Topic: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless. (Read 724304 times)

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1051 on:** 06 Oct 2015, 23:57 »

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LeeC · « **Reply #1052 on:** 07 Oct 2015, 05:37 »

Loki · « **Reply #1053 on:** 07 Oct 2015, 15:37 »

Quote from: osaka on 04 Oct 2015, 13:37

Don't you have to specify a full name on a Death Note? I'm not too familiar with the story, but that's always been what I've been told about it.

I am not sure about the full name, but you need a name and must also think of the person's face while you write their name. If you don't know either of those, they are impervious to the effects. Oh, and you can only kill one person at a time - no mass-murdering everyone named John Smith.

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #1054 on:** 08 Oct 2015, 15:55 »

LeeC · « **Reply #1055 on:** 08 Oct 2015, 19:09 »

Meet me at the bar

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Pilchard123 · « **Reply #1056 on:** 09 Oct 2015, 10:41 »

Quote from: LeeC on 08 Oct 2015, 19:09

Dovahkitty?

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1057 on:** 09 Oct 2015, 11:19 »

FUS RA NO

pwhodges · « **Reply #1058 on:** 09 Oct 2015, 15:41 »

LTK · « **Reply #1059 on:** 09 Oct 2015, 16:50 »

That thing costs 25 dollars. I can grab a stool from the garage for free.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #1060 on:** 10 Oct 2015, 00:58 »

I don't own a stool, but I can make one by turning a milk crate upside down.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1061 on:** 10 Oct 2015, 07:20 »

Or by drinking too much milk, probably!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1062 on:** 10 Oct 2015, 08:15 »

LeeC · « **Reply #1063 on:** 10 Oct 2015, 19:55 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1064 on:** 11 Oct 2015, 04:37 »

Welu · « **Reply #1065 on:** 11 Oct 2015, 04:45 »

I know that story is meant to be funny and that some people respond well to kind of shock of inappropriate humour, but every time I hear it, I think Jon Hamm sounds like an asshole.

Akima · « **Reply #1066 on:** 11 Oct 2015, 05:02 »

Quote from: LTK on 09 Oct 2015, 16:50

That thing costs 25 dollars. I can grab a stool from the garage for free.

Yeah, or knock up something like this, though not as tall if you're going to use the technique shown in that video (knees-up sitting on the seat rather than a full-on squat above the pan - see the different height stools on this page). The main advantage of squat-stools over a milk-crate or something is that they fit neatly round the toilet, but they also let you spread your feet further apart which can be more comfortable.

pwhodges · « **Reply #1067 on:** 11 Oct 2015, 06:21 »

But y'know, I put that video in this thread for the rainbows, not the serious discussion!

Masterpiece · « **Reply #1068 on:** 11 Oct 2015, 07:35 »

Ah. The a la turka. I do not miss it.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #1069 on:** 11 Oct 2015, 13:16 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 11 Oct 2015, 06:21

But y'know, I put that video in this thread for the rainbows, not the serious discussion!

Put Paul! Butts!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1070 on:** 11 Oct 2015, 21:25 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 11 Oct 2015, 06:21

But y'know, I put that video in this thread for the rainbows, not the serious discussion!

Too bad. Butts are always serious!

Also, happy Canadian Thanksgiving, eh?

cesium133 · « **Reply #1071 on:** 12 Oct 2015, 06:55 »

Thrillho · « **Reply #1072 on:** 12 Oct 2015, 08:56 »

That explains a lot.

LTK · « **Reply #1073 on:** 12 Oct 2015, 09:07 »

What if you have a bowl-shaped urinal?

Thrillho · « **Reply #1074 on:** 12 Oct 2015, 09:26 »

It's called a toilet and you sit on it.

And indeed, shit on it.

LTK · « **Reply #1075 on:** 12 Oct 2015, 11:31 »

You get some weird looks if you shit on this.

In fact, it's not impossible that this happened in this picture.

Thrillho · « **Reply #1076 on:** 12 Oct 2015, 13:04 »

I am aware of the round urinals, I just felt like being an ass.

LeeC · « **Reply #1077 on:** 13 Oct 2015, 05:44 »

Even more Gravity Falls + Rick and Morty crossoverness!

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pwhodges · « **Reply #1078 on:** 14 Oct 2015, 11:42 »

StreetView for cats

Welu · « **Reply #1079 on:** 14 Oct 2015, 14:29 »

pwhodges · « **Reply #1080 on:** 14 Oct 2015, 14:30 »

And to make aficionados of Neon Genesis Evangelion scratch their heads (and indeed, anyone else), try this:

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Welu · « **Reply #1081 on:** 14 Oct 2015, 14:34 »

That's fucking fantastic.

pwhodges · « **Reply #1082 on:** 14 Oct 2015, 15:03 »

I believe they're not actually playing, but miming to this recording:

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which honestly is just as impressive (the miming, that is).

Welu · « **Reply #1083 on:** 14 Oct 2015, 15:34 »

I noticed someone said that in the comments. It's a little disappointing it's not real but still a fun video.

War Sparrow · « **Reply #1084 on:** 14 Oct 2015, 18:55 »

Everyone else's security forces are more fun than mine. ;/

LeeC · « **Reply #1085 on:** 15 Oct 2015, 06:28 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1086 on:** 15 Oct 2015, 14:18 »

NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1087 on:** 15 Oct 2015, 15:19 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1088 on:** 15 Oct 2015, 15:20 »

That's cool and true, but it so did not need to be a gif.

Also apparently between that and the cat thing, I'm a lot more weirded out by human mouths than I realized.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #1089 on:** 15 Oct 2015, 16:14 »

What about human eyes?

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1090 on:** 15 Oct 2015, 17:10 »

Nah, eyes are great. Not crazy about eye sockets, but still not nearly as weirded out as her mouth just...there. And moving. And not matching the caption, damn it!

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #1091 on:** 15 Oct 2015, 18:16 »

Kugai · « **Reply #1092 on:** 15 Oct 2015, 18:22 »

What is it with Adam and Ducks?

This is turning into a fetish

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1093 on:** 15 Oct 2015, 18:28 »

Reminds me of the most recent Rick & Morty (mild spoilers in the video)

And some people have edited that into other things!

War Sparrow · « **Reply #1094 on:** 15 Oct 2015, 18:51 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 15 Oct 2015, 15:20

That's cool and true, but it so did not need to be a gif.

Also apparently between that and the cat thing, I'm a lot more weirded out by human mouths than I realized.

I think that's grav3yardgirl. She does reviews and things on Youtube. Can be described as eccentric, has a thing for winged gators. That GIF is from a trip to Target for school supplies. Has a hardcore southern drawl, which may explain why the caption doesn't match the mouth movements.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1095 on:** 15 Oct 2015, 18:56 »

No, it's just the limitations of gifs. Like I can see her saying "wear a tiara" but it doesn't match all of it and that always bothers me when you can see someone talking more than a word or two in gifs because it's just...ugh. Just show a picture with words or a video, damn it.

LeeC · « **Reply #1096 on:** 16 Oct 2015, 04:24 »

LeeC · « **Reply #1097 on:** 19 Oct 2015, 05:16 »

Also Halloween is coming up so enjoy!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1098 on:** 19 Oct 2015, 20:50 »

LeeC · « **Reply #1099 on:** 20 Oct 2015, 08:33 »

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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