playing the caption game with us?

PINTSIZE: "If you need sexual comforting, I am here for you."
FAYE: "The only comfort I need is of the Southern variety."
MARTEN: "Ooh, nice. Claire would have liked that one."

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 01 Dec 2014, 07:09 »

PINTSIZE: "Largo al factotum della città.
Presto a bottega, ché l'alba è già.
Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacere
per un barbiere di qualità!

Ah, bravo Figaro!
Bravo, brayissimo;
fortunatissimo per verità!
Pronto a far tutto,
la notte e il giorno
sempre d'intorno,
in giro sta ..."
FAYE:" I'll do the barbering around here, lugnuts."
MARTEN: "This is still better than Crazy Train."

Zebediah · « **Reply #10 on:** 01 Dec 2014, 08:12 »

Pintsize: "¡Mi florecita del desierto! ¡Yonunca he visto la belleza verdadera hasta esta noche!"
Faye: "We have to switch him back."
Marten: "That's the last time I'm letting him download Toy Story 3."

osaka · « **Reply #11 on:** 01 Dec 2014, 08:36 »

PINTSIZE: "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
FAYE: "The last thing I needed now was another emo teen with a new macbook"
MARTEN: "That's not the expression you should have Pintsize. And when did you take up an interest in EDM?"

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Border Reiver · « **Reply #12 on:** 01 Dec 2014, 12:51 »

Quote from: Blackbird on 30 Nov 2014, 20:46

Pintsize: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Faye: "It's October, dipshit."
Marten. "Remember when Pintsize was British? Yeah, he's Canadian now."

He's not polite enough.

Sorry to be so rude about that.

Half Empty Coffee Cup · « **Reply #13 on:** 01 Dec 2014, 16:35 »

Quote from: osaka on 01 Dec 2014, 08:36

PINTSIZE: "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
FAYE: "The last thing I needed now was another emo teen with a new macbook"
MARTEN: "That's not the expression you should have Pintsize. And when did you take up an interest in EDM?"

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Seriously, look for the lyrics of Freeway. "Thinking of a dream I never had"? Seriously?

I was thinking "freeware".

MrNumbers · « **Reply #14 on:** 01 Dec 2014, 18:25 »

Pintsize: "Want to see me stuff my fist into my mouth? Three to one odds Faye can't!"
Faye: "You just want to see me do it so you can stick a picture up on your Tumblr."
Marten: "It's how he got that picture of me shaving my balls up on Reddit..."

osaka · « **Reply #15 on:** 02 Dec 2014, 01:28 »

Quote from: Half Empty Coffee Cup on 01 Dec 2014, 16:35

Quote from: osaka on 01 Dec 2014, 08:36
PINTSIZE: "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
FAYE: "The last thing I needed now was another emo teen with a new macbook"
MARTEN: "That's not the expression you should have Pintsize. And when did you take up an interest in EDM?"

(click to show/hide)
Seriously, look for the lyrics of Freeway. "Thinking of a dream I never had"? Seriously?
I was thinking "freeware".

Would also work with changes to Faye's and Marten's lines. Probably either soomething about pintsize being windows or something about nit not being cool of PT410x to take Pintsize's body.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #16 on:** 04 Dec 2014, 04:11 »

gah sorry, whenever work changes my scheduale it always confuses me. To make up for it, here's a Raven and a turkey:

cesium133 · « **Reply #17 on:** 04 Dec 2014, 05:57 »

Raven: Aww, I've been turned down for another postdoctoral position.
Dora: That's too bad. You'll get one eventually (when I stop sabotaging your applications to keep you working here.)

Amelia: *HEAVY BREATHING* Dammit quit staring at me. I have asthma.

Zebediah · « **Reply #18 on:** 04 Dec 2014, 06:06 »

Raven: "'We regret to inform you that we have no available positions for an applicant with your qualifications because we are refocusing our mission to other areas.' What, friggin' NASA isn't in to rocket science any more?"
Dora: "This is not your father's 21st century."

Turkey: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die."

~~valkygrrl~~ · « **Reply #19 on:** 04 Dec 2014, 06:47 »

Raven: Dora can I take a day to go to this Nightly Show audition?
Dora: I think you already missed it
Turkey: Butts!

BenRG · « **Reply #20 on:** 04 Dec 2014, 08:48 »

RAVEN: "But I didn't order any long-distance bus tickets!"

DORA: "Looks like we're losing another one the way we lost Sara!"

osaka · « **Reply #21 on:** 04 Dec 2014, 10:27 »

So Amelia is an Allosaurus and not a turkey? Is that what you're implying Ben?

RAVEN: "What do you mean with this diploma?"
DORA: "You have to hand it over there. Someone DID top Marten"

AMELIA: "Thank you, thank you. It's been an honor participating in such a competition".

Border Reiver · « **Reply #22 on:** 04 Dec 2014, 17:01 »

Raven: "Have you seen this synopsis of next week's script?"

Dora: "What do YOU think of the new direction for Faye?"

(And I'm not even going to try with the Turkey after the Montoya reference.)

DrBear · « **Reply #23 on:** 04 Dec 2014, 20:04 »

Raven: "It's a letter from Sven telling me he finally realized he loves me!"
Dora: "Great. Now I have to kill him twice."

Amelia: I see you guys out there giving thanks for a Raven reference!

DSL · « **Reply #24 on:** 05 Dec 2014, 09:41 »

RAVEN: "... look, you have to account for atmospheric friction and aerodynamic forces, not to mention the sideways vector of your orbit and calculating the ablative rate sufficiently to leave a panty-shaped heatshield fragment targeted precisely into the laundry basket ..."
DORA: "... ugh. Not to mention the reaction mass necessary to get the original payload into orbit in the first place ..."
AMELIA: "Guys. GUYS. THEY KIND OF DID THAT TODAY."

DSL · « **Reply #25 on:** 06 Dec 2014, 06:28 »

RAVEN: "The gobble in gobble gobbles gobbly on the gobble."
DORA: "(sigh) The gobble in gobble gobbles gobbly on the gobble."
AMELIA: "By George! I think she's gobble ... , er, got it!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #26 on:** 06 Dec 2014, 14:28 »

Raven: "Rats. The NSF rejected my application again. Either they don't believe in my theory of temporally misplaced Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen entangled pairs of quantum systems, or they don't believe that it leads to a portable time machine."

Dora: "C-can't imagine why."

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #27 on:** 06 Dec 2014, 14:36 »

Raven: OH, MY GOD, Dora, I got the guest list and the Thanksgiving recipe mixed up!!!
Dora: I was wondering where Faye went and why there's a live turkey in her seat.
Amelia: I ATE WHAT?!!

cesium133 · « **Reply #28 on:** 06 Dec 2014, 14:54 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 06 Dec 2014, 14:28

Raven: "Rats. The NSF rejected my application again. Either they don't believe in my theory of temporally misplaced Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen entangled pairs of quantum systems, or they don't believe that it leads to a portable time machine."

Dora: "C-can't imagine why."

That's because it leads to portals between universes, not portable time machines.

DSL · « **Reply #29 on:** 06 Dec 2014, 14:58 »

Quote from: SubaruStephen on 06 Dec 2014, 14:36

Raven: OH, MY GOD, Dora, I got the guest list and the Thanksgiving recipe mixed up!!!
Dora: I was wondering where Faye went and why there's a live turkey in her seat.
Amelia: I ATE WHAT?!!

Winner winner
Turkey dinner
Sorry
(Not really sorry)

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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