Topic: Damn you, Willis! (Dumbing of Age) (Read 511053 times)

cesium133 · « **Reply #200 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 17:46 »

Simple: Walky told her mom she's in the bathroom, and Dorothy made her eat sushi, so her mom can be convinced that she's just been in the bathroom ever since then (you mean you fed her RAW FISH!?), hence why she never called back.

Gladstone · « **Reply #201 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 17:56 »

Kugai · « **Reply #202 on:** 15 Mar 2015, 13:42 »

Today on DoA

Becky drops the F Bomb
Joyce mellows out

Stoon · « **Reply #203 on:** 15 Mar 2015, 21:37 »

I'm a little puzzled that Joyce hasn't mentioned that Ethan didn't dumper her, she dumped Ethan.

Gladstone · « **Reply #204 on:** 15 Mar 2015, 21:52 »

But then she would have to explain why she dumped him, along with why she started going out with him in the first place when she already knew he was gay. She's probably easing into the subject.

explicit · « **Reply #205 on:** 16 Mar 2015, 00:01 »

Joyce also never told the other two that are at the table that Ethan is gay. They know, of course, but Joyce never told them.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #206 on:** 16 Mar 2015, 15:35 »

Which is you know, the right thing to do. Actually, has she told Becky that Ethan is gay? Of all the people there, she's the one seemingly most likely to not know. I was more under the impression that Becky was trying to push him away from Joyce because she still hopes Joyce will like girls.

explicit · « **Reply #207 on:** 16 Mar 2015, 15:50 »

I don't think Becky thinks Ethan is gay, no.

A Duck · « **Reply #208 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 13:02 »

So I randomly decided to click the "Dave Willis Sniffs Butts" link a few days ago.

Damn you, Willis. I have a life to attend to.

I had seen some of Shortpacked a few years ago, but it was kind of hard to break in with all the continuity baggage (plus I think it was around the time I found QC, so choices were made).

Now I have caught up with DoA, read all of Roomies (really neat to see the present-Willis commentary about past-Willis) and a bit of Walky. A bit weird to see the DoA characters in an older work (and they will be the "DoA characters" to me forever, since that's where I started), but still interesting.

And I have to say, using the same set of characters (and continuity, up to a point) in all your works is something pretty awesome.

Kugai · « **Reply #209 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 14:42 »

So, today Jason introduced Sal to his friend Harvey.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #210 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 16:04 »

I don't get it.

Kugai · « **Reply #211 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 20:56 »

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042546/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_43

explicit · « **Reply #212 on:** 19 Mar 2015, 21:51 »

I'm so happy about all the things that just happened

Kugai · « **Reply #213 on:** 19 Mar 2015, 22:16 »

Drunk Sal is funny

Gladstone · « **Reply #214 on:** 19 Mar 2015, 22:56 »

Yeah, I was kind of annoyed that Sal and Jason (and Billie and Ruthless, earlier) were taking time away from Joyce & friends, but tonight's comic made it all worth it.

Gladstone · « **Reply #215 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 22:03 »

Okay, forget Joyce & friends. I want nothing but Jason and Sal for the next week of comics.

Loki · « **Reply #216 on:** 21 Mar 2015, 04:57 »

I don't. To be honest, I tend to find their interactions rather predictable and dull.

Kugai · « **Reply #217 on:** 21 Mar 2015, 14:30 »

Jason will not break the first rule

Gladstone · « **Reply #218 on:** 21 Mar 2015, 21:24 »

I liked them when they were arguing. Not sure I like where this is going now.

I have a feeling Jason's about to get in trouble for being in a dorm room with a drunk student. Stop asking annoying questions and leave, you silly git!

Loki · « **Reply #219 on:** 21 Mar 2015, 23:09 »

Who would give him trouble? Ruth? For being in a dorm room with a drunk student? She is likely drunk off her ass right now. With another drunk student in her room.

Of course, I can see her attempting to kick Jason out and falling over from bwing drunk and Jason being "am I the only one who can hold his liquor?"

Gladstone · « **Reply #220 on:** 22 Mar 2015, 00:00 »

Mary could cause trouble.

"A TA brought an underage student home DRUNK, and our RA wasn't paying attention because she was drunk AND having sex with a student!"

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #221 on:** 22 Mar 2015, 06:56 »

Would it even raise an eyebrow at the university to find a TA was having relations with a student? I mean, it should for all the obvious reasons. But considering a teacher pretty much flat out told Jason nobody there cares while throwing him out of her office to boink a student would seem to indicate it's a pretty indiscreet place in that regards... Not to mention it's most likely Sal who would be in trouble if she's underage, which I think she is. "What are you doing here?" "I stopped at the pub and found this student of mine half drunk, so I got her back to her dorm." Some people might not believe him.. but considering he can get the bartenders there to back him up likely that they didn't come in together and Sal was drinking before he showed he wouldn't get in trouble over it.

Loki · « **Reply #222 on:** 22 Mar 2015, 10:26 »

Wait, whasshername is a teacher? I got the impression from that comic strip she was a fellow TA.

cesium133 · « **Reply #223 on:** 22 Mar 2015, 10:27 »

Penny is a TA, like Jason is.

