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QC Captions Vol. 201
« on: 18 Jan 2015, 18:17 »

Good evening! FIRST PANEL:



wooooooooo
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #1 on: 18 Jan 2015, 18:19 »

Momo: Welcome to the other world!
Baby Hannelore: Maybe you shouldn't have tried the Brown Acid!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #2 on: 18 Jan 2015, 18:30 »

MOMO: Welcome to the other side!
BABY HANNOLORE: I saw a bandicoot just now!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #3 on: 18 Jan 2015, 18:48 »

MOMO: "I found her in the Goodwill bin on Dwight Street!"
BABY HANNELORE: "Can she keep me? And my reasonable number of clone-sisters?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #4 on: 18 Jan 2015, 19:36 »

Momo: "If you take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and you can believe whatever you like."
Hannelore: "If you take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #5 on: 18 Jan 2015, 19:41 »

That's it. Zebediah wins. He wins. Thread over (at least until a new strip is posted), he wins.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #6 on: 18 Jan 2015, 20:04 »

Momo: Why is a Raven like a writing desk?
Babylore: They're both terrible at football!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #7 on: 18 Jan 2015, 20:18 »

Off-topic, perhaps, but the background in that panel has been bothering the hell out of me ever since he posted it ...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #8 on: 19 Jan 2015, 01:16 »

MOMO: "Congratulations! It's a clone!"

BABY-HANNERS: "Mama-Mar-Bear!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #9 on: 19 Jan 2015, 09:22 »

Mamma-Mar-bear-a?

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #10 on: 19 Jan 2015, 09:30 »

Hanners-Mar-Berra.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #11 on: 19 Jan 2015, 10:37 »

Momo: Our Eyebrows are on the outside of our hair. Join us. Stop repressing your faccccialll hairssss.
Hanners: yessssss join ussssss. freee  your faccccccialll hairrrrrrrrrsssssssssss
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #12 on: 19 Jan 2015, 12:07 »

Momo: Hey, does the high cost of living bother you?
Hannerlette: No, we live in a ground-floor apartment.


Momo: What you're about to see is true.
Hannerlette: Only names and faces have been left unchanged... to protect the innocent.

Momo: Hey, would you ever go on a hunger strike?
Hannerlette: No, I couldn't, I'm on a diet.

Momo: This show was prerecorded earlier, because it didn't make much sense to prerecorded it later.
Hannerlette: Very interesting, not very funny, but very interesting.

And now for something slightly different

Momo: Honey, I'm home!
Hannerlette: I'm the baby; gotta love me!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #13 on: 19 Jan 2015, 15:04 »

And now for something slightly different

Momo: Honey, I'm home!
Hannerlette: I'm the baby; gotta love me!

 :clairedoge:
*Babylore hits Dale on head with frying pan*
"Not the Mama!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #14 on: 20 Jan 2015, 13:49 »

FADE OUT all except BABY HANNELORE.
FADE IN behind her the planet Earth.
In the middle distance, pinpoints of light appear and just as quickly fade as the ORBITAL DEVICES from earlier are detonated never mind about this part -- Stan
BABY HANNELORE turns and, with an expression that might be a smile, faces the Earth.
MUSIC CUE: "Zarathustra"
NO DIALOGUE
FADE TO BLACK

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #15 on: 20 Jan 2015, 16:04 »

FADE OUT all except BABY HANNELORE.
FADE IN behind her the planet Earth.
In the middle distance, pinpoints of light appear and just as quickly fade as the ORBITAL DEVICES from earlier are detonated never mind about this part -- Stan
BABY HANNELORE turns and, with an expression that might be a smile, faces the Earth.
MUSIC CUE: "Zarathustra"
NO DIALOGUE
FADE TO BLACK

CREDITS

(with Hanners muttering in the background,  "I'm really tired of that music.")
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #16 on: 20 Jan 2015, 17:43 »

MOMO: "Butts?"
BABYLORE: (Grimaces, gurgles, then smiles at MARIGOLD)
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« Reply #17 on: 20 Jan 2015, 17:48 »

FADE OUT all except BABY HANNELORE.
FADE IN behind her the planet Earth.
In the middle distance, pinpoints of light appear and just as quickly fade as the ORBITAL DEVICES from earlier are detonated never mind about this part -- Stan
BABY HANNELORE turns and, with an expression that might be a smile, faces the Earth.
MUSIC CUE: "Zarathustra"
NO DIALOGUE
FADE TO BLACK

CREDITS

(with Hanners muttering in the background,  "I'm really tired of that music.")

Not yet (NO DIALOGUE) but this will turn out to be why. At least according to my head cannon (left)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #18 on: 21 Jan 2015, 15:10 »

As always, DSL, you win. Here's the next challenge:



From the first part of "The Talk."  :-o
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #19 on: 21 Jan 2015, 16:05 »

Sorry, but

MARTEN: "Now that you've said no, I don't know if I'll ever find love."
FAYE: "If you do, I'm going to do some serious drinking."
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« Reply #20 on: 21 Jan 2015, 16:09 »

Marten: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of whiskey bottles suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Faye: "It is the future you see."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #21 on: 21 Jan 2015, 20:31 »

MARTEN: "Wow, that's, uh, I'm really sorry ..."
FAYE: "You bought that?"
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« Reply #22 on: 21 Jan 2015, 21:14 »

How the $#@! do you keep coming up with material this good?!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #23 on: 21 Jan 2015, 21:23 »

Marten: Oh my god, you actually believed all that crap about me and Dora hooking up!?
Faye: That's it, time to abandon my life and go live on a barge.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #24 on: 21 Jan 2015, 21:38 »

Continuing the trend:

Marten: So...your last apartment didn't actually burn down?
Faye: Ohmigod, I still can't believe you fell for that!  Nah, my old roommate just kicked me out because I had a drinking problem.  Speaking of which...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 201
« Reply #25 on: 21 Jan 2015, 22:54 »

Faye: "Trying hard not to stare at my chest. Again."
Marten: "Uh... oh... I've been working up the courage to tell you this. Dear Faye, that's not how tic-tac-toe goes."

Pintsize (off-screen): "... there is no winning move, Marten."
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« Reply #26 on: 21 Jan 2015, 23:15 »

Continuing the trend:

Marten: So...your last apartment didn't actually burn down?
Faye: Ohmigod, I still can't believe you fell for that!  Nah, my old roommate just kicked me out because I had a drinking problem.  Speaking of which...

That's actually plausible!
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« Reply #27 on: 25 Jan 2015, 22:59 »

She burned it down
with alcohol.
There were brown
stains on her wall,
She lit a match
for a cigarette
The flame did catch
and all was set
ablaze!
Come on you souse
bring down the house
at Faye's!
(This is truly some of the worst poetry I have ever written. It's two AM, guys; I'm not at my sharpest!)
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