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QC Captions Vol. 228
« on: 02 Aug 2015, 13:12 »

Hi! FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #1 on: 02 Aug 2015, 13:14 »

Sven: Do you like my new hairstyle?
Hanners: Why did you go to a salon named "Coneheads"?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #2 on: 02 Aug 2015, 13:57 »

Sven: "Really! It's a great relief, actually. Ever since the pod attached itself all my sense of responsibility and guilt left with my sense of self. You should try it!"

Hannelore: "Er, I'll pass, thanks."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #3 on: 02 Aug 2015, 15:08 »

SVEN: "So, I was thinking that I needed to go all-out on a whole new aesthetic!"

HANNERS: "No like man-bun."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #4 on: 02 Aug 2015, 16:35 »

SVEN: "I find this man-bun draws my facial skin back into a permanent smile. It's cheaper than plastic surgery and makes me seem more approachable and trustworthy, no?"
HANNELORE: "No."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #5 on: 02 Aug 2015, 17:37 »

SVEN: So, how about another date?
HANNERS: Only if you get that turkey leg off your temple.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #6 on: 02 Aug 2015, 18:54 »

S: I've been practicing hairstyling, but it's hard to practice on just myself. Do you-

H: NO. I mean YES, I do mind!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #7 on: 04 Aug 2015, 02:04 »

Sven: So how's everyone been, Hannelore?

Hannelore: Did you know you have a hair tumor?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #8 on: 04 Aug 2015, 18:23 »

Sven: YESSSSSS....THE LEEETLE MAN BUNSSSSSSSSSSS.... YESSSSSS
Hanners:  I prefer the other ones.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #9 on: 04 Aug 2015, 21:05 »

Sven: "I'm getting FFS next!"
Hannelore: "FFS!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #10 on: 04 Aug 2015, 21:09 »

Svan: Hi, Hannelore! I've come down from space!
Hannelore: Please go back. I'm sure Mora misses you.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #11 on: 06 Aug 2015, 12:16 »

Sorry for the late panel, but HERE

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #12 on: 06 Aug 2015, 13:31 »

MARTEN: "Me testosterone-filled he-man! See my gigantic manly muscles! Grunt!"

FAYE: "Ugh!"

DORA: "Cute little walking fishbone of a boy!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #13 on: 06 Aug 2015, 16:04 »

MARTEN: "I have the arms of ATLAS!"
FAYE: "Yeah, the Rand McNally Pocket Atlas of the Eastern United States."
DORA: "Better give 'em back before they break you."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #14 on: 06 Aug 2015, 20:13 »

Marten: Do I look like Sven yet?
Faye: No... you don't have a man bun.
Dora: But you do have man buns.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #15 on: 06 Aug 2015, 20:35 »

When in doubt... RANDOMIZE!!!!

FAYE: "Quick, we've gotta get him inside, before bluebirds spontaneously land on his shoulders and he breaks into song. This is how musicals get started."
DORA: "Aww, but I like musicals!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #16 on: 07 Aug 2015, 06:36 »


Marten: Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Dora: How does he smell?
Faye: AWFUL'
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
« Reply #17 on: 07 Aug 2015, 08:54 »

Oooh, the randomizer. I forgot about the randomizer.

DORA: "Is your friend going to be all right?"
FAYE: "Eventually."
MARTEN: "S-so many heartbreaking tales of personal struggle"
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