I'm bored, so I decided to update this, because I don't think anyone else has done it. Up to 1673 are from this Livejournal -
http://qc-comic.livejournal.com/739472.html, and then the ones below the line I went through and did. I may have missed some guest comics, oh well.
10 –
Rockin Latte
Black Metal Mocha
Emospresso
Electroclash Frappe
“Tip us or we will kill again”
82 –
Latte w/ Bourbon-flavored syrup
Fried Egg Mocha
Shot of espresso and a punch in the mouth
“We are surly because you suck”
101-
Flavors of teh day
Sextuple espresso
Latte of DOOM
Vodkoffee!
167 –
Today’s Specials
“Yum” Triple Chocolate Mocha
“Eww!” – Triple Pork Mocha
“Fuck you, bladder” – 60 oz. coffee
“Starbucks is for assholes”
239 –
Today’s Specials
Triple Chocolate mocha
Triple mocha chocolate
Spam, spam, spam, mocha, and spam
We stab you so you can call in sick
“Please do not poke the baristas”
279 –
Today is Free Beating Day
for more info, please annoy the nearest employee
325-
Today’s Specials
Red Bull and Peanut Butter
Espresso in espresso
No-Doz 20oz
360 –
Today’s Specials
Triple espresso brownie
Triple brownie espresso
We Prank-Call your Boss
TEA OF DOOM (x eyes dead smilie face)
397-
Today’s Specials
A sharp blow to the back of the head
Tea (tea is for wimps)
Pseudomocha
Wedgies!
419 –
Today’s Special
Regular ol’ coffee (with snakes)
Regular ol’ tea (with more snakes)
Snakes (with spiders)
439 –
Specials
We’re remodeling
Make up your own damn specials
467 -
Specials
Chaitea
Chaicoffee
Gincoffee
Noogies!
537 –
Specials
Double Chocolate Mocha
We hit you with the broom
We hit your stupid friend with the broom
Mass-brooming!
574 – (can read it better on 579)
Specials
Quadruple Espresso Monstrosity
Carnivorous Plant Latte
DICK Cookies!
615 -
Specials
Coffee with a scone in it
Scone with a cookie in it
Your ass with a hamster in it
651-
Specials
Waiting in line
Crankiness
Beatings
692-
Specials
Spicy Mocha
Spicy Latte
Turkey Bomb
725-
Specials
Nothin’ yet!
734-
SPEECALZ
Spraypaint latte
Jerky mocha
Free punch from our new employee!
751-
Specialz
2 for 1 espresso
Free SPAM? w/ purchase
Lemons
790 –
Specialz
Think about dogs
Think about dongs
Think about dugouts
810-
Specials
Mocha w/a battery in it
Pile of screws
Lasers!
853-
Specialz
Cat hair latte
Espresso w/ pipe tabacco
Bucket o’ fish
A single coffee bean, lovingly pounded into your forehead
880-
Specialz!
“Team Samosa” – Virgin Mimosa
F.I.S.T. full of coffee
886-
Specials
Dill Mocha
Hemp latte
Dennis Kucinich
898 -
SPECIALZ
1) Oreo Latte
2) Caramel Mocha
3) Wikipedia Vandalism Espresso
902-
SPECIALS
(Revised)
1. Chocolate Americano
2. We Pinch you and Put It on Youtube
906-
The Specials are Cancelled
Until we get some fucking tips, people!
958-
SPECIALZ
Metallica Mocha
Megadeth Milkshake
Mastodon Muffins
970 -
SPECIALS
You give us money, we give you coffee
Lolcat latte
976-
SPECIALS
WE FIRE A HARPOON
INTO YOUR FACE
991-
SPECIALS
Chupacabralatte
Bigfoot 22-oz espresso
Yeti cannolli
1001-
SPECIALS
Hang on hang on dang it
1013-
SPECIALZ
Portal Muffin Cube
Half-Latte: Episode I
Team Fortress Frappe
1031-
SPECIALZ
Muffin Shaped Like Laura Bush
Muffin Shaped Like Rachel Ray
Muffin Shaped Like a Dog Fighting a Crow
1037-
SPECIALS
Hurrrrrrr
1055-
Specials
Bacon Muffin
Bacon Espresso
Bacon Latte (vegan)
1061-
Specials:
Space muffin
1086-
Specials (with a heart over the I)
A tic tac toe puzzle
OXO
XXO
XOX
1093-
SPECIALS
Pour a 40 for Gygax
1121-
SPECIALS
Cup o’ Peas
Cup o’ bees
Cup o’ pee
1136-
SPECIALS:
NO GUM ALLOWED IN CoD ANYMORE
1151-
SPECIALS
Mocha w/ a hair in it
Latte w/ apple core
Scone of Bone
1179-
SPECIALS:
Raccoon Scone
Pidgeon Macchiatto
Fleas
1205-
SPECIALS
Cat-hair latte
Litterbox Brownie
Daft Punk @ 200 dB
1214 –
(talking about making the daily specials more appealing)
Faye suggests specials
“Shot of Espresso with Dirty Look” “Latte with Dirty Look”
“Shot in the Dark with Dirty Look” “Tea with Contemptuous Smirk”
1231-
SPECIALS
Honey latte
Nutty Mocha
Cup o’ Bees
1255 -
SPECIALS
EROTIC TOAST (lil picture of a toast with a face, arms, legs, and a hard-on with wee balls)
1258-
SPECIALS
(a picture of a wedge of swiss cheese)
1270-
SPECIALS
Faux-coroa
Pseudo-latte
Metacrino
1276-
SPECIALS
Were pretty good, for a ska band
1288-
SPECIALS
We murder your pet and burn your house down
$3.95
1307-
SPECIALS
.coffee {class:organic;
variety:ethiopian;
flavor: #hazelnut;}
1311-
SPECIALS
Abominable latte
Yellow snow chai
Hypothermia
1323-
SPECIALS
-Fuck
-You
1357-
SPECIALS
Peppermint latte
Aniseed mocha
Ferret muffins
Fresh!
