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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #150 on: 27 Apr 2015, 20:15 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #151 on: 27 Apr 2015, 21:41 »

I've read Fan Fiction shorter.
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« Reply #152 on: 28 Apr 2015, 01:25 »

I once read a short story compilation by an author (not Neil Gaiman, some other Neil...) in which one of the only selling points on this unreleased compilation was a single sentence short story.

One sentence.

Wow.
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« Reply #153 on: 28 Apr 2015, 01:34 »

"And when he woke up, the dinosaur was still in there".

Am I wrong? Seriously, that shit's everywhere.
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« Reply #154 on: 28 Apr 2015, 03:52 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #155 on: 28 Apr 2015, 04:07 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #156 on: 28 Apr 2015, 04:16 »

This is strangely motivating


You either die a hero, or live long enough to become another hero/anti-hero
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« Reply #157 on: 28 Apr 2015, 07:38 »

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« Reply #158 on: 28 Apr 2015, 08:42 »



Shipwreck of a yacht from the early 20th century in Lake Michigan.  This image was taken from the air.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #161 on: 28 Apr 2015, 12:45 »

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« Reply #162 on: 30 Apr 2015, 04:27 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #164 on: 30 Apr 2015, 13:49 »





Mortal Kombat X hidden intros [x]
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« Reply #165 on: 30 Apr 2015, 14:57 »

But ... but .... THERE'S NO CARBONITE!!!!
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« Reply #166 on: 30 Apr 2015, 16:25 »

Over the past few days, and since I was for a while on the livestream, I'm watching a VOD of a dude's 30h stream. More interesting than TV at least.

The thing is, he starts playing Hatsune Miku Project Diva F 2nd. And that game has the translation to the lyrics of the vocaloids just so you can see it while you're pressing the buttons.

All this is basically an introduction to the question: Are the writers of vocaloid songs sociopaths? Seriously. There's some really fucked up shit going on on those lyrics.
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« Reply #167 on: 01 May 2015, 00:46 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #168 on: 01 May 2015, 06:00 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #169 on: 01 May 2015, 07:06 »

That could explain a lot of Australian fauna actually.
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« Reply #170 on: 01 May 2015, 07:40 »

Maybe god had a gallon can of Fosters by his side.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #172 on: 01 May 2015, 17:11 »

Maybe god had a gallon can of Fosters by his side.
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« Reply #173 on: 01 May 2015, 18:13 »





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« Reply #174 on: 01 May 2015, 21:05 »

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« Reply #175 on: 01 May 2015, 21:05 »

I FUCKING WANT ONE.
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« Reply #176 on: 02 May 2015, 04:12 »

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« Reply #178 on: 02 May 2015, 08:16 »



I remember that quest in Warcraft! Where did they get those armor transmog sets though. So bland.. where's the spikes and big shoulder pads?
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« Reply #179 on: 02 May 2015, 10:50 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #180 on: 02 May 2015, 11:26 »

I love how fast they go from "heh, cute, that kid thinks he's Jean Val-oh, shit, he is Jean Valjean.
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« Reply #181 on: 02 May 2015, 20:05 »






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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #182 on: 02 May 2015, 20:33 »

I want that chain chomp *and* those cute kittehs.
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« Reply #183 on: 03 May 2015, 09:25 »

Blah linked the wrong thing and now I cant find it haha.
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« Reply #184 on: 03 May 2015, 09:36 »

I love how fast they go from "heh, cute, that kid thinks he's Jean Val-oh, shit, he is Jean Valjean.

I haven't seen Les Mis and I did that.
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« Reply #185 on: 03 May 2015, 13:15 »

I probably would've too if I hadn't been thrown off by the audience laughing at first, but once they shut up...yeah.

Edit: But wait, there's more!

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« Reply #186 on: 05 May 2015, 01:24 »

That is a thing of beauty.
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« Reply #187 on: 05 May 2015, 02:49 »

But I like graphs!
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« Reply #188 on: 05 May 2015, 02:59 »

I had largely presumed the joke was not really at the expense of graphs.
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« Reply #190 on: 05 May 2015, 06:38 »

But I like graphs!
So look at one! :parrot:
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« Reply #191 on: 05 May 2015, 07:35 »

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« Reply #192 on: 05 May 2015, 08:33 »

Look at this graph

Fuck that thing. I laughed so hard.
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« Reply #193 on: 05 May 2015, 09:03 »

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« Reply #194 on: 05 May 2015, 09:05 »

"You missed."
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« Reply #195 on: 05 May 2015, 09:47 »

It still bugs me how the cut makes it look like the bottle switches directions.
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« Reply #196 on: 05 May 2015, 10:05 »

She curved the shot.
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« Reply #197 on: 05 May 2015, 10:35 »



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« Reply #198 on: 06 May 2015, 01:58 »

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« Reply #199 on: 06 May 2015, 02:26 »

That shit is DARK.
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