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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1100 on: 20 Oct 2015, 10:27 »













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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1101 on: 20 Oct 2015, 10:28 »

You know..the Gaston one makes him seem less like a douche and actually tried to win over Belle with something she actually likes.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1102 on: 20 Oct 2015, 10:57 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1103 on: 20 Oct 2015, 11:07 »



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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1104 on: 20 Oct 2015, 15:45 »

Stolen from Thrillho's facebook:

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1105 on: 20 Oct 2015, 20:43 »

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« Reply #1106 on: 21 Oct 2015, 11:30 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1107 on: 21 Oct 2015, 11:39 »

You mean I can disable my adblocker and pay ten dollars a month for the same result? Great scott!

Also lol red
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« Reply #1108 on: 21 Oct 2015, 11:47 »

Redtube is already free though....  :-P
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« Reply #1109 on: 21 Oct 2015, 16:07 »

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« Reply #1110 on: 22 Oct 2015, 14:21 »

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« Reply #1112 on: 23 Oct 2015, 10:49 »

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« Reply #1113 on: 24 Oct 2015, 00:41 »

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« Reply #1114 on: 24 Oct 2015, 07:12 »




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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1116 on: 26 Oct 2015, 12:43 »

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« Reply #1117 on: 26 Oct 2015, 13:22 »

I thought he was mad because he hit a single target. I am disappointed.
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« Reply #1118 on: 27 Oct 2015, 00:11 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1121 on: 27 Oct 2015, 10:23 »

Ha, we already saved daylight over here suckers. I saved so much daylight I reckon it'll see me through all the way to Spring.
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« Reply #1122 on: 27 Oct 2015, 12:13 »

Interesting that the "standard" is actually the shorter period.
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« Reply #1123 on: 27 Oct 2015, 13:30 »

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« Reply #1124 on: 27 Oct 2015, 14:16 »

Who let the Dogs out?!
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« Reply #1125 on: 27 Oct 2015, 14:52 »

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« Reply #1126 on: 27 Oct 2015, 14:53 »

I know that breed of dog; it's a Wellington Pooch!

I've always thought it was a bit odd how the name "Wellington boots" got attached to rubber boots. As far as I know, The Duke of Wellington's boots were leather, and not very different from any other men's knee-high riding boot of the period.
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« Reply #1128 on: 27 Oct 2015, 19:13 »

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« Reply #1129 on: 27 Oct 2015, 19:33 »

That's what makes it a good day!

Although Garfield wouldn't consider not pigging out a good thing.
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« Reply #1130 on: 27 Oct 2015, 21:22 »

Sometimes you just know somethings not right with the way your Compie's running.

Just did a complete AV Scan - 4 Bugs.

Hate that, but I kinda felt something was up, Compie didn't seem to be running the way it usually does.
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« Reply #1132 on: 28 Oct 2015, 05:18 »

HE'LL TAKE THE CASE!
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1133 on: 28 Oct 2015, 09:14 »

My dog, Penny:

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« Reply #1134 on: 28 Oct 2015, 14:44 »

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« Reply #1135 on: 28 Oct 2015, 15:23 »

I've never been so disappointed in my own state, and we elected Christie twice :psyduck:
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« Reply #1136 on: 28 Oct 2015, 15:28 »


I ordered a hot dog, not a shot dog.  :clairedoge:
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« Reply #1137 on: 28 Oct 2015, 15:36 »

If that's the number of dogs that have accidentally shot humans, I wonder what the number of dogs intentionally shooting humans is.
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« Reply #1138 on: 28 Oct 2015, 16:34 »

"Accidentally". Right.


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« Reply #1139 on: 28 Oct 2015, 17:25 »

I've never been so disappointed in my own state, and we elected Christie twice :psyduck:

At least you don't live in Mississippi. What the hell, Mississippi.

Edit: I didn't even see Texas there, oh my god  :psyduck:
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« Reply #1140 on: 28 Oct 2015, 17:54 »

This is actually an official video, approved by the Chinese government, to explain the "five year plan" system to English-speaking audiences. I facepalm with embarrassment, not only at the Sesame Street approach to presenting centralised planning, but the weird outdated stereotypes of western musicians:
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« Reply #1141 on: 28 Oct 2015, 17:55 »

Go Michigan, go Michigan, go!!



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« Reply #1142 on: 28 Oct 2015, 18:50 »

Prince Mini-house!
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« Reply #1143 on: 28 Oct 2015, 20:43 »

This is actually an official video, approved by the Chinese government, to explain the "five year plan" system to English-speaking audiences. I facepalm with embarrassment, not only at the Sesame Street approach to presenting centralised planning, but the weird outdated stereotypes of western musicians:

It's like a political Katamari Damacy cut scene...
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« Reply #1144 on: 28 Oct 2015, 21:14 »

We can believe in you for five years in Earth time, but any longer than that and even the King of All Cosmos can’t be expected to wait.
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« Reply #1145 on: 29 Oct 2015, 08:50 »

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« Reply #1146 on: 29 Oct 2015, 10:03 »

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« Reply #1147 on: 29 Oct 2015, 10:15 »

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« Reply #1149 on: 30 Oct 2015, 07:10 »

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