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[iduguphergrave]

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[cesium133]

Faye: I'm remembering little bits of it. There was a bear, and Penelope and Wil were there...
Marten: You really did a number on that bear.
Hannelore: This poor little guy is an orphan now.

[explicit]

F: Ugh, what happened?
M: Um, nothing much..
H: You gave birth to a teddy bear.

[DSL]

FAYE: "Where are we? Are we home?"
MARTEN: "We're just short of Zeta II Reticuli, whatever that means."
HANNELORE: "This popped out of my chest. I'm OK, though."

[Aziraphale]

F: What happened? Where am I?
M: Welllll...
H: Let me illustrate with this bear.

[DSL]

FAYE: "I remember cutting my hand pretty bad while I was making dinner for the two of us. ... Who's the blonde chick with the bear?"
MARTEN: "No idea."
BLONDE CHICK WITH BEAR: "I saw you in the Emergency Room and you two seemed nice, so I went ahead and signed you up for the apartment in my building that's just gone vacant. Now I gotta go tell the people who live there now, and then get Winslow here a new chassis."

[BenRG]

FAYE: "I'm sorry, Marten but everything for the past year is a blank!"
MARTEN: "That was a big tumble you took off of the step ladder, I'm not surprised!"
HANNELORE: "Your husband, Sven, asked me to give you this!"

[DrBear]

FAYE - I've been out for HOW long?
MARTEN - Let's just say "Happy Valentine's Day"
HANNELORE - I guess I'm supposed to bring you a teddy bear from Vermont. I don't know why.

[Zebediah]

"Faye": "What do you mean, 'brain transplant'?"
Marten: "Faye was brain-dead after her suicide attempt, and you were paralyzed from the neck down after Dora got done with you..."
Hannelore: "Besides, Sven, you always said you were into Faye's body."

[Gladstone]

Pintsize: "I'm sorry, Marten, I tried to stop her!"
Marten: "You did your best."
Hannelore: "The paramedics couldn't save her either. But look on the bright side, you got a new chassis! Top-secret project, had to pull some strings with my dad. Breathe a word of this to anyone and he'll imprison your brain in this bear."

[Is it cold in here?]

Pugnacious Peach: "Is ... is that the bear who sexually assaulted me after my car crash?"
Marten: "Yep. We tracked him down with some help from Hannermom."
Hannelore: "Station suggested that we could help you get closure by letting you confront him."

[miados]

Faye: What happened? Where am I? How long have I been sleeping?
Martin: Almost a year and a half. I still can't believe you did that in the zoo.
Hanners: I brought your baby. He really needs a name soon.

[dexeron]

"Faye": "What do you mean, 'brain transplant'?"
Marten: "Faye was brain-dead after her suicide attempt, and you were paralyzed from the neck down after Dora got done with you..."
Hannelore: "Besides, Sven, you always said you were into Faye's body."

OMG all I can think of is that old "Tales From the Crypt" episode "Spoiled" where the mad scientist's wife is cheating on him with some other guy, and he overhears them making out and saying "I want your body."

So he swaps their heads in an experiment and then says something along the lines of: "You said you wanted each others' bodies!"   

[cesium133]

New headcannon: Claire goes mad, switches from Library Science to a medical degree, so that she can perform that surgery just for the pun of it. 

[dexeron]

Oh jeez I just looked the episode up on Youtube, and he also says: "You lost your heads over each other."

And the intro/outro segments with the Crypt Keeper.  I had forgotten how terrible terribly awesome this show was.  And how many puns they'd squeeze in there.

New headcanon: Claire grew up watching old episodes of this and turned her into the pun machine we all know and love today.

[SubaruStephen]

New headcanon: Claire grew up watching old episodes of this and turned her into the pun machine we all know and love today.

Nah, she's a big reader, Spider Robinson and Peirs Anthony are more likely the cause of her perversion fondness for puns.

[jwhouk]

Pun Thread ====> that way.

[iduguphergrave]

I think I'm gonna do more old panels. Started going through the archives for the first time in awhile and there's some...interesting possibilities.    And so....IMAGE:

[Kugai]

Marten:  "HEY!!  Who turned down the Resolution?!"
Faye:  "He did, something about saving the Program"
Redshirt Guy:  "We had to reduce power to the Holodeck. But don't worry, we still managed to save you!"

[BenRG]

FAYE: "There's something different about you two today?"
MARTEN: "It's our chiselled good looks?"
STEVE: "It's the benefits of our four squares a day!"

