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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1952 on: 02 Oct 2016, 06:50 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1953 on: 02 Oct 2016, 07:16 »

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« Reply #1954 on: 02 Oct 2016, 07:22 »



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My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.
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“Jughead, shut up. I wanna see where he’s going with this.”




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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1955 on: 02 Oct 2016, 11:59 »

Re: Reggie - I like how he was trying to screw over Archie, but...pizza without crust? Holy shit, why would he willingly do that to himself?
Re: The last thing...dang, shots fired.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1956 on: 03 Oct 2016, 07:21 »

Yeah, but as I read once, Archie was an ASSHOLE as a kid...

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« Reply #1957 on: 03 Oct 2016, 19:27 »

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hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.


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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1958 on: 03 Oct 2016, 20:52 »

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Hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didn't appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didn't exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
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Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama fuck.
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« Reply #1960 on: 05 Oct 2016, 04:15 »

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« Reply #1961 on: 05 Oct 2016, 05:15 »

Frank apparently misunderstood what 'sheep dog' means.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1963 on: 07 Oct 2016, 00:19 »

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« Reply #1964 on: 07 Oct 2016, 04:07 »

I wonder if Betty White knows she is an action figure.
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« Reply #1965 on: 07 Oct 2016, 06:13 »

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« Reply #1966 on: 07 Oct 2016, 09:31 »

She's also a Funko Pop! figure:

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« Reply #1967 on: 08 Oct 2016, 06:55 »

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« Reply #1968 on: 08 Oct 2016, 15:21 »

Cats are adorable:
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« Reply #1969 on: 08 Oct 2016, 15:53 »

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« Reply #1970 on: 08 Oct 2016, 22:11 »

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« Reply #1971 on: 09 Oct 2016, 07:52 »

My life is more of a repeat of Sat-Sun-Sat-Sun.
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« Reply #1972 on: 09 Oct 2016, 08:36 »

That sounds unhealthy sitnspin.
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« Reply #1973 on: 09 Oct 2016, 08:55 »

I've never claimed to be particularly healthy in my lifestyle choices.  Admittedly, I do this far less often than I used to. My self-destructive tendencies come in waves. Chronic depression for the win.
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« Reply #1974 on: 09 Oct 2016, 11:43 »

I have the same thing going on.  With bipolar disorder, I'm really Jekyll and Hyde, and not realising this has probably set me back years.  When I'm not depressed, I can do things like go to a bar and enjoy myself, take in some music, have a few drinks, having no urge for more.  Hyde pre-drinks, then tends to make a mess of things, because he doesn't care.
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« Reply #1975 on: 09 Oct 2016, 12:12 »

Yea, most of the time I'm really functional. I drink regularly, but not destructively. When the depression hits hard, I tend to head straight into self-medication. Honestly, compared to what I was like when I was younger, before I found a system of self-care and mental health maintenance, I was way worse, like three OD's worse. I'm pretty stable most of the time, these days. I still have triggers that can set me off, but I have systems in place to keep me in check for when it gets bad.
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« Reply #1977 on: 12 Oct 2016, 06:34 »


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« Reply #1978 on: 12 Oct 2016, 13:46 »

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« Reply #1979 on: 13 Oct 2016, 02:58 »

Pelican kisses...

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« Reply #1980 on: 13 Oct 2016, 12:54 »

Pelican kisses...
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It's was only a kiss
It was only a kiss
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« Reply #1981 on: 13 Oct 2016, 14:12 »

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« Reply #1983 on: 17 Oct 2016, 07:41 »

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« Reply #1984 on: 17 Oct 2016, 07:52 »

The Swifties thread is over here.
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« Reply #1985 on: 18 Oct 2016, 06:41 »

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« Reply #1986 on: 18 Oct 2016, 06:59 »

Okay, that is stinking adorable. :) I love Mei.
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« Reply #1988 on: 19 Oct 2016, 20:47 »

https://youtu.be/rUutDTJY7LI

Hehe, wasn't expecting that. But they missed an opportunity to add a clip from "I" by Dio on there.
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« Reply #1990 on: 21 Oct 2016, 17:46 »

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« Reply #1991 on: 23 Oct 2016, 11:28 »

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« Reply #1992 on: 23 Oct 2016, 16:07 »

Finish him!
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« Reply #1993 on: 23 Oct 2016, 20:34 »

I was surprised it neglected to mention the RKO, but then I realized knowing about it won't help you...it comes outta nowhere, after all!
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« Reply #1995 on: 26 Oct 2016, 04:57 »

Never take medical advice from Dr. Acula

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« Reply #1996 on: 26 Oct 2016, 06:06 »

But, Dr. Acula has been my family doctor for centuries. Who else could I find to help me with my anemia?
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« Reply #1997 on: 26 Oct 2016, 12:32 »

Was way more entertaining than I thought it would be.
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« Reply #1998 on: 27 Oct 2016, 10:07 »

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