Topic: QC Captions Vol. 205 (Read 4862 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 15 Feb 2015, 15:37 »

Good evening! From now on I think the first panel will be from a current strip, and the second panel from older ones. Let us begin:

Enjoy!

DSL · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 Feb 2015, 15:55 »

MARTEN: "I just had the strangest dream. I followed some chestnut-haired girl across the country and wound up dating a beautiful brunette who's really a blonde and she owned a coffee shop and we broke up and she's dating our boss who's a girl and ..."
CLAIRE: "That's it. No more shrimp before bed."

celticgeek · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 Feb 2015, 15:58 »

Marten: Right there! That freckle looks like a map of Australia!
Claire: No, it looks like a map of Europe.

Gladstone · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 Feb 2015, 15:59 »

CLAIRE: I promise I won't dump you because you gave birth to your best friend.
MARTEN: You better not.

BenRG · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 Feb 2015, 16:00 »

CLAIRE: "I worry that the fans are focussing on all the wrong things about our relationship!"
MARTEN: "Don't worry; Faye lent me her banhammer."

cesium133 · « **Reply #5 on:** 15 Feb 2015, 16:03 »

From 1854

Marten: ...Is that a pimple on your butt?
Claire: Um, yes?
Marten: Jesus, it's the size of a dime! So much for my mental image of you as a flawless angel.
Claire: You're one to talk, Captain Backhair. Which one of your parents was half-Sasquatch?

Mr. Black Licorice · « **Reply #6 on:** 15 Feb 2015, 16:05 »

Claire: "I don't understand; what's so wrong with watching porn with your boyfriend before..."
Martin: "...Pintsize has very strange tastes and I wouldn't want you to get the wrong idea."

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #7 on:** 15 Feb 2015, 17:38 »

Claire: Sorry if that got a bit weird.
Matern: It's ok, I knew what was getting into before this happened, you Redheads are wild in bed. Although I think you just defined the word "wild".

explicit · « **Reply #8 on:** 15 Feb 2015, 17:44 »

C: So that was... good, but why did you do that one thing?
M: Sorry, I learned it from my mother.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #9 on:** 15 Feb 2015, 17:52 »

Marten: "Time for a sharking!"
Claire: ".....What?"

DrBear · « **Reply #10 on:** 15 Feb 2015, 18:42 »

Claire: This is an odd angle to view us from.
Marten Well, Jeph has his rules...

Lubricus · « **Reply #11 on:** 16 Feb 2015, 02:13 »

Claire: Be careful! You might drown in my hair!
Marten: Been there, done that!

Schmee · « **Reply #12 on:** 16 Feb 2015, 02:47 »

Random comic:

Claire: I can't believe this.
Marten: I'm really sorry about your arm.

dexeron · « **Reply #13 on:** 16 Feb 2015, 06:12 »

Claire: Marten! I just heard a crashing noise from outside!
Marten: It's either Pintsize, or a burglar. I hope it's a burglar.

miados · « **Reply #14 on:** 16 Feb 2015, 06:53 »

claire: I finally become ginger and become the companion? I can live with that
Marten: I think thats enough doctor who for you. Besides if you were the doctor I would totally be your companion.

DSL · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 Feb 2015, 15:07 »

Quote from: Lubricus on 16 Feb 2015, 02:13

Claire: Be careful! You might drown in my hair!
Marten: Been there, done that!

MARTEN: "And this is a problem how?"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #16 on:** 17 Feb 2015, 02:35 »

Claire: "Are you sure you're ok with my ... downstairs?"
Marten: "Of course I am! You're a natural redhead! It would be a sin for you to shave!"

BenRG · « **Reply #17 on:** 17 Feb 2015, 02:55 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 17 Feb 2015, 02:35

Claire: "Are you sure you're ok with my ... downstairs?"
Marten: "Of course I am! You're a natural redhead! It would be a sin for you to shave!"

That's just a mite bit too 'R'-rated for the main strip but if Jeph ever started doing subscriber-only strips, I could see that happening. It would be a nice way of thumbing his nose at the overly-curious.

Zebediah · « **Reply #18 on:** 17 Feb 2015, 04:33 »

Claire: "Marten? I know this is weird, but I've always had this fantasy... Will you rub your dick on my ears?"
Marten: "Baby, I am all about ear-fucking."

Reaver · « **Reply #19 on:** 17 Feb 2015, 05:08 »

Claire "My Cleavage looks like a butt

Marten "Can't unsee"

DSL · « **Reply #20 on:** 17 Feb 2015, 06:38 »

Quote from: BenRG on 17 Feb 2015, 02:55

Quote from: Skewbrow on 17 Feb 2015, 02:35
Claire: "Are you sure you're ok with my ... downstairs?"
Marten: "Of course I am! You're a natural redhead! It would be a sin for you to shave!"

That's just a mite bit too 'R'-rated for the main strip but if Jeph ever started doing subscriber-only strips, I could see that happening. It would be a nice way of thumbing his nose at the overly-curious.

