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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #700 on: 30 Jul 2015, 09:29 »

Haha oh, I must've missed that.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #701 on: 30 Jul 2015, 19:18 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #702 on: 31 Jul 2015, 03:31 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #703 on: 31 Jul 2015, 06:21 »

about an inch below the F



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moving on

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #704 on: 31 Jul 2015, 14:08 »

Its apparently national cheesecake day.



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« Reply #705 on: 31 Jul 2015, 17:53 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #706 on: 31 Jul 2015, 18:40 »

about an inch below the F

Nope, that's his sister or his girlfriend (I can never remember which she is supposed to be)


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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #707 on: 31 Jul 2015, 20:45 »

Psh, I already posted her in the pun thread!
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #708 on: 01 Aug 2015, 10:01 »

Fucking epic...


1,000-musician arrangement of Foo Fighter's Learn to Fly, done to try to persuade them to do a concert in their city (Cesena, Italy)

EDIT: Apparently, it worked - http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/07/foo-fighters-to-visit-cesena-italy/
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #709 on: 01 Aug 2015, 16:38 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #710 on: 02 Aug 2015, 13:00 »



« Last Edit: 02 Aug 2015, 13:47 by LeeC »
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« Reply #712 on: 03 Aug 2015, 05:28 »

This is some cool animation.

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« Reply #713 on: 03 Aug 2015, 06:17 »

Haha I posted that back on page 78-)
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #714 on: 03 Aug 2015, 06:21 »

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« Reply #715 on: 03 Aug 2015, 06:45 »

Haha I posted that back on page 78-)
Well there's a first time for everything.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #716 on: 04 Aug 2015, 05:47 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #717 on: 04 Aug 2015, 05:55 »

Probably for the best, really.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #718 on: 04 Aug 2015, 07:19 »



That Mark Hamill is such a joker.
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« Reply #719 on: 04 Aug 2015, 10:01 »

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« Reply #721 on: 04 Aug 2015, 15:46 »

Ravens half sister?
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« Reply #722 on: 04 Aug 2015, 15:51 »

Nah, it's the kid she had with Jesse Pinkman.
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« Reply #723 on: 04 Aug 2015, 15:53 »

Before or after she hooked up with Starfire?
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« Reply #724 on: 04 Aug 2015, 15:58 »

Yes.
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« Reply #725 on: 04 Aug 2015, 16:06 »

Thank you Kosh
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« Reply #726 on: 04 Aug 2015, 19:13 »

Hey guys, If I said you had a PLACEHOLDER FOR BODY, would you hold it against me? :emotrex:
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« Reply #728 on: 05 Aug 2015, 04:04 »

As if Philadelphia hadn't taken enough losses to Canadian folks after the Drake vs Meek Mill beef.
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« Reply #729 on: 05 Aug 2015, 11:37 »

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« Reply #731 on: 05 Aug 2015, 17:16 »

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« Reply #732 on: 05 Aug 2015, 17:34 »

Hahaha, what is that?
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« Reply #733 on: 05 Aug 2015, 19:38 »

Lockheed Martin P-791 experimental hybrid cargo airship prototype that someone put a funny face on.
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« Reply #735 on: 06 Aug 2015, 10:50 »

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“oh hey,” she said, “it’s a really touristy area, but since you’re gonna be passing through anyway, you might as well stop by pier 29, see the dragons. also, there’s a—”

“hold on,” i said. “i knew your city had mountains, but. dragons? uh, actual living dragons?”

“dude, it’s not a big deal. they’re there all the time. of course they’re majestic and everything, but they’re loud and cranky and mostly they lie around eating garbage. now and then the city council will talk about trying to make them roost somewhere else, but—”

“dragons,” i repeated. i knew it was making me sound like a rube, but it was a lot to take in. “you live in a city that has dragons.”

“no, it’s cool, we used to go see them when i was a little kid. it’s worth doing. but that whole area is mostly dragon-themed gift shops, and the commercialization is kind of a bummer. also, sometimes a dragon will melt somebody’s car and it’s a whole problem.”

“fairytale-style, giant scaly fire-breathing dragons.”

“honestly, i forget other cities don’t have them?” she said. “there’s a few other sites on the west coast where they gather. portland calls them wyverns, but that’s a portland thing.”

“chicago’s got, like, bunnies and songbirds,” i told her, “but otherwise it’s just your typical vermin. pigeons, rats, sphinxes—”

“sphinxes? what the hell.”

“oh, yeah, they nest in the el tunnels. sometimes a fucking sphinx will flap down out of nowhere, bring the whole train to a halt until the front car answers a riddle.”

“that sounds exciting,” she said.

“it’s the worst. your train winds up being twenty minutes late, and you just have to hang out hoping somebody up there read their mythology. there’s supposed to be a program where the conductors get trained in riddling, but i don’t know. rahm emmanuel keeps saying it’s not a budget priority.”

“huh,” she said. “guess the grass is always greener and all that. but on some level, it’s nice to remember that even with all these big box stores, the country still has some variety left in it.”

“yeah, did you know that in rhode island they call water fountains ‘bubblers’?” i said.

“whoa, seriously?”

“i read it somewhere. weird, right?”

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« Reply #736 on: 06 Aug 2015, 12:29 »

No, no, no. Chicago has the werewolves. The sphinxes are based in Minneapolis.
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« Reply #737 on: 06 Aug 2015, 12:51 »

That sounds like a highly condensed script of a Subnormality comic.
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« Reply #738 on: 06 Aug 2015, 16:43 »

« Last Edit: 06 Aug 2015, 23:33 by Masterpiece »
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« Reply #739 on: 06 Aug 2015, 17:06 »

You know you're living 2015 when.....




a robotic arm services your car....

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« Reply #740 on: 06 Aug 2015, 18:00 »

Marty and Doc never foresaw a Tesla, though.
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« Reply #741 on: 06 Aug 2015, 18:07 »



Not quite a fail, in my opinion.
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« Reply #742 on: 06 Aug 2015, 18:23 »

Maybe if you're a bridezilla. I'd chalk that up in the #WeddingWin column.
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« Reply #743 on: 07 Aug 2015, 00:54 »



Know your rights:
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« Reply #744 on: 07 Aug 2015, 15:13 »

Was that Neil DeGrass Tyson who kicked down the door?
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« Reply #745 on: 08 Aug 2015, 09:11 »

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« Reply #746 on: 08 Aug 2015, 14:57 »

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« Reply #747 on: 08 Aug 2015, 16:17 »



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« Reply #749 on: 09 Aug 2015, 03:40 »

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