[cesium133]

Marten: Are you sure drinking that is a good idea, after all that's happened?
Faye: I will drink what I damn well want to drink.
Steve: Marten, that's root beer.

[Zebediah]

Faye: "If this is what the world looks like when I'm sober, I'm going to start drinking again."
Marten: "It'll pass. You can get some weird hallucinations when you're detoxing."
Steve: "The weirdest part is going to be when you realize that Marten and I are both just hallucinations."

[DSL]

FAYE: "Where do you guys see yourselves in 10 years? Two years our time?"
MARTEN: "Eh. I'm content."
STEVE: "That's questionable."

[Mr. Black Licorice]

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Faye: "I dreamt I was Marigold... and you were Dale."
Martin: "There's someone I want you to meet, Faye..."
Hannelore: "Mommy?"

[Aziraphale]

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Faye: But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and were there. But you couldn't have been could you? No, Aunt Em, this was a real truly live place and I remember some of it wasn't very nice, but most of it was beautiful--but just the same all I kept saying to everybody was "I want to go home," and they sent me home! Doesn't anybody believe me? But anyway, Toto, we're home! Home. And this is my room, and you're all here and I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again. Because I love you all. And... Oh Auntie Em! There's no place like home!

Marten: Okay, I'm guessing you still haven't finished detoxing. Back to sleep with you.

Hanners: Wait, does this mean the Cowardly Bear doesn't get any courage?

[Mr. Black Licorice]

Faye: But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and were there. But you couldn't have been could you? No, Aunt Em, this was a real truly live place and I remember some of it wasn't very nice, but most of it was beautiful--but just the same all I kept saying to everybody was "I want to go home," and they sent me home! Doesn't anybody believe me? But anyway, Toto, we're home! Home. And this is my room, and you're all here and I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again. Because I love you all. And... Oh Auntie Em! There's no place like home!
<Snip>

That's a lot of print for such a small bubble...

[DSL]

Hospital room scene.

FAYE: "Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
MARTEN: "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to."
FAYE: "I don't much care where ..."
HANNELORE: "Then it doesn't much matter which way you go."
FAYE: "... So long as I get somewhere."
THE BEAR: "Oh, you're sure to do that, if only you walk long enough.”

[Aziraphale]

Faye: But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and were there. But you couldn't have been could you? No, Aunt Em, this was a real truly live place and I remember some of it wasn't very nice, but most of it was beautiful--but just the same all I kept saying to everybody was "I want to go home," and they sent me home! Doesn't anybody believe me? But anyway, Toto, we're home! Home. And this is my room, and you're all here and I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again. Because I love you all. And... Oh Auntie Em! There's no place like home!
<Snip>

That's a lot of print for such a small bubble...

She's still a bit out of it, so I'm sure she was speaking in a smaller font. 

[questionablydiscontent]

I think I'm gonna do more old panels. Started going through the archives for the first time in awhile and there's some...interesting possibilities.    And so....IMAGE:

PAST MARTEN: So would you be interested in dating me, or are we just going to be friends?
PAST FAYE: Somehow I did not picture you as being very forward. Maybe the way you described yourself as a "shy indie boy" led me to assume you would have the follow-through attitude of Prince Hamlet. I guess we could try, but I have to warn you that it would inevitably end in disaster. I have some shit to get through.
PAST STEVE: Well, it's better to find that out now than to spend an eternity waiting for one of you to make a move, right?
PAST MARTEN: Don't worry if you're not in a good place. I'll take any sort of relationship, even if it's platonic.
PAST FAYE: This all seems especially convenient. Are you sure that this is not some sort of hypothetical what-if universe showing how easily we could have worked out our problems if we had only been more direct with each other?
PAST STEVE: What is this, a webcomic? Do I have a speech bubble floating above my head?
(I'd caption the previous panel as the end to this dream sequence, but I feel bad enough about insinuating that Marten was a pussy without Present Faye rubbing it in. I'm a pretty spineless guy myself, so I don't want to jab at him hypocritically.)

[Mr. Black Licorice]

Faye: Wow... I feel like a Picasso painting.
Martin: Hey - don't knock it. It's better than you can do, and he's gotten better still!
Steve: He still doesn't draw cereal boxes well, though...

[Endellion]

Steve: Whoa, real old school strip. Lookit the speech bubbles! Very 2003.
Faye: Ugh. I hate meta and fourth wall 'jokes' about as much as I miss my Father
Marten: I think it's about 500 strips too early for that plot point to develop.
Faye: Is inflicting bodily harm going to be a running gag? Because I can see a lot of that happening.