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QC Captions Vol. 196
« on: 07 Dec 2014, 12:56 »

Helllllooooooooooooo

FIRST IMAGE:



Enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #1 on: 07 Dec 2014, 13:02 »

Hannelore: What if it's Ebola!?
Marten: Well, maybe I shouldn't tell you this, but while you were drunk last night, your mom bet $2000 that you wouldn't kiss that guy who just arrived from Sierra Leone with a nosebleed...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #2 on: 07 Dec 2014, 13:22 »

HANNELORE: "Such darkness, dread and foreboding! What is this icy, cold shroud like unto death that settles across my soul?!?"

MARTEN: "Yeah, Claire asked me to ask you to give Clinton a second chance."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #3 on: 07 Dec 2014, 14:01 »

H: "OH NO I'M TOUCHING THE BACK OF MY NECK I'M TURNING INTO MARTEN"
M: "But which of us gets Pintsize?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #4 on: 07 Dec 2014, 16:27 »

Hanners:  "What did Pintsize do?"

Marten:  "Changed your underwear sorting system to octadecimal."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #5 on: 07 Dec 2014, 20:47 »

HANNERS: "Angus and Faye broke up! Marigold needs a new roommate! You're in a new relationship! How am I supposed to keep all this straight!?"
MARTEN: "Pancakes. Lots and lots of pancakes."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #6 on: 07 Dec 2014, 22:25 »

Hanners: "CLINTON ASKED ME OUT? HAVE THE WORLD GONE INSANE?"
Marten: "No, only Clinton. And I'll go deaf if you keep screaming like that."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #7 on: 08 Dec 2014, 06:58 »

Hannelore: "BUTTS! BUTTS! ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS BUTTS!"
Marten: "Yeah, that's been going around."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #8 on: 08 Dec 2014, 09:48 »

Zeb: that's pretty much what I was going to post
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #9 on: 08 Dec 2014, 19:56 »

Hanners: WHAT THE HELL ASS BALLS"
Marten: That's my line.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #10 on: 09 Dec 2014, 07:26 »

Hanners: WHAT THE HELL ASS BALLS"
Marten: That's my line.

Hanners: "Oh, sorry, did I read the prompt wrong?"
Marten: "No, I think you have next week's script instead..."
Hanners: "WHAT? I thought we were past the Emily thing already?..."
Off-stage Voice: "CUT! How in the world did you..."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #11 on: 09 Dec 2014, 13:13 »

I like
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #12 on: 09 Dec 2014, 14:47 »

HANNERS: "There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction they are going
There's no knowing where they're rowing ..."
MARTEN: "Rowing ... "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #13 on: 10 Dec 2014, 08:48 »


Hannelore: Happy Birthday Grandma!???
Marten: I can't promise I won't look at your butt sometimes.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #14 on: 10 Dec 2014, 17:43 »

Good evening! NEW PANEL:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #15 on: 10 Dec 2014, 20:25 »

Claire: "I'm tired of being treated like the red-haired stepchild!"
Mom: "Interesting choice of words, dear."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #16 on: 10 Dec 2014, 21:37 »

Claire: "I'm sick of people saying I don't have a soul just because we're ginger! I have a soul, Clinton's is a bit shriveled, but he has one, and you have great one!"

Clairemom: "Actually dear, I have a couple dozen, I keep the contracts in a safe in the attic."


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #17 on: 10 Dec 2014, 22:42 »

Claire: "YOU'RE NOT BEING FAIR!"
Clairemom: "No-one's fair in this family, darling, we're all redheads!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #18 on: 10 Dec 2014, 23:09 »

Claire: No, I will NOT ask Marten to introduce you to one of his hot friends!
Mom: Well, then, I'll just have to ask him myself.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #19 on: 11 Dec 2014, 01:13 »

CLAIRE: "I don't care what Mrs Reed tells you at "Moms' Night Out"! Marten does NOT call me his 'fluffy, scrunchy snuggle-bunny'!!!

MRS A: "Whatever you say, dear!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #20 on: 11 Dec 2014, 07:40 »

CLAIRE: And now they're saying he needs a _male_ role model.
CLAIREMOM: Welcome to the patriarchy dear.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #21 on: 11 Dec 2014, 09:17 »

CLAIREMOM: I followed Mr Da Vinci's instructions to the letter.
CLAIRE: Even though you can't read Italian, mirrored or otherwise?
CLAIREMOM: No, but I have done a lot of models in my time.



CLAIRE: When will the killing end?
CLAIREMOM: You don't think I too dream of peace? You don't think I too yearn to end this damned dirty job?
CLAIRE: Frankly, No.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #22 on: 11 Dec 2014, 09:23 »

Claire: "BUTTS! BUTTS! ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS BUTTS!"
Mom: "What's wrong with that? Marten does have a nice butt."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #23 on: 11 Dec 2014, 09:38 »

Claire: It's JUST A BIG RAINSTORM... why is everybody in California freaking out?
Clairemom: Oh, you know those left coasters, dear, not everyone can be as hardy as us Western Mass stock
Claire: Take back what you just said about Marten!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #24 on: 11 Dec 2014, 09:52 »

Now imagining Marten getting swept away by the big storm that's been hovering over the Northeast for three days.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #25 on: 11 Dec 2014, 11:03 »

Hannelore: "Winslow! Gah! Where's Winslow? Did I leave him at the Space Station? At Emily's party? Haven't seen him for a long time!"
Marten: "Nice try, but I won't fall for that one. Not after Dora tried it on me with Mieville."


Claire: "FYI we were just holding hands and kissing. No sex!"
ClaireMom: "I know dear. I know if/when my kids are sexually sated. All Moms do."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #26 on: 11 Dec 2014, 14:51 »

CLAIRE: "No finger sandwiches? Why can't we have finger sandwiches for my party?"
CLAIREMOM: "Well, dear, ever since I asked your brother to give me a hand in the kitchen ..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #27 on: 12 Dec 2014, 11:41 »

Claire:  "For the last time, I will not as Marten to introduce you to any of his "hot" lady friends!"

Mom:  "I wish you'd reconsider dear, I have my needs."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #28 on: 12 Dec 2014, 16:31 »

If Veronica wasn't already with Jim, that'd be a cue to get them together xD
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
« Reply #29 on: 13 Dec 2014, 18:37 »

'fluffy, scrunchy snuggle-bunny'!!!

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