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QC Captions Vol. 225
« on: 12 Jul 2015, 15:28 »
Hey everybodddy. FIRST PANEL:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #1 on: 12 Jul 2015, 15:33 »
Inspector Pancakes:  I have solved the mystery of the ButtRocket. 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #2 on: 12 Jul 2015, 16:52 »
Inspector Pancakes: Aha!

Inspector Pancakes: [having locked Clinton and Emily into the refrigerator room] Keep cool, Clin-Ton!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #3 on: 12 Jul 2015, 17:26 »
Inspector Pancakes: Eliminate the impossible and whatever remains, however improbable, must be SQUIRREL!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #4 on: 12 Jul 2015, 21:15 »
PANCAKES: "meow."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #5 on: 12 Jul 2015, 21:22 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #6 on: 12 Jul 2015, 23:05 »
I think Thrudd's got the early lead on this one.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #7 on: 12 Jul 2015, 23:53 »
IP: "Will solve mysteries for food and games of fetch!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #8 on: 13 Jul 2015, 09:41 »
Pancakes: "I'm a canine private detective. That makes me a ...

... Look, how obvious does this drawing have to be?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #9 on: 13 Jul 2015, 09:46 »
Quote from: DSL on 13 Jul 2015, 09:41
Pancakes: "I'm a canine private detective. That makes me a ...

... Look, how obvious does this drawing have to be?"
Pancakes: I'm the newest AntroPC model. My part number is K9PI.  :clairedoge:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #10 on: 13 Jul 2015, 10:34 »
PANCAKES: "I'm a pointer!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #11 on: 13 Jul 2015, 10:45 »
AnthroPancakes: NULL POINTER EXCEPTION. ANTHROPC PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE ONLY SUPPORTS BULLDOGS AND BEAGLES.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #12 on: 14 Jul 2015, 05:03 »
IP: "I'm a pointer-outer of twigs. That's a twig, Fellah!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #13 on: 14 Jul 2015, 05:16 »
PANCAKES: "What? You said to make sure I wore my hat. I'm wearing a hat."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #14 on: 14 Jul 2015, 10:54 »
Quote from: DSL on 12 Jul 2015, 21:15
PANCAKES: "meow."

Whose line?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #15 on: 14 Jul 2015, 15:38 »
Inspector: I have found  the answer to the age-old question "Who let the dogs out."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #16 on: 14 Jul 2015, 15:49 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #17 on: 14 Jul 2015, 17:04 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 12 Jul 2015, 17:26
Inspector Pancakes: Eliminate the impossible and whatever remains, however improbable, must be SQUIRREL!

PANCAKES: "The impossible could not have happened. Therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of SQUIRREL!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #18 on: 15 Jul 2015, 00:37 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #19 on: 15 Jul 2015, 10:18 »
Inspector Pancakes:  "Meee-ooowwwww" Eybrow Wiggle  :clairedoge:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #20 on: 16 Jul 2015, 15:13 »
Actually have a legit reason for the lateness this time; had to do a system restore. So. FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #21 on: 16 Jul 2015, 15:16 »
WINSLOW: "I'm thinking of attaching video cameras to them and selling them to hobbyists. It couldn't possibly have the national security people, privacy hawks and tinfoil-hat comspiracy nuts worried at all!"

OR

WINSLOW: "Pintsize wanted to add two spherical lobes and red lace trim to the leading edge, but I said that woild be silly."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #22 on: 16 Jul 2015, 17:00 »
Winslow: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #23 on: 16 Jul 2015, 17:03 »
Now Roomba and Roombette's mood is all ruined.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #24 on: 17 Jul 2015, 00:41 »
WINSLOW: "Guess what I learnt the Singularity means we can don now!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #25 on: 17 Jul 2015, 05:34 »
Winslow: "Look. I have three nephews. They are named Broomy, Wroomy and Groomy."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #26 on: 19 Jul 2015, 08:04 »
WINSLOW: "What miniature flying Roombas? There aren't any miniature flying Roombas in here, even if there were any such things as miniature flying Roombas, which there totally aren't. (pause) Maybe you ought to lie down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 225
« Reply #27 on: 21 Jul 2015, 06:39 »

WINSLOW:  "Meee-ooowwwww"  "I would wiggle my eyebrows now if I had any"
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