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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #750 on: 09 Aug 2015, 09:28 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #752 on: 09 Aug 2015, 13:04 »

Silly cat can't spell "you".
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #753 on: 09 Aug 2015, 13:31 »

Of course I can escape death: \Death.   :claireface:
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #754 on: 10 Aug 2015, 02:47 »

No, no, no. Chicago has the werewolves.
I thought it was London:
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #755 on: 10 Aug 2015, 06:23 »

They have black hawks, bears and cubs, bulls, and some wolves - but they're minor.
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« Reply #756 on: 10 Aug 2015, 19:32 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #757 on: 11 Aug 2015, 01:40 »

They have black hawks, bears and cubs, bulls, and some wolves - but they're minor.
I heard about those! 'The minor Wolves, the major lift', right?
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #758 on: 11 Aug 2015, 04:26 »



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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #759 on: 11 Aug 2015, 04:30 »

That post got caught in a landslide.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #760 on: 11 Aug 2015, 04:41 »

Too many panels to post so here is the link.

GOP Pundit Rick Wilson Calls Donald Trump a "Giant, Epic Douche-Canoe" Live on CNN Tonight with Don Lemon
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #761 on: 11 Aug 2015, 05:04 »

God damn, hodgy. Didn't expect dickbutt. :psyduck: (Train post, not the titanic post obvs)
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #762 on: 11 Aug 2015, 05:15 »

No one expects dickbutt.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #764 on: 11 Aug 2015, 14:00 »


Side note: this is the image Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks.

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Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks depicts a supposedly historical tableau, set in 1676, and based on the legend of Cossacks sending a reply to an ultimatum of the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV.

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O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

Another side note: this is the earliest use of "fuck your mother" that I personally know of (without having actively researched the matter at all). Unless of course you count Shakespeare's "Villain, I've done thy mother".
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #765 on: 11 Aug 2015, 15:25 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #766 on: 12 Aug 2015, 04:14 »

This is slightly cringe-worthy so I am putting it in a spoiler.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #767 on: 12 Aug 2015, 18:54 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #768 on: 12 Aug 2015, 19:05 »

Re-watching this scene now explains a lot about my behavior as an adult.

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« Reply #769 on: 13 Aug 2015, 14:27 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #770 on: 13 Aug 2015, 14:38 »

When will then be now?
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #771 on: 13 Aug 2015, 14:40 »

Now
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #772 on: 13 Aug 2015, 15:09 »

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« Reply #773 on: 13 Aug 2015, 20:15 »

Hahahahahaha, very nice.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #774 on: 13 Aug 2015, 21:55 »

This was taken in the US and is in miles per hour rather than kilometers per hour.

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #775 on: 13 Aug 2015, 21:57 »

Because fuck that school that's why.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #776 on: 13 Aug 2015, 22:01 »

I laughed at the "when flashing" before I realized the 50 was the point. I am a grown-up I swear.
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« Reply #777 on: 13 Aug 2015, 22:01 »

I laughed at the "when flashing" before I realized the 50 was the point. I am a grown-up I swear.

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #778 on: 13 Aug 2015, 22:04 »

You shouldn't.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #779 on: 13 Aug 2015, 22:10 »

Natural selection.  :evil:
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #780 on: 13 Aug 2015, 22:22 »

I sting.  It's my nature.
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« Reply #781 on: 13 Aug 2015, 22:23 »

You also rock us like a hurricane.
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« Reply #782 on: 13 Aug 2015, 22:27 »

Hurricanes are caused by air. Not rock.
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« Reply #783 on: 13 Aug 2015, 22:49 »

Is there a hurricane in the air tonight?
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« Reply #784 on: 13 Aug 2015, 22:55 »

I think it's the sleeping lion you are hearing.
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« Reply #785 on: 13 Aug 2015, 22:56 »

To be fair, like all cats, lions probably sleep 16-18 hours in any 24 hour period.
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« Reply #786 on: 13 Aug 2015, 22:57 »

Particularly male ones do, as it's the females who do the hunting.
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« Reply #787 on: 14 Aug 2015, 03:36 »

I always feel bad for the little girl
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« Reply #788 on: 14 Aug 2015, 05:27 »

I have no idea what's going on.
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« Reply #789 on: 14 Aug 2015, 08:41 »

Boy is dancing with girl in red.  Girl in blue cuts in.  Boy refuses to dance with her, instead does a solo jig.  Girl in blue cries.
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« Reply #790 on: 14 Aug 2015, 09:24 »

Oh. Well she should've waoted her turn.
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« Reply #791 on: 14 Aug 2015, 09:44 »



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« Reply #792 on: 14 Aug 2015, 14:02 »

Bilbo woke up to find a supermarket had been build next to his home. There was no sign of this the night before. It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area.

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« Reply #793 on: 14 Aug 2015, 15:56 »

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Jons
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« Reply #795 on: 15 Aug 2015, 03:13 »

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« Reply #796 on: 15 Aug 2015, 03:18 »

That is actually quite cool.  Now I think that I'll have to close this tab before I start watching it just go for hours.
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« Reply #798 on: 15 Aug 2015, 11:53 »


Reminds me of driving through Atlanta.

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« Reply #799 on: 16 Aug 2015, 13:47 »

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