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QC Captions Vol. 200
« on: 11 Jan 2015, 14:25 »
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Any requests this week, panel-wise?

NOW:


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #1 on: 11 Jan 2015, 14:45 »
 Marten: I just don't understand why they have to be pink.
 Emily: It's really more of a puce.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #2 on: 11 Jan 2015, 14:45 »
MARTEN: "Well, this is nice Emily but why...?"

EMILY: "It's you and Claire's second day-iversary!!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #3 on: 11 Jan 2015, 14:48 »
Marten: This is going to be a long night...
Emily: At least now we know he can pitch a tent!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #4 on: 11 Jan 2015, 15:56 »
Marten: "I don't even want to know where you've hidden the lube."
Emily: "In the sprinklers! This is going to be the best party ever!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #5 on: 11 Jan 2015, 16:49 »
Marten: Could you possibly be less subtle, Emily?
Emily: Bye now, have good sex!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #6 on: 11 Jan 2015, 16:53 »
Marten: Why was there a pile of these on my desk?
Emily: Why weren't you two part of the pile?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #7 on: 11 Jan 2015, 18:39 »
Request: one panel from each of the 500 strips (1-500, 501-1000, 1001-1500, etc.).

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #8 on: 11 Jan 2015, 20:18 »
MARTEN (squinting): "Happy Arbor Day 2003?"
EMILY: "You should have seen that party! It was CRAZY!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #9 on: 11 Jan 2015, 20:20 »
MARTEN: "These are just wrappers! What happened to the..."
EMILY: "I filled the Victorian Porn stacks with balloon animals!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #10 on: 11 Jan 2015, 20:34 »
Marten: Why do all these empty wrappers have writing in Comic Sans?
Emily: I'm still not sure if Clinton is my type...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #11 on: 12 Jan 2015, 11:49 »
Quote from: jwhouk on 11 Jan 2015, 20:20
MARTEN: "These are just wrappers! What happened to the..."
EMILY: "I filled the Victorian Porn stacks with balloon animals!"

My vote goes here.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #12 on: 12 Jan 2015, 12:13 »
Quote from: K1dmor on 11 Jan 2015, 14:45
Marten: I just don't understand why they have to be pink.
Emily: It's really more of a puce.

I love this callback for suggesting that the condom Angus was wearing (but we couldn't see) was the same color as the ones Marten is holding. (Possibly from the same source?)

Quote from: DSL on 11 Jan 2015, 20:18
MARTEN (squinting): "Happy Arbor Day 2003?"
EMILY: "You should have seen that party! It was CRAZY!"

And I love this one for suggesting that Emily may have been at the same party as Pintsize way back when.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #13 on: 12 Jan 2015, 12:22 »
Marten: How many of these have you hidden, Emily?
Emily: 200, OK?
« Last Edit: 12 Jan 2015, 13:52 by Pilchard123 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #14 on: 12 Jan 2015, 14:17 »
Marten: Okay, how many of these are still out there?
Emily: 404 Not Found!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #15 on: 12 Jan 2015, 15:28 »
Quote from: Storel on 12 Jan 2015, 12:13
Quote from: K1dmor on 11 Jan 2015, 14:45
Marten: I just don't understand why they have to be pink.
Emily: It's really more of a puce.

I love this callback for suggesting that the condom Angus was wearing (but we couldn't see) was the same color as the ones Marten is holding. (Possibly from the same source?)

Quote from: DSL on 11 Jan 2015, 20:18
MARTEN (squinting): "Happy Arbor Day 2003?"
EMILY: "You should have seen that party! It was CRAZY!"

And I love this one for suggesting that Emily may have been at the same party as Pintsize way back when.

When you put 'em together like that, the implications are mind boggling. That Emily ....
EDIT: She may have simply downloaded a copy of Pintsize's memory of that party when she head-punched him.
« Last Edit: 12 Jan 2015, 15:48 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #16 on: 12 Jan 2015, 16:37 »
MARTEN:  Someone's been hiding Spangles in the stacks.

EMILY:  Ooh, any Old English ones? I like the treacle kind.



(Old English Spangles. That reference will play well in Peoria.)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #17 on: 14 Jan 2015, 14:26 »
Marten: I wonder how many of these we're going to need.

Emily: Ooh! At least three!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #18 on: 14 Jan 2015, 16:36 »
Quote from: jwhouk on 11 Jan 2015, 18:39
Request: one panel from each of the 500 strips (1-500, 501-1000, 1001-1500, etc.).

Not a bad idea. I should do more older panels.

So....BEHOLD:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #19 on: 14 Jan 2015, 16:40 »
Marten: Why do you have a collection of booze bottles in here?
Pintsize: I'm the liquor fairy!
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« Reply #20 on: 14 Jan 2015, 17:14 »
PINTSIZE: "I'm just sayin', you're gonna meet a curvy Southern belle and you should give her a polite brush-off. Otherwise she's gonna turn your life upside down."
MARTEN: "More than following Vicky cross-country and getting dumped? There's about as much chance of that as of me visiting a space station."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #21 on: 14 Jan 2015, 18:09 »
Two winners off the bat!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #22 on: 14 Jan 2015, 18:27 »
Marten: "What the hell just happened to us?"
Pintsize: "Sorry, my internal clock malfunctioned and reset itself to 2003."
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« Reply #23 on: 14 Jan 2015, 18:59 »
amazing...
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« Reply #24 on: 16 Jan 2015, 06:03 »
PINTSIZE: "Don't wait up for me. I'm going to temporarily download myself into a toaster."
MARTEN: "I've given up trying to understand why you do things."
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« Reply #25 on: 16 Jan 2015, 22:30 »
Oh my. That is a classic.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 200
« Reply #26 on: 17 Jan 2015, 19:18 »
*slow clap*
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