Broken cup holder issue? - Check
Accelerator pedal unresponsive? - Check
Keys in the wrong place? - Check
A truck ran over the local distribution box or the backhoe just dug up part of the cable? CSR asking to plug and unplug modem/router/etc - check
Blank screen and computer unresponsive? - check, check and still check in this day and age, like come on, where are they getting these people?