Just play the game.

Thrudd · « **Reply #21 on:** 17 Feb 2015, 13:21 »

Claire "G 6"

Marten "You sunk my battleship"

Gladstone · « **Reply #22 on:** 17 Feb 2015, 14:32 »

Quote from: BenRG on 17 Feb 2015, 02:55

Quote from: Skewbrow on 17 Feb 2015, 02:35
Claire: "Are you sure you're ok with my ... downstairs?"
Marten: "Of course I am! You're a natural redhead! It would be a sin for you to shave!"

That's just a mite bit too 'R'-rated for the main strip but if Jeph ever started doing subscriber-only strips, I could see that happening. It would be a nice way of thumbing his nose at the overly-curious.

Nah, Jeph has made pube-jokes before. Marten begged Dora to keep maintaining the "Dora Bianchi International Airport," and Dora once asked Hannelore if the carpet matched the drapes ("Bare wood flooring is easier to keep clean," if memory serves, but someone with better archive-fu than me will have to find it), so it wouldn't be too out-of-bounds for a regular strip...but it would be very weird for Claire to feel insecure enough to ask Marten how he feels now, after they've slept together. Maaaaaybe something inappropriate that Pintsize or Steve would ask, but probably not. Really can't see Jeph going there.

DSL · « **Reply #23 on:** 17 Feb 2015, 15:12 »

I'm not a mod, don't want to be one, don't even play one on TV. Just a forumite with a request. Can the incredibly fine detailed analysis (/diplomacy) stay on the WCDT? I stick around here in IDUHG's corner if the sandbox to avoid that.

Gladstone · « **Reply #24 on:** 17 Feb 2015, 15:21 »

Yeah, sure, sorry. Should've stuck with "Jeph has made pube jokes before" or, better yet, not said anything.

Gladstone · « **Reply #25 on:** 17 Feb 2015, 15:41 »

(Oh, and remember that time Faye caught Steve shaving his junk? Hilarious!)

(Probably time for a new panel, dontcha think?)

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #26 on:** 17 Feb 2015, 16:47 »

Claire: "Did you hear something?"
Marten: "Meh, probably just another person trying to psychoanalyse everything."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #27 on:** 18 Feb 2015, 17:52 »

Heya folks! only 2003 kids will get this:

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #28 on:** 18 Feb 2015, 17:58 »

Sara: "I don't know Faye, my grandma always said her dreams were prophetic! She said her's always came true! Now mine are terrifying me!"
Faye: "Oh for the love of-! Sara, you are not going to be eaten by an Allosaurus!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #29 on:** 18 Feb 2015, 18:02 »

Sara: Faye, I have to leave this place for now. I must fulfill my destiny of becoming a superheroine who delivers pizza. I will return some day under a new name. The others must never know.
Faye: Sure thing, I'll just tell them you were eaten by an allosaurus.

DSL · « **Reply #30 on:** 18 Feb 2015, 18:08 »

SARA: "I hate this job. It's like everyone's watching us, just on the other side of that wall over there, second-guessing what we do, comparing us to people they don't like, demanding we do this or that. I thought Jeph was the boss here."
FAYE: "Maybe you should take that job offer from that old Hammond guy, and go to work at his park."

Zebediah · « **Reply #31 on:** 18 Feb 2015, 18:12 »

Sara: "Why is my neck so skinny? I can't even hold my head up without using my arms!"
Faye: "And yet your boobs are bigger than mine. I thought I was supposed to be the curvy one here."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #32 on:** 19 Feb 2015, 00:49 »

Sara: "So the boy I've been crushing on is crushing on my coworker. Why did my lovelife become like this distorted Picasso painting of a civil war scene?"
Faye: "Guernica? Ouch!"

Alt-Faye: "May be you need a guy who likes odd angles? In art, in life, when making love..."

Gladstone · « **Reply #33 on:** 19 Feb 2015, 01:03 »

"Sara": "...I suppose you're right, Faye. I have learned all I can here, and it is time I returned to my home. The villagers need me; my world needs me. I shall contact the Praeses."
Faye: "What are you talking about? I said Allosaurus, not 'Alice's house'. What's a Praeses? Where are you going? What the hell just happened?"

BenRG · « **Reply #34 on:** 19 Feb 2015, 05:12 »

SARA: "So, the artist spoke to me! He said that, if the fans' response to me doesn't improve, he'll write me out!"

FAYE: "Pfft! What can he do? Feed you to a dinosaur?"

DSL · « **Reply #35 on:** 19 Feb 2015, 19:26 »

SARA: "Man, I'm beat. I'm gonna go down the street and buy some aloe for my sore ass."
FAYE: "Hmmm?"
SARA (under her breath) "Are you even paying attention?"

DrBear · « **Reply #36 on:** 19 Feb 2015, 20:38 »

SARA: I don't think there's room here for someone who is a cute blonde that's a little crazy.
FAYE: Yeah, you'll never see someone like that working here.

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