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iduguphergrave

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QC Captions Vol. 199
« on: 04 Jan 2015, 18:03 »

Buenos noches! IMAGEN:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #1 on: 04 Jan 2015, 18:16 »

Yes it does. Don't worry tho.

TAI: Surprise!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #2 on: 04 Jan 2015, 18:16 »

I already stole one girl from Marten, you're next!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #3 on: 04 Jan 2015, 19:12 »

We have a winner!

Take that anyway you like.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #4 on: 04 Jan 2015, 23:35 »

TAI: "Happy Arbor Day 2005!!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #5 on: 05 Jan 2015, 00:16 »

Tai: "Look at my festively coloured dandruff!"  :psyduck:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #6 on: 05 Jan 2015, 05:22 »

TAI: "Did you know the office shredder can handle WHOLE BOOKS?!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #7 on: 05 Jan 2015, 06:19 »

Tai: "Pixie dust! I can FLY!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #8 on: 05 Jan 2015, 06:41 »

Tai: "Catch me!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #9 on: 05 Jan 2015, 10:06 »

'Ah, after 10,000 years I'm free!'

'Pintsize, Tai's escaped. We need hipsters with attitude!'
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #10 on: 05 Jan 2015, 17:27 »

Here we see the creation of a Tai Librarius, rather than hatching from an egg or being expelled from a birth canal, the female of the species is shot fully grown from a giant party popper.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #11 on: 05 Jan 2015, 18:43 »

Here we see the creation of a Tai Librarius, rather than hatching from an egg or being expelled from a birth canal, the female of the species is shot fully grown from a giant party popper.

I would watch the hell out of that Attenborough documentary.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #12 on: 06 Jan 2015, 08:35 »

Here we see the creation of a Tai Librarius, rather than hatching from an egg or being expelled from a birth canal, the female of the species is shot fully grown from a giant party popper.

I would watch the hell out of that Attenborough documentary.

Is that Claire's line, or Tai's?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #13 on: 06 Jan 2015, 08:36 »

Here we see the creation of a Tai Librarius, rather than hatching from an egg or being expelled from a birth canal, the female of the species is shot fully grown from a giant party popper.

I would watch the hell out of that Attenborough documentary.

Is that Claire's line, or Tai's?

My guess? A "narrator's caption" box rather than dialogue.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #14 on: 06 Jan 2015, 08:37 »

Here we see the creation of a Tai Librarius, rather than hatching from an egg or being expelled from a birth canal, the female of the species is shot fully grown from a giant party popper.

I would watch the hell out of that Attenborough documentary.

Is that Claire's line, or Tai's?

My guess? A "narrator's caption" box rather than dialogue.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #15 on: 07 Jan 2015, 14:53 »

Nice! NEW PANEL:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #16 on: 07 Jan 2015, 15:04 »

Faye: I wonder whose butt they used for the label?
Dora: I don't know, but give it to me so I can destroy it so it will never be seen again.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #17 on: 07 Jan 2015, 15:16 »

FAYE: "I never got that thing about 'crawling into a bottle'; who'd fit?"

DORA: "Pintsize has tried it at least once when I was living with Marten. Don't ask."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #18 on: 07 Jan 2015, 15:42 »

Faye:  This stuff tastes like butts.
Dora:  How would you know?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #19 on: 07 Jan 2015, 19:29 »

FAYE: "A glass whoopee cushion?"
DORA: "Shut up and sit down."

No, wait ...

FAYE: "'Fartin'?"
DORA: "An old ship in a bottle. Misspelled, though."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #20 on: 08 Jan 2015, 07:49 »

Faye: "I wonder what would happen if Pintsize drank some of this."
Dora: "Remember that whole 'Now ends the age of man' thing? Like that, but worse."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #21 on: 08 Jan 2015, 12:19 »

FAYE: "A genie. There was supposed to be a genie, not just a cloud that smells like butt."
DORA: "I think I see a blue guy in there dressed as a pirate."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 199
« Reply #22 on: 08 Jan 2015, 12:30 »

Dora: "Give that to me. The local hobos sell that stuff as a laxative. Oh, and no customer service for you. You'll be AssManaging the Cave today."
Faye: "Sh&¤"
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