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Total Members Voted: 54

Voting closed: 01 Apr 2015, 05:42

[Neko_Ali]

April first draws near. I wonder if we're going to be pranked again.

All I can say is Butts...

[valkygrrl]

Not being able to use a public restroom - including one at work - is a dead giveaway.

Because that's what we were totally talking about in regards to Claire's social circle... Way to derail.

[ZoeB]

Because that's what we were totally talking about in regards to Claire's social circle... Way to derail.

Her social circle would have noticed stuff like that - if it existed in the QC-verse. That it apparently doesn't means that assumptions we make based on this instantiation of the multiverse may not apply.

[Penquin47]

And in this one... Texas HB1747 makes it illegal for anyone with female ID to use a male restroom, while HB1748 makes it illegal for anyone with XY chromosomes to use a female one.

Not being able to use a public restroom - including one at work - is a dead giveaway.

Maybe such asshattery is confined to the way AIs are treated in the QC-verse. Anyway, it's why I identify more with Momo than Claire.

Not that I'm surprised, but, seriously, Texas?  I'd ask what the bloody hell is wrong with my state, but sadly, I already know.  We're the assholes who produced Ted Cruz after all.
(Who does the chromosome check to make SURE that woman using the female restroom is a cis woman?  What about people who are XO or XXY?  Does the Texas Legislature really have nothing better to do with its time than play bathroom police?)

And what about that thing at gas stations where the line for the women's room is out the door and there are like three men in the store so some brave women decide to use the men's room because hey, they gotta pee and none of the men are using it?

[ZoeB]

Not that I'm surprised, but, seriously, Texas?  I'd ask what the bloody hell is wrong with my state...

The Florida one's nearly as bad. Some that have been defeated in the past in other states were worse. So it's not just Texas.

Meanwhile in the QC-verse...

[Omega Entity]

Okay, this may be a bit of a derail, but how much does Pintsize weigh?  Marten appears to be one-handing him here.  If he has a metal phallus on his head, he probably weighs more (unless that's aircraft aluminum).

Nah, he's two-handing Pintsize. You can see Marten's arm in the background and the tips of his fingers on the other side of Pintsize's head.

[Rghfrgl]

The april fools prank is not uploading a comic and making me refresh over and over.

[SubaruStephen]

The april fools prank is not uploading a comic and making me refresh over and over.

Hmmm. That just gave me an idea for a prank that I couldn't actually do myself.

The prank is that the new comic is a gif, BUT it's 5 minutes long and the first 4:45 minutes are of the previous day's comic so that every one would keep hitting refresh and thus never see the new part.

 

[celticgeek]

Hanners - Crowbar Super Heroine!!!!!

[cesium133]

New comic.

Stupid sexy firemen. 

[MrNumbers]

They aren't sweaty or smelly in her imagination. Her imagination is clean.

Well, it's clean right up until it gets dirty. Bow chicka wow-wow!

... scratch that. Her idea of a good time is probably snuggling up to his muscular chest (oh my!) as they watch a documentary on the history of bleach.

[Aziraphale]

Okay, this may be a bit of a derail, but how much does Pintsize weigh?  Marten appears to be one-handing him here.  If he has a metal phallus on his head, he probably weighs more (unless that's aircraft aluminum).

Nah, he's two-handing Pintsize. You can see Marten's arm in the background and the tips of his fingers on the other side of Pintsize's head.

I kept waiting for Marten to use the dildo as a carry handle.

Re: Comic: Chekov's crowbar?

[Gladstone]

What...what would a cruise ship full of sexy nude firemen need a crowbar for?



Are there a lot of elevators?

[Is it cold in here?]

Some questions are better left unexamined

It's fun to see wacky QC make a re-appearance.

[YourBuddyBill]

I still think the crowbar needed to see a Half-Life reference.

[hedgie]

The question on my mind is if the kittens are alive, dead, or bloody furious when Hanners opens the box to check on them.

[Omega Entity]

The question on my mind is if the kittens are alive, dead, or bloody furious when Hanners opens the box to check on them.

There's holes in the box, so for my peace of mind I'm assuming they're alive. Even fictional dead kittens make me incredibly sad 

As for the comic as a whole - I think this is my new favorite 

[Kugai]

Pizza Girls new Sidekick


Crowbar Girl.

