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QC Captions Vol. 222
« on: 21 Jun 2015, 14:07 »

Good evening, and happy father's day to all applicable! FIRST PANEL:



Enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
« Reply #1 on: 22 Jun 2015, 03:17 »

ORANGE: "You walk out onto the street and a rocket shaped like a human butt wearing red panties flies past with a blue-skinned female android riding on top. What do you do?"

PURPLE: "I uplink to Wikipedia and see if it is Jeph Jacques' birthday either a few days before or after today's date. I'm rolling against 'Data Search' to see if I get it right."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
« Reply #2 on: 23 Jun 2015, 10:48 »

ORANGE: "We've caused the skinny guy to meet Southern-fried's boss at the coffee shop, so the ball's rolling on that. What next?"
PURPLE: "We've got to get Southern-fried to suggest a bigger apartment. And down the line, Skinny has to lose the 'office bitch' job. ... You know, this would move along a lot faster if Gray here would stop wasting so much time on that Buttrocket."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
« Reply #3 on: 23 Jun 2015, 11:29 »

Gray? He's blue!

(Or is he gold?)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
« Reply #4 on: 23 Jun 2015, 16:33 »

Gray: I gather everyone around a table.
Pink: I have the elves start whittling dice and get out some parchment for character sheets.

Orange: Guys, my chassis can only handle two more loops, we need to start iterating soon or I'm going to blow a memory buffer.
Gray {snickering}: I gather everyone around a table.
Pink: I have the elves start whittling dice and get out some parchment for character sheets.
Orange: NOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
« Reply #5 on: 24 Jun 2015, 17:57 »

That one was tougher than I thought lol. So here's BUTTROCKET

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
« Reply #6 on: 24 Jun 2015, 18:16 »

Hannelore: "Why did we decide to make a buttrocket again?"
Pintsize: "It's something I saw in a Schwarzenegger movie once: 'Get Your Ass To Mars'."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
« Reply #7 on: 24 Jun 2015, 18:47 »

Hanners: "Shouldn't the flaming gases be coming out of the butt?"
Pintsize: "But that would be what they EXPECT!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
« Reply #8 on: 24 Jun 2015, 23:43 »

HANNELORE: "I keep waiting for this to start feeling like a bad idea!"
PINTSIZE: "You mean it doesn't already?!?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
« Reply #9 on: 25 Jun 2015, 01:55 »

Hannelore: "I sorta see the need for a butt rocket.  But why the lacy piece of underwear?"
Pintsize: "Everybody likes to feel pretty sometimes."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
« Reply #10 on: 25 Jun 2015, 13:07 »

HANNELORE: "That's no spacecraft. That's a moon."
PINTSIZE: "You just pulled that out of Uranus."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
« Reply #11 on: 25 Jun 2015, 13:17 »

HANNELORE: "It's gonna be a long long line/ of guest strips, to make the forum whine/ this ain't the strip they read for free online ..."
PINTSIZE: "It's  RocketButt/ Turn the other cheek and fly right on ... "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 222
« Reply #12 on: 27 Jun 2015, 15:28 »

HANNELORE: "Telemetry now showing RCS impulses affecting trajectory to orbit. We need to correct 'em."
PINTSIZE: "Rectum? Hell, it killed 'em!"
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