Topic: QC Captions Early Holiday Special! (Read 7108 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 21 Dec 2014, 13:42 »

Hey Questionables! Last week (again) wasn't a great week for caption images, so I've decided to do my 5-panel special now instead of waiting for volume 200 (though I'll still do something special then!). So LETS DO IT:

Whether you worship or not, eat, drink, and be merry!

Gladstone · « **Reply #1 on:** 21 Dec 2014, 13:57 »

P: But-but Wil, you just got back! Why are you leaving again?
W: Sorry, Babe, but some crazy college student just called up the Old Ones on her computer, and they're recalling all agents. High-level shit, no time to explain.

Zebediah · « **Reply #2 on:** 21 Dec 2014, 18:44 »

Penelope: "Wow, Wil, when you put those glasses on you look just like Agent Turing."
Agent Turing: "You've discovered my secret identity! I was assigned to keep an eye on you in case you started to remember too much. Now I'll have to erase your memory again, Penelope. Or should I say... Pizza Girl!"

DrBear · « **Reply #3 on:** 21 Dec 2014, 20:34 »

PENNYLOPE: "Will, leave me with a thought to remember!"
WIL: "I guess that would be thoughts... (removes sunglasses) ... for your Penny."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

BenRG · « **Reply #4 on:** 21 Dec 2014, 23:26 »

Oh wow! Such high quality already this week!

PENNY: Oh Will! Don't do this!

WILL: No, my sweet lady! I must prove myself worthy! Besides, I'll never grow the mustache and beard I need for the bar unless I'm away from bathroom mirrors for a month!

questionablydiscontent · « **Reply #5 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 04:25 »

Quote from: Gladstone on 21 Dec 2014, 13:57

P: But-but Wil, you just got back! Why are you leaving again?
W: Sorry, Babe, but some crazy college student just called up the Old Ones on her computer, and they're recalling all agents. High-level shit, no time to explain.

BtVS reference=automatic win

Welu · « **Reply #6 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 04:42 »

Quote from: DrBear on 21 Dec 2014, 20:34

PENNYLOPE: "Will, leave me with a thought to remember!"
WIL: "I guess that would be thoughts... (removes sunglasses) ... for your Penny."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Goddamnit, I snorted.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #7 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 07:22 »

Penne-lope: "Save the future? How? What?"
Wil: "I got the clothes, the boots, and a motorcycle. That's all I'll need."

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 09:31 »

PENELOPE: "You'll do ... something in Ohio? What, exactly?"
WIL: "There is an interactive art exhibit based there in which participants are invited to contemplate visual representations and create alternatatives to the realities depicted therein by the use of incongruous verbal constructs."
PENELOPE: "Oh, a caption contest! Damn you, Wil!"

Half Empty Coffee Cup · « **Reply #9 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 13:31 »

PEN: I still don't get why you're talking in that accent...
WIL: Come with me if you want to live.

Kugai · « **Reply #10 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 14:31 »

Wil: "I made a deal with the Devil honey."
Penelope: "Is .... is that why there is a chain under your jacket?"

DSL · « **Reply #11 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 14:32 »

WIL: "I must leave you, my dear. I must allow the night to claim me."
PENELOPE: "But it's noon."
WIL: " ... these sunglasses are good.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #12 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 15:02 »

Bonus points to DSL for remembering where I live and to Kugai because my boyfriend liked the Ghost Rider reference

DOS:

Kugai · « **Reply #13 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 15:09 »

Momo: "I can't seem to get passed this Boss!!!"
Marigold: "That's because you don't have The Finger of Doom!!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #14 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 15:57 »

Marigold: "Don't you go all Kawaii on me young lady!!"
Momo: "I am what I am and you can't stop me for being me!!!"

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 17:21 »

Marbear: Oh, come on!
Momo: For the last time, I. WILL. NOT. PULL .YOUR. FINGER!

jwhouk · « **Reply #16 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 18:24 »

MARIGOLD: "I told you she was his sister!"
MOMO: "But I wanted to see a beatdown!"

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 19:31 »

MARIGOLD: "I can too pick my friends! And I can pick my nose too!"
MOMO 1.0: "Well, you can't pick your friend's nose!"

