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QC Captions Vol. 216
« on: 11 May 2015, 16:38 »

Hey sorry for the delay; was distracted by Mommy day shenanigans. So. FIRST PANEL:



Enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #1 on: 11 May 2015, 16:42 »

Momo's inner dialogue: "It was then I realized I accidentally went to the group for creeps."
Gordon: "How do I tell when I'm touching someone inappropriately!?"
Blue Guy: "I can give you some tips..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #2 on: 11 May 2015, 17:08 »

Momo: I have discovered that robot behavior sometimes has disturbing parallels to human behavior
Gordon: "I love you, man! I love you!"
Blue: "Dude we have talked about this."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #3 on: 12 May 2015, 07:52 »

MOMO'S NARRATION: "Over time, I have come to realise that AIs are just as flawed and illogical as humans."

GORDON: "Look, come on! I swear it's funny! Pull my palp!"

BLUE: "Brother, if you don't get off of my shoulder, I swear I'll explosively rupture my power cell!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #4 on: 12 May 2015, 08:16 »

Momo: I can understand small personality flaws like a lack of impulse control but then there are these two. If there must be a god then she is a bit of a jerk.
Gordon: "The Winslow is technically sentient and capable of speech. Though it rarely says anything more than the informal, colloquial greeting "Hi!", which it often enjoys repeating ad nauseam. Please make it stop!"
Blue: "Don't get your ovipositors in a knot!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #5 on: 12 May 2015, 10:36 »

Narration: "Although humans regard AIs as The Other, we have many things in common with them".
Gordon: "I'm so sorry to hear that. Can I give you a hug?"
Humanoid: "Ouch! Sunburn!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #6 on: 12 May 2015, 11:14 »

NARRATION*: "Gordon had two dreams: majoring in psychology and becoming a spider. Having fulfilled both, he soon knew they were highly incompatible"
GORDON: "Nobody will ever hire me because they're too afraid of my appearance"
BLUE DUDE: "Kill it before it lays eggs please"

*Obviously, my Narration is not Momo
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #7 on: 12 May 2015, 14:43 »

Homage to badly-written 1930s comic books and strips:

CAPTION: Suddenly, a robotic spider tapped Blue Guy on the shoulder.
SPIDER: "Hi! I'm tapping you on the shoulder! "
BLUE GUY: "Aaugh! There's a robotic spider tapping me on the shoulder!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #8 on: 12 May 2015, 23:45 »

@DSL,

Looks like you had as much trouble with this one as me!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #9 on: 13 May 2015, 01:38 »

CAPTION: And now a word from our sponsor:
SPIDER: "(sniff) I love you, man!"
BLUE GUY: "You're not gettin' my last Bud Light."
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« Reply #10 on: 13 May 2015, 01:59 »

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BLUE GUY: "Who are you."
SPIDER: "You know me."
BLUE GUY: "I do?"
SPIDER: "I'm your friendly neighborhood spider, man!"
BLUE GUY: "Do I even look like Kristen Dunst?"
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« Reply #11 on: 13 May 2015, 02:03 »

CAPTION: Later ...
SPIDER: "And then she called me a hallucination and said she wasn't supposed to talk to me."
BLUE GUY: "How disgustingly real-normative."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #12 on: 14 May 2015, 15:31 »

Ok DSL, no one likes a show-off (well done). Now, here's a panel I shoulda put up for Mothers Day:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #13 on: 14 May 2015, 15:50 »

VERONICA: "Marten! How many times do I need to tell you to wash behind your ears?"

MARTEN: "Ow! Don't pull there, the piercing's still healing!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #14 on: 14 May 2015, 18:03 »

V:  "If I can't name you Tiberius, I can at least make you have Spock ears!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 216
« Reply #15 on: 14 May 2015, 18:46 »

V: "You are GOING to go in there and you are GOING to give her the HOSE!"
M: "But I thought Sam's bath day was Saturday!"
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« Reply #16 on: 14 May 2015, 20:02 »

VERONICA: "Friends, Massholes, countrymen, lend me your ears... "
MARTEN: "That's a figure of speech, dammit!"
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« Reply #17 on: 14 May 2015, 21:19 »

V: "You are GOING to go in there and you are GOING to give her the HOSE!"
M: "But I was specifically told never to get her hair wet! Or feed it after midnight! It already tried to swallow Emily!"
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