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QC Captions Vol. 211
« on: 29 Mar 2015, 13:50 »

DICKS. DICKS EVERYWHERE:



HEAR THAT, INDIANA?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #1 on: 29 Mar 2015, 14:05 »

PINTSIZE: "Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear-"
MARTEN: "We do not condone any instances of the Ying Yang Twins in this household Pintsize. I'm afraid you'll get duct-taped to a wall for the next 2 days"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #2 on: 29 Mar 2015, 14:06 »

PINTSIZE: Sit on my face!
MARTEN: I'm not prepared for this.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #3 on: 29 Mar 2015, 14:10 »

PINTSIZE: "My dream has finally come true!!!"

MARTEN: "Don't ask, Claire. He's in his happy place."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #4 on: 29 Mar 2015, 14:31 »

Pintsize: A DICKHEAD IS A PERSON IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, IN YOUR NEIGH-BOR-HOOD
Marten: "My childhood memories of Sesame Street are now officially ruined."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #5 on: 29 Mar 2015, 15:29 »

Pintsize: "I'll ask Hannelore knit me a condom for the wintertime."
Marten: "Don't make me LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM again."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #6 on: 29 Mar 2015, 16:11 »

Pintsize: "I'll ask Hannelore knit me a condom for the wintertime."
Marten: "Don't make me LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM again."
Pintsize: "No, that's why I asked Hannelore. She has her own loom."
Marten: "I was wondering what that sound coming from upstairs was."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #7 on: 29 Mar 2015, 19:59 »

MARTEN: "Where'd you get that?"
DILDO: "Beats me. Started out as a lump on my ass."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #8 on: 30 Mar 2015, 16:32 »

Pintsize: *singing Monty Pythons' "Sit On My Face"*
Marten: I'm not sure if that song's meant for me or you.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #9 on: 01 Apr 2015, 02:39 »

PINTSIZE: "How many dicks does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
MARTEN: "One, after you get the base off. And mind the edges."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #10 on: 01 Apr 2015, 17:17 »

Pintsize has been making his way into a lot of these lately, hasn't he?




Also, a sad but necessary announcement: My grandfather died this morning. Even more unfortunately, he died out of state, so right now I'm not sure when the funeral's gonna be. Because of this, next weeks caption might be a day or so late, so I apologize in advance if this happens. Thanks.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #11 on: 01 Apr 2015, 17:30 »

Here, have a hug if you need it.


PINTSIZE: "PUT ME IN THE GROUND YOU MERE MORTAL, AND FETCH MY ROD"
MARTEN: "Dammit Faye, this is your fault"
FAYE: "While it may be true, "his rod" is no longer anyways"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #12 on: 01 Apr 2015, 18:12 »

Sorry to hear about your grandfather. Another hug if you need it.

Pintsize: "Wanna suck face?"
Marten: "Hell no!"
Faye: "You might want to keep his feet away from your nether regions. Or not, as long as I don't have to see it."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 211
« Reply #13 on: 01 Apr 2015, 19:18 »

The caption is far less important than your grandfather. Please accept my condolences.
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