Or

MARIGOLD: "Do you have a bellybutton? What happens if I push it?"
MOMO 1.0: "I told you, I need a chassis upgrade for that!"

Zebediah · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 19:43 »

Marigold: "Look at what I am saying! Look at these words in this bubble beside my head, and read them!"
Momo: "No fair! Your speech bubble is all round-cornered and mine is pointy-cornered! It's blatant discrimination against AnthroPCs!"

DrBear · « **Reply #19 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 20:36 »

MARIGOLD: But I like the way I am!
MOMO: I don't care! I'm asking Jeph to draw us differently!

DSL · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 20:46 »

MARIGOLD: "I! need! More! Power!"
MOMO: "Uh'm gi'in it all she's got an' she'll nae take much muir o'this b'fore she blows f'r sure!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #21 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 16:49 »

THIRD PANEL. According to my records, we haven't done this one yet but I wasn't sure; correct me if I'm wrong:

cesium133 · « **Reply #22 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 17:09 »

Jeph has previously made an entry for this one.

DSL · « **Reply #23 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 20:33 »

MARTEN: "Y'see that chick out there with the rocket launcher? And the bird with the field piece? They're totally doin' it, is what I'm thinking."
STEVE:"WE should get away from the window, is what I'm[/I]thinking."

hedgie · « **Reply #24 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 20:56 »

So ST is into birds and has access to a huge amount of fire-power. The only explanation that makes sense is that she's secretly Misato.
(Spoilered for size)

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SubaruStephen · « **Reply #25 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 22:13 »

Marten: Ow, it's in my eye!
Steve: Yeah I really should put glass in these panes, the heating bill is a killer.

Gladstone · « **Reply #26 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 22:19 »

Marten: "I wonder...is there a girl in a TEH shirt out there for me?"
Steve: "Yes, but she thinks my shoulders are nicer."

jwhouk · « **Reply #27 on:** 24 Dec 2014, 07:01 »

Quote from: hedgie on 23 Dec 2014, 20:56

So ST is into birds and has access to a huge amount of fire-power. The only explanation that makes sense is that she's secretly Misato.
(Spoilered for size)

(Wrong thread)

Kugai · « **Reply #28 on:** 24 Dec 2014, 12:00 »

Quote from: hedgie on 23 Dec 2014, 20:56

So ST is into birds and has access to a huge amount of fire-power. The only explanation that makes sense is that she's secretly Misato.
(Spoilered for size)

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I thought that that was Priss!!!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #29 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 14:09 »

Merry X-Mas, Questionables! Regardless, I hope everyone's day is going lovely. IMAGE 4:

celticgeek · « **Reply #30 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 14:14 »

Hannelore: You really are keeping the skulls of your enemies in there.
Dora: Yes, indeedy, we are.

BenRG · « **Reply #31 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 14:32 »

HANNERS: "Wow! That's... That's a lot of mould growing in the espresso machine's drip tray!"

DORA: "Yeah, we're thinking of making it our shop mascot! How does the name 'Mortis, Lord of Decay' sound to you?"

DrBear · « **Reply #32 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 21:45 »

HANNERS: "These DVDs labeled "Me and Marten" aren't ... uh ... ???"
DORA: "Yup, when Deathmole hits it big, the bucks roll in to me."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #33 on:** 27 Dec 2014, 06:31 »

Sorry for the delay folks, my bf's Grandma died on Christmas so we've been dealing with that. I'll do my best to get tomorrow's game up on time but it'll probably be a little late too. Anyway, have some Pintsize boobs:

DSL · « **Reply #34 on:** 27 Dec 2014, 16:48 »

MAY: "Oh ... not again!"
PINTSIZE (singing): " Hello mah baby hello mah honey hello mah ragtime ga-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-l-l-l-l-l ..."
MARIGOLD: "Check please!"

Also, sympathies to you and your bf.

DrBear · « **Reply #35 on:** 27 Dec 2014, 20:16 »

May: "DAMN YOU, WILLIS!"
Pintsize: "Willis did this? You're lucky I wasn't pretending to be your butt!"

Kugai · « **Reply #36 on:** 27 Dec 2014, 21:17 »

PINTSIZE; "What do you want Mister Quaid?"
MAY: "At this moment, a metal shredder."

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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