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QC Captions Vol. 215
« on: 03 May 2015, 18:05 »

Good evening. NEW PANEL:



yaaaaay
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #1 on: 03 May 2015, 18:36 »

Marigold: "What?"
Dale: "Winslow and... May?"
Hannelore: "Look, I didn't know robots could get pregnant either, but it looks like the three of us are going to be grandparents."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #2 on: 04 May 2015, 08:50 »

Marigold: "But  I ...." (〃 ̄ω ̄〃ゞ
Dale: "We don't make all that much  ..." (//ロ_ロ//)
Hannelore: "Sorry but ignorance of the law is no excuse." ... "As stated it is that in a Quiet District a person must not make, cause or permit to be made or caused, any sound or noise that, when measured with an approved sound meter over a
representative time period, has an equivalent sound level, or Leq , which during the nighttime exceeds 45 dBA when received at a point of reception in a Quiet District. In your case you have exceeded the daytime limit 70 dBA when received at a point of reception in an Activity District.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #3 on: 07 May 2015, 07:20 »

MARIGOLD: "First word! Hmmm ... no, omm? Nom nom? Eating!"
DALE: "Second word? Second word! Padding? Padma? Padme? Padme! Eating ... Oh my god, you eat Star Wars prequels!"
HANNERS: " "Om mani padme hummmm ..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #4 on: 07 May 2015, 14:00 »

Slow this week. Of course this is kind of the first week of good weather for a lot of places (like my town). Anyhoo....SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #5 on: 07 May 2015, 14:35 »

Claire: "Wait - I thought you said you were going to show us your costume from your most popular video."
Veronica: "This was my costume. That's why it was my most popular video."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #6 on: 07 May 2015, 16:53 »

Claire: You put that where!?
Veronica: Behind the speech bubble.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #7 on: 07 May 2015, 17:03 »

'But there's a snake in there!'

'You should have thought of that before you made a pun.'
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #8 on: 07 May 2015, 17:34 »

C: "Why did you hand Marten a snake?"
V: "Well, I saw his shirt and I figured it was appropriate."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #9 on: 08 May 2015, 01:47 »

CLAIRE: "But why a snake?"

VEROINICA: "I'm sure Sam's trying to send me a message but I'm not sure what it is!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #10 on: 08 May 2015, 10:33 »

Claire: A snake in a jar is a bit... disturbing.
Veronica: That's highly relative, dear.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #11 on: 09 May 2015, 20:54 »

CLAIRE: "Go ahead, Marten. Be 'that guy' who takes the last snake."
VERONICA: "Oh dear. I should have ordered the Colonel's Mega Bucket. That comes with biscuits and slaw, too."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #12 on: 09 May 2015, 21:05 »

Dang it, you made me look up the location of the nearest KFC.

(Luckily, it's far enough that it overcame the temporary urge to go there.)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #13 on: 10 May 2015, 05:41 »

All I have to do is remember is that, in all the KFCs I've been in except one, my shoes stuck to the dried grease on the floor.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 215
« Reply #14 on: 10 May 2015, 16:58 »

There's a KFC that isn't greasy? The day you were there must have been the day it opened.
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