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QC Captions Vol. 227
« on: 26 Jul 2015, 12:09 »
G'Day. 'Ere's your image, mate.



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #1 on: 26 Jul 2015, 12:14 »
CORPSE-WITCH: Never anger the friendly toaster.
Higgs: Ow.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #2 on: 26 Jul 2015, 12:15 »
CORPSE WITCH: "This poor fellow is a cautionary example! This is what happens if you get between Dora Bianchi and her morning coffee. That's one-inch compressed titanium-steel alloy, by the way."

HIGGS: "Where's my mommy...?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #3 on: 26 Jul 2015, 13:19 »
Corpse Witch: "I guess we should have looked up how reverse-cowgirl actually worked before we tried it."
Higgs: "Worth it."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #4 on: 26 Jul 2015, 14:35 »
Corpse Witch: "The other guy used a chest piece covered in studs and a lead-filled mace. How should we spike Higgs up?"
Higgs: "Man, I miss the simple days when it was all just fisticuffs. I was the king. Then the arms race started."
Emily (off screen): "Arms race <giggles>"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #5 on: 26 Jul 2015, 20:11 »
CORPSE WITCH: "I'd say you have a compressed thorax."
HIGGS:"I'll thay it'th thore."

and/or

HIGGS: "I want a second opinion."
CORPSE WITCH: "OK, you look terrible in that color."

and/or

CORPSE WITCH: "You know what you are?"
HIGGS: "No, what?"
CORPSE WITCH: "A tomato."
HIGGS: "A tomato?"
CORPSE WITCH: "Yeah, and I'm running a business here, not a goddamn soup kitchen."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #6 on: 27 Jul 2015, 17:27 »
Corpse-Witch: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Higgs: 'Tis but a scratch!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #7 on: 27 Jul 2015, 18:37 »
CORPSE WITCH: "I thought we hired you to FIX robots ms. Whitaker"
HIGGS: "Ow ow ow. She was doing that and then..."

Not pictured - FAYE: "Next time we DON'T try gettin' touchy-feely okay?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #8 on: 27 Jul 2015, 19:43 »
CORPSE WITCH: "And here, you see what Arby's can do to your digestion."
HIGGS: "URP"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #9 on: 28 Jul 2015, 04:41 »
Corpse Witch: Oh, it's nothing, he was like that when I got here, Officer.

Higgs: I'll pay back the money, CW, I swear!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #10 on: 28 Jul 2015, 07:46 »
CORPSE WITCH: "And HIGGS here had a run in with a nose challenged fellow."
HIGGS: "I didn't even have a wand ready before he zapped me."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #11 on: 29 Jul 2015, 02:25 »
HIGGS: I wonder if this can be fixed with gluon?
CORPSE WITCH: Oh Higgs, you're such a boson.
FAYE: THAT'S IT I QUIT
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #12 on: 29 Jul 2015, 14:59 »
SECOND PANEL. Who remembers these young ladies with a young(er) Steven?

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #13 on: 29 Jul 2015, 15:38 »
Ellen: Don't ponder it too much, Steve. It's magic!
Steve: I kept pulling my fingers apart, and it just got tighter.
Nat: That reminds me of the time I had two guys over and they both put their...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #14 on: 30 Jul 2015, 09:59 »
CORPSE WITCH: That is alot of damage.

HIGGS: I think it looks more like Spongebob
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #15 on: 30 Jul 2015, 10:02 »
ELLEN: "It's freaky isn't it?"
STEVE: "Yeah! I wink and my fingers move without moving! Awesome...!"
NAT: "If only they were all so easy to please...!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #16 on: 30 Jul 2015, 10:56 »
Steve: "I'm not normally one to boast, but that dolphin can't put me to shame. It's about this th..."
Nat: "Sigh. What you deserve, when your roommate is a marine biology major."
Ellen:  "Hon, my thesis will be about whales."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #17 on: 30 Jul 2015, 14:29 »
ELLEN: "Aw! Is that your itsy-bitsy spider?"
STEVE: "Yes, and it wants to go up the water spout."
NAT: "Sigh. Metaphors. Down came the rain ..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 227
« Reply #18 on: 01 Aug 2015, 13:40 »

ELLEN: "How old are you?"
STEVE:  "I'm 35."
NAT: "Nah, you couldn't get that fresh in 35 years."
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