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QC Captions Vol. 193
« on: 16 Nov 2014, 12:46 »

Hey all! FIRST IMAGE:



Enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #1 on: 16 Nov 2014, 16:43 »

TAI: Are you okay? I heard about Marigold's fridge...
DORA: It was a mess. It took hours to chip him out of the ice.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #2 on: 16 Nov 2014, 17:43 »

Tai: Wait, why shouldn't I grab your ass?
Dora: I just ate at the Chinese restaurant, and...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #3 on: 16 Nov 2014, 18:00 »

TAI: Are you okay? I heard about Marigold's fridge...
DORA: It was a mess. It took hours to chip him out of the ice.
TAI: "Did he get to his audition in time?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #4 on: 16 Nov 2014, 18:38 »

TAI: Are you okay? I heard about Marigold's fridge...
DORA: It was a mess. It took hours to chip him out of the ice.
TAI: "Did he get to his audition in time?"

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #5 on: 16 Nov 2014, 19:15 »

TAI: Are you okay? I heard about Marigold's fridge...
DORA: It was a mess. It took hours to chip him out of the ice.
TAI: "Did he get to his audition in time?"
DORA: Yeah. Hard to believe Pintsize got the part for the post-apocalyptic cybernetic dystopian remake of Gilligan's Island.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #6 on: 16 Nov 2014, 19:51 »

Tai:  "Did you hear about...?"

Dora:  "Yes, I was over at Faye's last night watching Walking Dead."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #7 on: 16 Nov 2014, 23:19 »

TAI: "What is it, honey?"

DORA: "I'm worried about Faye; is it even possible to eat that many muffins?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #8 on: 17 Nov 2014, 06:28 »


TAI: "What? .... is your favourite colour??"

DORA: Do I really have to do this? .... *sigh* "Blue?"

TAI: "What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

DORA: I thought you going to ask if it could carry a coconut?

TAI: "Two actually. What me to demonstrate how?"

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #9 on: 17 Nov 2014, 09:51 »

Tai: "I'm sorry, I was only kidding."
Dora; "No, you're right. Marten and Claire look cuter together than Marten and I ever did."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #10 on: 17 Nov 2014, 10:02 »

Tai: "Look, I promise I'll never leave you and move to New York for a job on The Nightly Show."
Dora: "I might."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #11 on: 18 Nov 2014, 09:55 »

And now for a round of Repurpose That Movie Quote!

Quote from: When Harry Met Sally
Carrie Fisher: "I want you to know…I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #12 on: 19 Nov 2014, 12:53 »

Hey folks, celebrating throwback Thursday a little early:



Also notice the book is blank.  :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #13 on: 19 Nov 2014, 13:00 »

No... dammit, I've got nothing. This is a pity because it's all so obvious. Faye comments on something she's reading in the book about lifestyles, Hannelore says "We're working on that technology" and Marten delivers the punchline about what happens if that work ever succeeds. The problem? I can't fill in those blasted blanks! :x
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #14 on: 19 Nov 2014, 13:05 »

Hannelore: I decided to push my boundaries a bit...
Faye: Why are you showing this to us, though?
Marten: I didn't even know Winslow was capable of that...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #15 on: 19 Nov 2014, 13:44 »

HANNERS: "It's new technology we're working on. It involves print publishing and time travel."
FAYE: "Why are we suddenly arranged in two rows of two panels? I hate change. It changes things."
MARTEN: "Never mind that. Hanners, where are your lips?"
BOOK TITLE: Questionable Content Volume 6
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #16 on: 19 Nov 2014, 14:10 »

FAYE: It's official, they make albums out of everything.
HANNERS: "They" is not the correct word. I've handpicked each and everyone of these pics in ascending order of cuteness.
MARTEN: Now I have to be mad about my pic with the black dildo was in page 3, not just about it being here.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #17 on: 19 Nov 2014, 15:28 »

Faye: "You brought home a book of Victorian anal porn?"
Marten: "It was the only way I could think of to keep it out of Emily's hands."
Hannelore: "You know, the fact that the people in the pictures are all fully clothed is actually making me not freak out about seeing them."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #18 on: 19 Nov 2014, 18:25 »

Faye: "You brought home a book of Victorian anal porn?"
Marten: "It was the only way I could think of to keep it out of Emily's hands."
Hannelore: "You know, the fact that the people in the pictures are all fully clothed is actually making me not freak out about seeing them."

Well, I admit, I stumbled over a book full of porn drawings, mainly from the Victorian age, in the book shelve of my mother once. Those things are disturbingly graphic and bizarre.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #19 on: 20 Nov 2014, 06:04 »


Faye: "It's Pink! It's all Pink?"
Marten: "According to the dust jacket this is printed using inks that are only able to be differentiated by a small segment of the female population that are four colour aware."
Hannelore: "Oh, I like the one with the kitties."
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« Reply #20 on: 20 Nov 2014, 14:45 »

Faye:  "I was unaware that you were capable that."

Marten:  "How did you get started doing this?"

Hannelore:  "My therapist has been after me to push some boundaries for some time and this seemed like it worked."

Book:  "Take the Shot - my experiences as a police sniper". Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 193
« Reply #21 on: 26 Nov 2014, 13:14 »

FAYE: Hanners, all these pages are blank.
HANNELORE: I know!  They're so white and clean!
MARTEN: This is the book you stayed up all night to finish?
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