Will the return of old style Pintsize please the commentatoriate? Stay tuned.
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I "liked" your post just for the pleasure of the word "commentatoriate".
It's about time the QC Wiki had an entry for dildoes.
They've made more appearances in the comic than Sara and Gabby combined.
You have a good point.
Then again, so do most dildoes...
Okay, am I the only one who wants to hear the beginning of that joke? As it stands, it's meaningless and just a verbal lead-in to Pintsize's new body mod. Who would mistake Clinton for a dildo and why? Ah, I don't know; maybe I'm just thinking too hard about something that was always meant to be a throwaway.
Could have sworn I saw someone else mention this, but I can't find it now. There's a similarly weird punchline that's become a long-term running gag in
Least I Could Do: "And that's when I bought the horse a prostitute!"
Even if this one doesn't become a running gag, I'm pretty sure we'll never hear the beginning of the joke. I doubt that Jeph even wrote it -- he probably only wrote the punchline, knowing that he'd drive the readership crazy trying to figure out the rest of the joke. The actual joke could never live up to the mystery created by just the punchline.
You mean it's Clinton, who is a dildo?
Claire could have been mistaken when she said "That's no dildo, that's my brother!"
Maybe her brother IS a dildo and she just never realized because, hey, who pays that much attention to their little brother?
Although he doesn't really look much like a dildo to me...