1360-
Specials
(Fire breathing Godzilla fire and the specials are written in the fire)
˝ price bagels
2x price muffins
Bacon latte
1384-
(obstructed by people and there isn’t a clear shot of them – I can make out “dioactive” and “degree by” and “SKULLS”
1403-
(a drawing of a large building with a dish on top shooting out rays)
Concrete latte
Steel ?
Unionization
Brownies
POOP
LOL
1432 -
SPECIALS (with flames around the words)
Habanero scones
Chorizo latte
1444 -
(Drawing of a robot)
1446 -
(Drawing of a robot)
Robo Latte
Machinesspresso
Crush (it doesn't say anything other than Crush or Crus in further panels)
1479 -
(Drawing of a whale with a word bubble)
Specials
Whale-flavored latte
ambergris tea
BLOOD + THUNDER
1507 - (can see it better 1510)
(Drawing of a turtle with the specials written on it's shell, turtle has a word bubble that says ENH!)
SPECIALS
chococaramocha
megalatte
farts
1529 -
(Drawing of a moose with Specials written on it's back)
Moose Latte
Moose Mocha
Trampling
1538- (can read it better on 1550)
(Drawing of a really angry dude yelling and wearing a tie, specials in a word bubble)
SPECIALS
Murlock Mocha
Cthulhu Chai
Eldritch Muffins
And just because I love him - comic 1545 is debut of Randy
1558 -
SPECIALS
Free Children
(ask around back)
1581
SPECIALS
Sex Pony Mocha
Humpy Sound Latte
Butts LOL
1590-
Specials
Cinammon latte
blueberry scone
no small talk, please
1615-
(Drawing of a skull)
Specials:
Death Metal Latte
1622-
(Drawing of a kitty cat with tongue sticking out)
Specials:
Death Metal Latte
1637-
Specials
yerba mate latte
flamed orange peel mocha
BLOOD TREE MOCHA
1640 -
First mention of the Secret Menu
1665-
SPECIALS
Nothing yet, hold yer fuckin' horses
1672-
Specials
(the s at the end of the word is partially drawn and trails off down the board)
1673-
Specials
FRESH
FUCKIN'
BAGELS
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1704-
SPECIALS
Banana Mocha
Banana Brownies
Banana Bread
We got way too many bananas
1707-
SPECIALS
Yak butter in everything!
1758-
SPECIALS
[?] new employee: $1
Spank new employee: $20,000
1780-
SPECIALS
NOTHING TODAY,
JERKS
1805-
Specials.
none today.
fuck off.
1845 [Secret Bakery]-
espresso ~1.5
latte ~3
mocha ~4
americano ~2.5
macchiato ~4
iced? Sure!
1856:
SPECIALS
? sausage latte
granola mocha
crunchy chai
1880:
Specials
cayenne mocha
tequila latte (w/worm)
cactus up the butt
1907-
SPECIALS
[?]
[?]
[?] pie?
2079-
bone marrow scones
bone marrow latte
BONE MARROW
2209-
SPECIALS
BLOOD LATTE
SCAB MOCHA
BONE AMERICANO
HOT DOG MUFFIN
2239-
SPECIALS
Bone Meal
Marrow Mocha
Rawhide [?]
Butts LOL
I bet you wanna get all up in TAI’S business
2274 (guest strip) –
Today’s Special
FREE
enema
2280-
/\ /\
o o
_
ASK ME HOW
TO DRAW A
KITTY!
2316 (guest comic)-
SPECIALS
SPATHE HAM
FISH HEADS
UNSHELLED
WALNUT MUFFINS
A KICK IN THE SHIN
2373-
SPECIALS
Ghost Pepper Mocha
Buffalo Scones
Really shitty granola
2424-
SPECIALS
Deconstructed Latte
Postmodern Mocha
“Honey” “Buns”
2527-
SPECIALS
go back to bed
2546:
Specials:
Say hello to our
new employee, Dale!
2574:
Punch the new guy: $1
[?] $50
2585:
Specials
you are very special
2695:
SPECIALS
Have a drink
prepared by unpaid
child labor
2915:
SPECIALS
Kale ?
Kale Mocha
Kale ?
2987 (guest comic):
SPECIALS
-Pumpkin spice pumpkin
-K-cup Mocha Latte
3012:
SPECIALS
Sausage Latte
Beef scone
blood muffin
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3043:
SPECIALS
Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING
Cabbage Latte
3126:
We will not l[...?] your butt
sorry
3236:
Habanero Mocha
Dill Latte
Pickle brine
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