Topic: QC Captions Vol. 208 (Read 2407 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 08 Mar 2015, 16:15 »

Hiya, people! FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 08 Mar 2015, 16:22 »

Hannelore: Do you ever have this weird dream where you're inside a comic strip and people are watching you live your life and they live in a primitive universe where there are no AnthroPCs and there are no gigantic spaceships run by my dad and those people are watching me tell you this right now and they have a forum where they talk about us and sometimes people are banned from this forum for being creepy and did you see what they said about you and...
Marigold: No.

DSL · « **Reply #2 on:** 08 Mar 2015, 17:47 »

HANNERS: "Shouldn't there be yarn? I'm pretty sure you can't do a cat's cradle without yarn. What's the book say? It's gotta say something about yarn."
MARIGOLD: "Hang on hang on hang on dangit."

Aziraphale · « **Reply #3 on:** 08 Mar 2015, 17:57 »

Hanners: “In the end, we get older, we kill everyone who loves us through the worries we give them, through the troubled tenderness we inspire in them, and the fears we ceaselessly cause.”

Marigold: "Butts."

Zebediah · « **Reply #4 on:** 08 Mar 2015, 18:18 »

Hannelore: "HUGE boobs covered in cake batter!"
Marigold: "It was just a dream, Hannelore. And it wasn't even your dream."

osaka · « **Reply #5 on:** 08 Mar 2015, 18:57 »

Inspired by current events...

HANNERS: "So apparently Dora and Tai have-"
MAR-BEAR: "NOPE"

DrBear · « **Reply #6 on:** 08 Mar 2015, 19:15 »

Hanners - "I'm telling you, the panties were THIS big, and they had JUICY printed on them!"
Mar-bear - "Nope, aren't in this book."

BenRG · « **Reply #7 on:** 09 Mar 2015, 00:48 »

HANNERS: "So, I've found out that I'm a cybernetically- and genetically-augmented clone of my mother and she's planning to erase my mind and implant her own consciousness so that she can live forever! What's more, I can interface with any electronics just by being in the same room and..."

MARIGOLD: "Mmm... Cute man-butts..."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #8 on:** 09 Mar 2015, 04:23 »

Hanners: "... chain rule is easy. You see, when the value of the parameter t causes both x and y to change, these both have an effect on the value of z, and the chain rule simply tells you that you should add these two effects together..."
Marigold: "I think that in this book a chain rule means something else."

Zebediah · « **Reply #9 on:** 09 Mar 2015, 15:03 »

Hannelore: ♫ The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the queen.

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried!

Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know! ♫

Marigold: "Oh, let it go already."

jwhouk · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 Mar 2015, 15:13 »

Marigold as Anna, Hannelore as Elsa, and a cease & desist letter from Disney...

osaka · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 Mar 2015, 15:24 »

That's about par for the course for Jeph and for Disney.

jwhouk · « **Reply #12 on:** 09 Mar 2015, 16:36 »

Did you see the little C&D he got from Walmart?

osaka · « **Reply #13 on:** 09 Mar 2015, 16:39 »

I did. That's why I said "for Jeph".
My point was that Disney is eager to throw C&D letters like fun-sized candies.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #14 on:** 11 Mar 2015, 16:22 »

NEXT PANELLLL:

Aziraphale · « **Reply #15 on:** 11 Mar 2015, 16:30 »

Pintsize: What a lovely, lovely voice. Let the games begin!
Faye: One more word out of you and I'll give you a head-wedgie you'll never forget.

Zebediah · « **Reply #16 on:** 11 Mar 2015, 16:38 »

Pintsize: "For my next trick..."
Faye: "... you better pull a disappearing act, because I do not know how you got my underwear off me without me realizing it but when I catch you I am taking it back and then scattering pieces of you all over Massachusetts."

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 15:49 »

PINTSIZE: "Butts."
FAYE: "Boobs."

Or

PINTSIZE: "ymmph mphstmpffff"
FAYE: "That's 'Yes Mistress!' Enunciate!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #18 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 15:05 »

Pintsize: I said something mean and Marten put Claire's underwear on my head.
Faye: Yeah, that happens...

Skewbrow · « **Reply #19 on:** 15 Mar 2015, 05:51 »

Pintsize: "I didn't steal these. Them caressing your hindquarters caused static electricity to build up, so they just stuck to me."
Faye (reaching for a magnet): "Those were a clean pair."

or

Pintsize: "It's true what they say. Walk a mile in woman's panties, and you get a different view of the world ."
Faye: "The legbands are covering half of your eyes."

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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