[BenRG]

Like Hannelore, I believe in always being prepared. However, the scenarios she visualises? Well, all that I can say is this: She needs to find a boyfriend. Now. Before something explodes or she's arrested for trying to hide webcams in the locker rooms and showers of the fire station!

Is this an April Fool's joke? I don't know about that; I, for one, consider this in-character for Hanners. It also is one of a very occasional sequence reminding us that Hanners does have sexual desires and that her needs are slowly getting more intense.

[hedgie]

The question on my mind is if the kittens are alive, dead, or bloody furious when Hanners opens the box to check on them.

There's holes in the box, so for my peace of mind I'm assuming they're alive. Even fictional dead kittens make me incredibly sad 

I don't think that anyone has actually Schrödingered a cat before.  The immediate reference was to Pratchett (who added the "bloody furious").

[BenRG]

If Hanners were to buy a kitty (unlikely due to litter tray and hairballs), she would name it Schrödinger because of her father. It would, of course, quickly demonstrate superpowers based on quantum uncertainty because that's the sort of joke Jeph would like.

[Storel]

Testing: uǝʇɹɐW, ǝʎɐℲ, ɐɹoᗡ, Tai, ǝɹıɐןƆ, testing...

Aha, I was right: the forum is turning people's names upside down today, presumably for April Fool's Day. Apparently Tai and ǝɹoןǝuuɐH got omitted from the list of those to overturn.

Oho, interesting. Apparently it's doing the names of some moderators, too: Loki, Is It Cold in Here?, and pwhodges. Or perhaps only when it displays their names as links to their profiles?

Yes, it shows their names upside down in the column specifying who started each thread, but not when I just type them.

Edit: typo now->not.

[Nepiophage]

Testing: uǝʇɹɐW, ǝʎɐℲ, ɐɹoᗡ, Tai, ǝɹıɐןƆ, testing...

Aha, I was right: the forum is turning people's names upside down today, presumably for April Fool's Day. Apparently Tai and Hannelore got omitted from the list of those to overturn.

pןoƃᴉɹɐW, Cosettte, Sven, ǝןɐᗡ, Emily, ǝʌǝʇS, Jim, Veronica,  Penelope, Momo, Pintsize, Winslow

[Storel]

oɯoW. May, Winslow, ǝzᴉsʇuᴉԀ, snɓu∀, Sara, Penelope, Pizza Girl, Will, Jimbo...

[NilsO]

Dick first is better than ass backwards.
(Does anyone venture to disagree?)

I disagree. In QC (and now also in AG), it is always butts first
Re: ǝzᴉsʇuᴉԀ - I am surprised the dick is not attached in it's usual place (ǝzᴉsʇuᴉԀ has been dry humping before), but I guess Jeph found that too risky.

I kept waiting for uǝʇɹɐW to use the dildo as a carry handle.

Probably too risky as well.

I'm told that nail varnish remover is highly effective as a solvent for super-glue.

Be careful. Nail varnish remover is mostly acetone, which ʎɐW dissolve certain plastics, rubbers, and other organic compounds. It has never been stated which surface material is covering ǝzᴉsʇuᴉԀ. It could be thin metal sheets (his head is very dentable), but some plastics material is also possible.

The question on my mind is if the kittens are alive, dead, or bloody furious when sɹǝuuɐH opens the box to check on them.

Schrodinger's kittens?

Is this an April Fool's joke? I don't know about that; I, for one, consider this in-character for sɹǝuuɐH. It also is one of a very occasional sequence reminding us that sɹǝuuɐH does have sexual desires and that her needs are slowly getting more intense.

They aren't sweaty or smelly in her imagination. Her imagination is clean.

It is definitely in-character for sɹǝuuɐH. She has sexual desires; unfortunately, they don't match reality (although she apparently does tolerate a little body hair). Today's comic is definitely going to be my new favorite. sɹǝuuɐH the Crowbar Girl.

Re: April Fool's joke: Very good! I was really confused, until I realized which day it is
EDIT: Can we have uǝʌS upside down too, please?
EDIT2: If we also substitute certain names for others (Claire <-> Faye, Marten <-> Sven), it is going to cause complete mayhem

[Storel]

Ooh, interesting, it's adding names as we post. Now sɹǝuuɐH and ǝɹoןǝuuɐH both show upside-down -- they weren't at first.