Gladstone · « **Reply #224 on:** 22 Mar 2015, 10:57 »

Quote from: Neko_Ali on 22 Mar 2015, 06:56

Would it even raise an eyebrow at the university to find a TA was having relations with a student? [...] Not to mention it's most likely Sal who would be in trouble if she's underage, which I think she is. "What are you doing here?" "I stopped at the pub and found this student of mine half drunk, so I got her back to her dorm." Some people might not believe him.. but considering he can get the bartenders there to back him up likely that they didn't come in together and Sal was drinking before he showed he wouldn't get in trouble over it.

Yeah, you're probably right. I was mostly just thinking aloud.

explicit · « **Reply #225 on:** 24 Mar 2015, 21:17 »

Hooray! implied masturbation!

Kugai · « **Reply #226 on:** 24 Mar 2015, 22:43 »

Mirror, mirror on the wall .......

Loki · « **Reply #227 on:** 26 Mar 2015, 03:03 »

Poor Becky indeed.

Kugai · « **Reply #228 on:** 27 Mar 2015, 00:27 »

Mike

In the head

At 1000 yards

With a Barrett 50

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #229 on:** 27 Mar 2015, 02:53 »

I wondered if that was the same Kugai over there.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #230 on:** 27 Mar 2015, 07:02 »

New storyline...

I'm not too sure what that exactly means, though? I picked up DoA some months ago, right when Becky showed up at Joyce's door, and I haven't been able to really dig through the archives yet.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #231 on:** 27 Mar 2015, 08:50 »

The print books are divided into chapters. That's all it means. If you're a comic book reader, you'll see that most have storylines as well with rarely a plotline overarching.

Kugai · « **Reply #232 on:** 27 Mar 2015, 12:29 »

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 27 Mar 2015, 02:53

I wondered if that was the same Kugai over there.

Yes, yes it is.

explicit · « **Reply #233 on:** 02 Apr 2015, 21:51 »

Sexy things have been happening. I'm excited.

Kugai · « **Reply #234 on:** 02 Apr 2015, 22:55 »

Carla cant be THAT naive

Can she??

Gladstone · « **Reply #235 on:** 04 Apr 2015, 21:27 »

There's...dude smut?

I dunno, Ethan, four-hour dude smut binge shame spirals (say that five times fast) are fun and all, but wouldn't it have been a good idea to get in touch with Joyce's sister and draw up some battle plans? Because I have a feeling a battalion of fundy Christian parents are about to descend on ISU pretty soon, and somebody needs to start preparing...

Method of Madness · « **Reply #236 on:** 04 Apr 2015, 21:59 »

Why doesn't he just use incognito mode?

explicit · « **Reply #237 on:** 04 Apr 2015, 22:08 »

Quote from: ssǝupɐW ɟo poɥʇǝW on 04 Apr 2015, 21:59

Why doesn't he just use incognito mode?

Look, some people just haven't been looking at smut on the internet for as long as we have, alright?

Loki · « **Reply #238 on:** 05 Apr 2015, 00:16 »

Quote from: ssǝupɐW ɟo poɥʇǝW on 04 Apr 2015, 21:59

Why doesn't he just use incognito mode?

Or, as I call it, porn mode.
(Fun fact: the key combination to access it, Ctrl-Shift-P, can be accessed while using only one hand. At least in QWERTZ, QWERTY, and AZERTY.)

Method of Madness · « **Reply #239 on:** 05 Apr 2015, 03:45 »

I use it for plenty of non-porn things. If I do anything on someone else's computer, I use it, especially if I log in to anything.

Welu · « **Reply #240 on:** 05 Apr 2015, 04:55 »

I do the same on other people's computers.

I'm intrigued to see Becky's possible new look.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #241 on:** 05 Apr 2015, 05:29 »

Quote from: LeeC on 20 Jan 2015, 14:06

we see C-3P0 first though

Medium sure we see Vader before either, and the argument is easy that the original trilogy is about him

explicit · « **Reply #242 on:** 05 Apr 2015, 08:29 »

Quote from: Welu on 05 Apr 2015, 04:55

I'm intrigued to see Becky's possible new look.

Becky starts being as cool as Sal. Joyce becomes one very confused girl.

Kugai · « **Reply #243 on:** 05 Apr 2015, 11:32 »

And ends up getting even more shocked and confused as Becky seduces Sal

Loki · « **Reply #244 on:** 06 Apr 2015, 00:23 »

To be fair, I also use porn mode mainly for testing purposes if I need to see how a page looks both when logged in and not logged in/logged in with a different account.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #245 on:** 06 Apr 2015, 08:08 »

But you still call it porn mode?

chaospersonified · « **Reply #246 on:** 06 Apr 2015, 08:13 »

Quote from: ssǝupɐW ɟo poɥʇǝW on 06 Apr 2015, 08:08

But you still call it porn mode?

If you use a knife to open a bottle, is it still not a knife?

Method of Madness · « **Reply #247 on:** 06 Apr 2015, 08:14 »

Right, it's a knife, not a "meat cutting thing". It does many things.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #248 on:** 06 Apr 2015, 08:24 »

Quote from: ssǝupɐW ɟo poɥʇǝW on 06 Apr 2015, 08:14

Right, it's a knife, not a "meat cutting thing". It does many things.

Precisely so with porn mode. Porn is the primary application, not the only.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #249 on:** 06 Apr 2015, 08:33 »

It's Ctrl/Cmd-Shift-Porn for a reason.

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