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[iduguphergrave]

Good evening. NEW PANEL:



yaaaaay

[Zebediah]

Marigold: "What?"
Dale: "Winslow and... May?"
Hannelore: "Look, I didn't know robots could get pregnant either, but it looks like the three of us are going to be grandparents."

[Thrudd]

Marigold: "But  I ...." (〃￣ω￣〃ゞ
Dale: "We don't make all that much  ..." （//ロ_ロ//)
Hannelore: "Sorry but ignorance of the law is no excuse." ... "As stated it is that in a Quiet District a person must not make, cause or permit to be made or caused, any sound or noise that, when measured with an approved sound meter over a
representative time period, has an equivalent sound level, or Leq , which during the nighttime exceeds 45 dBA when received at a point of reception in a Quiet District. In your case you have exceeded the daytime limit 70 dBA when received at a point of reception in an Activity District.

[DSL]

MARIGOLD: "First word! Hmmm ... no, omm? Nom nom? Eating!"
DALE: "Second word? Second word! Padding? Padma? Padme? Padme! Eating ... Oh my god, you eat Star Wars prequels!"
HANNERS: " "Om mani padme hummmm ..."

[iduguphergrave]

Slow this week. Of course this is kind of the first week of good weather for a lot of places (like my town). Anyhoo....SECOND IMAGE:

[Zebediah]

Claire: "Wait - I thought you said you were going to show us your costume from your most popular video."
Veronica: "This was my costume. That's why it was my most popular video."

[cesium133]

Claire: You put that where!?
Veronica: Behind the speech bubble.

[Rghfrgl]

'But there's a snake in there!'

'You should have thought of that before you made a pun.'

[DrBear]

C: "Why did you hand Marten a snake?"
V: "Well, I saw his shirt and I figured it was appropriate."

[BenRG]

CLAIRE: "But why a snake?"

VEROINICA: "I'm sure Sam's trying to send me a message but I'm not sure what it is!"

[Aziraphale]

Claire: A snake in a jar is a bit... disturbing.
Veronica: That's highly relative, dear.

[DSL]

CLAIRE: "Go ahead, Marten. Be 'that guy' who takes the last snake."
VERONICA: "Oh dear. I should have ordered the Colonel's Mega Bucket. That comes with biscuits and slaw, too."

[cesium133]

Dang it, you made me look up the location of the nearest KFC.

(Luckily, it's far enough that it overcame the temporary urge to go there.)

[DSL]

All I have to do is remember is that, in all the KFCs I've been in except one, my shoes stuck to the dried grease on the floor.

[cesium133]

There's a KFC that isn't greasy? The day you were there must have been the day it opened.