I suspect an Admin is adding names as we find them.. . 

Let's see, which admin is currently on line... ah, pwhodges, of course. 

[Rghfrgl]

 

She's not upside down ; ;

[Tophwells]

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the mind of Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham.

[Thrillho]

This is probably my favourite QC ever.

[snubnose]

I thought Hanners had found out that reallife firemen are kind of dirty and sweaty ?

[BenRG]

I thought sɹǝuuɐH had found out that reallife firemen are kind of dirty and sweaty?

This is a fantasy. Fantasy =/= reality and knowledge of reality in no way affects fantasies. So, leave sɹǝuuɐH to her oiled semi-naked firemen, killjoy!

[Tova]

MADNESS 

[gopher]

What...what would a cruise ship full of sexy nude firemen need a crowbar for?



Are there a lot of elevators?

You know what they say about the Navy? How do they seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar.

[War Sparrow]

I have never identified with Hannelore more than I do now. Sometimes, a person just wants a heavy metal object and to look at big burly dudes. And if those things include kittens, so much the better.

[Zebediah]

The question on my mind is if the kittens are alive, dead, or bloody furious when sɹǝuuɐH opens the box to check on them.

Pick any two. And hope the answer isn't "dead and bloody furious".

[DrBear]

Just because I have to check ... Sara and Gabby

[bhtooefr]

Ellen
Natasha

[Torlek]

I still think the crowbar needed to see a Half-Life reference.

MAYBE IT IS. The crowbar appears in comic 2929, there are two 2's and two 9's, 9 is 3^2....HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3 PARTS 1 AND 2 CONFIRMED!

[Akima]

"Hey, you sass that hoopy Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham? There's a frood who really knows where her crowbar is."

[jwhouk]

Some questions are better left unexamined

It's fun to see wacky QC make a re-appearance.

Very funny.

(Let's see: Marten, Pintsize, Steve, Faye, Dora, Raven,  Hannelore, Momo, Marigold, Dale, Angus...)

[pwhodges]

Cosettte

Will

Spell their names correctly.

[valkygrrl]

Ahh April fools when people play at it. *Disdainful sniff* Some of us are fools 365 days a year.

[cesium133]

Next year, I'll be a fool for 366 days!

[chaospersonified]

Next year, I'll be a fool for 366 days!

Makin' me feel like a slacker over here. I only counted up 364 days last year. I took April 1st off, because irony

[Omega Entity]

The question on my mind is if the kittens are alive, dead, or bloody furious when sɹǝuuɐH opens the box to check on them.

There's holes in the box, so for my peace of mind I'm assuming they're alive. Even fictional dead kittens make me incredibly sad 

I don't think that anyone has actually Schrödingered a cat before.  The immediate reference was to Pratchett (who added the "bloody furious").

Ah, see, I never read his books, so the reference was totally lost on me 

[valkygrrl]

Ah, see, I never read his books, so the reference was totally lost on me 

If you come visit me I totally promise not to bury you up to your neck in sci-fi and fantasy books and force you to read your way out.*




*not an actual promise

[chaospersonified]

Ah, see, I never read his books, so the reference was totally lost on me 

If you come visit me I totally promise not to bury you up to your neck in sci-fi and fantasy books and force you to read your way out.*




*not an actual promise

Is this offer only open to Omega, or could others apply? The library in my tiny town is sadly lacking in Pratchett and I'm broke... I've been meaning to read something from him since I found out Neil Gaiman wrote a book with him

[wlewisiii]

Ah, see, I never read his books, so the reference was totally lost on me 

If you come visit me I totally promise not to bury you up to your neck in sci-fi and fantasy books and force you to read your way out.*




*not an actual promise

Is this offer only open to Omega, or could others apply? The library in my tiny town is sadly lacking in Pratchett and I'm broke... I've been meaning to read something from him since I found out Neil Gaiman wrote a book with him

Pro-tip: Find "Good Omens" first. That's the Gaiman/Pratchett book and, frankly, the most exquisite place to start. Almost as good as the glorious "American Gods".

[NilsO]

Hehe. My personal message and sig looks even better now. But should not the butts substitution be upside down as well?

[Rghfrgl]

I thought sɹǝuuɐH had found out that reallife firemen are kind of dirty and sweaty ?

There's no dirt in Hanners dirty thoughts!