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[iduguphergrave]

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[cesium133]

Pintsize: Lookit me, I'm a spider!
Faye: Do NOT remind me of that creepy spiderbot!
Bubbles: I'll schedule his first lovers' tournament bout against Gordon.

[BenRG]

PINTSIZE: "Look at me everybody, I can fly! WHEEEEEE!!!"

FAYE: "Damn it! Stop installing those 'recreational' DLL files!"

BUBBLES: "I don't know; he actually seems saner with his primary host processes all corrupted like this!"

[DSL]

PINTSIZE: "Don't be nervous! There are no wrong answers!"
FAYE: "YES THERE ARE!"
BUBBLES: "That's right!"

[DonInKansas]

PINTSIZE: "Don't let it take me away! What the hell!"
FAYE: "Call me from the next galaxy."
BUBBLES: "Is he being abducted by a flying Roomba?"

[Skewbrow]

Pintsize: "Hips don't lie. And after getting fitted you'll look great in a metallo-ceramic corset."
Faye: "Damn it Pintsize. I'm not joining the combat force of an underground army here. Nor casting for one of your fantasy movie productions."
Bubbles: "Actually. Private Whitaker, did you miss the sign above the door?"

[iduguphergrave]

This Throwback Thursday showed up on a Wednesday just to screw with you:

[cesium133]

Marten: I told Dora that was a bad idea for a mural.

[osaka]

MARTEN: "I had to trade the 8-string in, for some reason Pintsize was starting to think of it as the robot equivalent of my mom"
GUITAR: "Ow"

[DSL]

MARTEN: "But Mom, I made a really great trade for the guitar-shaped sex toy for this cup of hot water that was poured over some ground-up magic beans!"
GUITAR (in flashback): "This never would have happened at that coffee shop in Northampton. Well, it would have, but with a lot more sneering and snark."

[Zebediah]

Marten: "My first guitar and I had creative differences. I'm never getting an AI instrument again."
Guitar: "He's never even heard of Earl Scruggs!"

[DrBear]

MARTEN: What really hurt was when the guitar said...
GUITAR: "Take me, please! I can't stand that haircut he got!"

[jwhouk]

MARTEN: "I'll be honest, I read the ad on Craigslist wrong, and thought I was getting the one that he actually wrote the song with. But instead..."

GUITAR: "Meep."

[BenRG]

MARTEN: "I was so desperate that I gave away everything I loved to pursue that hopeless dream! Even my best friend...!"

6-STRING: " "

[DSL]

MARTEN: "You wouldn't know to see my present, noodle-armed indie physique that can barely maintain a useful grip on this coffee cup, but my once-Popeye-esque forearms rendered me capable of strangling stringed musical instruments one-handed. Until that one day I renounced musical violence forever ..."
GUITAR (in flashback): "GAKKKK"