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Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 212  (Read 2306 times)

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QC Captions Vol. 212
« on: 12 Apr 2015, 17:06 »

Hey everyone, thanks for letting me have a week off. Please enjoy this half naked man that I didn't draw:



Enjoy, and apropos of nothing, if your grandpa is still alive, tell him you love him.

EDIT: I decided it might be funnier if we don't know what's in the box so I blanked out the sign. WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!!?
« Last Edit: 12 Apr 2015, 17:18 by iduguphergrave »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 212
« Reply #1 on: 12 Apr 2015, 17:10 »

Mine were ded long before I was born :/

FIREMAN: "Oh lord, these kittens might be dead and alive"
HANNERS: "TIME TO FIND OUT"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 212
« Reply #2 on: 12 Apr 2015, 17:19 »

BEEFCAKE FIREFIGHTER: "Welcome back, IDUHG! Missed you!"
HANNERS: "Sorry about your grandpa!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 212
« Reply #3 on: 12 Apr 2015, 17:31 »

Fireman: "Sexy Fireman... In A Box?"
Hannelore: "Yes! My Amazon order finally arrived!"
Box: Some Assembly Required
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 212
« Reply #4 on: 12 Apr 2015, 19:28 »

Fireman: What ever you hear, stay away. John Doe has the upper hand.

Hannelore: What's in the box? What's in the f[bleep]ing box?!





(Yeah, I went the Se7en route, I'm ashamed of myself)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 212
« Reply #5 on: 12 Apr 2015, 19:46 »

Fireman: Here's your delivery from Sexy Fireman Express!
Hanners: I know - "when you absolutely, positively want it to stay overnight!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 212
« Reply #6 on: 15 Apr 2015, 19:17 »

NEXT PANEL:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 212
« Reply #7 on: 15 Apr 2015, 23:15 »

HANNERS: "How do I reset my pseudonym?"

FAYE: "It doesn't work like that, 'Abyssinia'."

ARTHUR: "I can call you 'Abby' now we're dating, right?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 212
« Reply #8 on: 16 Apr 2015, 00:27 »

Hanners (whispering a little too loudly): What's his name again?

Faye: Arthur... Dent?

Arthur (amused): No, but I do have a friend called Zaphod.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 212
« Reply #9 on: 16 Apr 2015, 05:20 »

Hannelore: "Quick, ask him if he's a fireman!"
Faye: "Why would a fireman be moderating a support group?"
Arthur: "I'm actually an EMT with the Northampton Fire-Rescue Department. Does that count?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 212
« Reply #10 on: 16 Apr 2015, 05:44 »

ABYSSINIA: "I replaced his usual coffee with Folgers crystals. Let's see if he'll notice."
JANE: "You're dead to me."
ARTHUR: "That was a damn fine cup of coffee! DAMN fine!"
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