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QC Captions Vol. 217
« on: 17 May 2015, 16:21 »

Heya! FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #1 on: 17 May 2015, 16:28 »

Guy: What the hell is THAT!?
May (thinking): Jesus, why does everyone who comes in freak out about Prolapse Monthly?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #2 on: 17 May 2015, 17:56 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #3 on: 17 May 2015, 18:59 »

May: And the stupid questions never end...
Customer: Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #4 on: 17 May 2015, 19:59 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #5 on: 17 May 2015, 23:38 »

MAY'S NARRATION: "The customers are so dumb, sometimes I think that it's a zombie apocalypse!"

DUMB GUY: "Pooorrrnnnzzz..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #6 on: 18 May 2015, 11:52 »

CAPTION: "Again!"
BLANK DUDE: "I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht!"

Oh, all right:

SIGN: MOS EISLEY 7-11
BLANK DUDE: "You're not the droid I'm looking for ..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #7 on: 18 May 2015, 15:28 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #8 on: 18 May 2015, 15:56 »

Happy Bunny: Kill them all. Do it. Hail Satan.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #9 on: 18 May 2015, 15:58 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #10 on: 18 May 2015, 16:11 »

Bunny: NOW ENDS THE AGE OF MAN
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #11 on: 18 May 2015, 16:12 »

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I leave the first image up until Wednesday to make sure it gets a good chance. I also like to wait until the week a comic appears is over before posting an image from that week. Next time ask before you post; we've been doing this for awhile now.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #12 on: 18 May 2015, 16:23 »

Sorry, I didn't realize it wasn't Wednesday.  :psyduck:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #13 on: 18 May 2015, 16:26 »

I'd specifically did try and wait over 24 hours when I thought of it last night(Which I look to have slightly missed because server vs local time), but two days certainly seems reasonable.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #14 on: 18 May 2015, 17:19 »

It's IDUHG's shtick. Let them post the new image ;)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #15 on: 18 May 2015, 17:23 »

Oh, and I didn't notice it wasn't IDUHG that posted the picture.  :psyduck:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #16 on: 19 May 2015, 17:42 »

POSTER BUNNY: "IDUHG has a lot of friends around here."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #17 on: 19 May 2015, 17:54 »

 :mrgreen:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #18 on: 19 May 2015, 23:15 »

BUNNY: "For Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham had woken up in... The Twilight Zone!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #19 on: 20 May 2015, 14:14 »

Since we got an extra image on Monday I'm gonna go ahead and wait until tomorrow to post the next one I had planned. Fyi.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #20 on: 21 May 2015, 16:26 »

NEXT PANEL:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #21 on: 21 May 2015, 16:59 »

Claire: She's the Queen!? But I want to be the Queen!
Marten: No, you really don't.
Balloon: QUEEN OF BUTTS
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #22 on: 21 May 2015, 17:44 »

Claire: "Why did we have to get a panel that's completely impossible to caption?"
Marten: "Because it has Emily in it."
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« Reply #23 on: 21 May 2015, 18:02 »

Claire: Augh!
Marten: Well, it was a honor that you were even nominated.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #24 on: 22 May 2015, 00:35 »

Well, it seemed to work for the human inhabitants of Naboo.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 217
« Reply #25 on: 22 May 2015, 05:25 »

BALLOON: "Hail the Queen, Baby!"
CLAIRE: "Tai chose Emily?!?"
MARTEN: "In fairness, you did say that choosing a 'Queen of the Stacks' was 'a silly idea'!"
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« Reply #26 on: 22 May 2015, 12:02 »

BALLOON: " i Queen!"
CLAIRE: "IMGUR chose Emily?!?"
MARTEN: "Well she did use a banana for scale."
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