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Coffee of Doom Specials
« on: 08 Aug 2015, 12:57 »

I'm bored, so I decided to update this, because I don't think anyone else has done it. Up to 1673 are from this Livejournal - http://qc-comic.livejournal.com/739472.html, and then the ones below the line I went through and did. I may have missed some guest comics, oh well.

10 –
Rockin Latte
Black Metal Mocha
Emospresso
Electroclash Frappe

“Tip us or we will kill again”

82 –
Latte w/ Bourbon-flavored syrup
Fried Egg Mocha
Shot of espresso and a punch in the mouth

“We are surly because you suck”

101-
Flavors of teh day
Sextuple espresso
Latte of DOOM
Vodkoffee!

167 –
Today’s Specials
“Yum” Triple Chocolate Mocha
“Eww!” – Triple Pork Mocha
“Fuck you, bladder” – 60 oz. coffee

“Starbucks is for assholes”

239 –
Today’s Specials
Triple Chocolate mocha
Triple mocha chocolate
Spam, spam, spam, mocha, and spam
We stab you so you can call in sick

“Please do not poke the baristas”

279 –
Today is Free Beating Day
for more info, please annoy the nearest employee

325-
Today’s Specials
Red Bull and Peanut Butter
Espresso in espresso
No-Doz 20oz

360 –
Today’s Specials
Triple espresso brownie
Triple brownie espresso
We Prank-Call your Boss
TEA OF DOOM (x eyes dead smilie face)

397-
Today’s Specials
A sharp blow to the back of the head
Tea (tea is for wimps)
Pseudomocha
Wedgies!

419 –
Today’s Special
Regular ol’ coffee (with snakes)
Regular ol’ tea (with more snakes)
Snakes (with spiders)

439 –
Specials
We’re remodeling
Make up your own damn specials

467 -
Specials
Chaitea
Chaicoffee
Gincoffee
Noogies!

537 –
Specials
Double Chocolate Mocha
We hit you with the broom
We hit your stupid friend with the broom
Mass-brooming!

574 – (can read it better on 579)
Specials
Quadruple Espresso Monstrosity
Carnivorous Plant Latte
DICK Cookies!

615 -
Specials
Coffee with a scone in it
Scone with a cookie in it
Your ass with a hamster in it

651-
Specials
Waiting in line
Crankiness
Beatings

692-
Specials
Spicy Mocha
Spicy Latte
Turkey Bomb

725-
Specials
Nothin’ yet!

734-
SPEECALZ
Spraypaint latte
Jerky mocha
Free punch from our new employee!

751-
Specialz
2 for 1 espresso
Free SPAM? w/ purchase
Lemons

790 –
Specialz
Think about dogs
Think about dongs
Think about dugouts

810-
Specials
Mocha w/a battery in it
Pile of screws
Lasers!

853-
Specialz
Cat hair latte
Espresso w/ pipe tabacco
Bucket o’ fish
A single coffee bean, lovingly pounded into your forehead

880-
Specialz!
“Team Samosa” – Virgin Mimosa
F.I.S.T. full of coffee

886-
Specials
Dill Mocha
Hemp latte
Dennis Kucinich

898 -
SPECIALZ
1) Oreo Latte
2) Caramel Mocha
3) Wikipedia Vandalism Espresso

902-
SPECIALS
(Revised)
1. Chocolate Americano
2. We Pinch you and Put It on Youtube

906-
The Specials are Cancelled
Until we get some fucking tips, people!

958-
SPECIALZ
Metallica Mocha
Megadeth Milkshake
Mastodon Muffins

970 -
SPECIALS
You give us money, we give you coffee
Lolcat latte

976-
SPECIALS
WE FIRE A HARPOON
INTO YOUR FACE

991-
SPECIALS
Chupacabralatte
Bigfoot 22-oz espresso
Yeti cannolli

1001-
SPECIALS
Hang on hang on dang it

1013-
SPECIALZ
Portal Muffin Cube
Half-Latte: Episode I
Team Fortress Frappe

1031-
SPECIALZ
Muffin Shaped Like Laura Bush
Muffin Shaped Like Rachel Ray
Muffin Shaped Like a Dog Fighting a Crow

1037-
SPECIALS
Hurrrrrrr

1055-
Specials
Bacon Muffin
Bacon Espresso
Bacon Latte (vegan)

1061-
Specials:
Space muffin

1086-
Specials (with a heart over the I)
A tic tac toe puzzle

OXO
XXO
XOX

1093-
SPECIALS
Pour a 40 for Gygax

1121-
SPECIALS
Cup o’ Peas
Cup o’ bees
Cup o’ pee

1136-
SPECIALS:
NO GUM ALLOWED IN CoD ANYMORE

1151-
SPECIALS
Mocha w/ a hair in it
Latte w/ apple core
Scone of Bone

1179-
SPECIALS:
Raccoon Scone
Pidgeon Macchiatto
Fleas

1205-
SPECIALS
Cat-hair latte
Litterbox Brownie
Daft Punk @ 200 dB

1214 –
(talking about making the daily specials more appealing)
Faye suggests specials
“Shot of Espresso with Dirty Look” “Latte with Dirty Look”
“Shot in the Dark with Dirty Look” “Tea with Contemptuous Smirk”

1231-
SPECIALS
Honey latte
Nutty Mocha
Cup o’ Bees

1255 -
SPECIALS
EROTIC TOAST (lil picture of a toast with a face, arms, legs, and a hard-on with wee balls)

1258-
SPECIALS
(a picture of a wedge of swiss cheese)

1270-
SPECIALS
Faux-coroa
Pseudo-latte
Metacrino

1276-
SPECIALS
Were pretty good, for a ska band

1288-
SPECIALS
We murder your pet and burn your house down
$3.95

1307-
SPECIALS
.coffee {class:organic;
variety:ethiopian;
flavor: #hazelnut;}

1311-
SPECIALS
Abominable latte
Yellow snow chai
Hypothermia

1323-
SPECIALS
-Fuck
-You

1357-
SPECIALS
Peppermint latte
Aniseed mocha
Ferret muffins
Fresh!

1360-
Specials
(Fire breathing Godzilla fire and the specials are written in the fire)
˝ price bagels
2x price muffins
Bacon latte

1384-
(obstructed by people and there isn’t a clear shot of them – I can make out “dioactive” and “degree by” and “SKULLS”

1403-
(a drawing of a large building with a dish on top shooting out rays)
Concrete latte
Steel ?
Unionization
Brownies
POOP
LOL

1432 -
SPECIALS (with flames around the words)
Habanero scones
Chorizo latte

1444 -
(Drawing of a robot)

1446 -
(Drawing of a robot)
Robo Latte
Machinesspresso
Crush (it doesn't say anything other than Crush or Crus in further panels)

1479 -
(Drawing of a whale with a word bubble)
Specials
Whale-flavored latte
ambergris tea
BLOOD + THUNDER

1507 - (can see it better 1510)
(Drawing of a turtle with the specials written on it's shell, turtle has a word bubble that says ENH!)
SPECIALS
chococaramocha
megalatte
farts

1529 -
(Drawing of a moose with Specials written on it's back)
Moose Latte
Moose Mocha
Trampling

1538- (can read it better on 1550)
(Drawing of a really angry dude yelling and wearing a tie, specials in a word bubble)
SPECIALS
Murlock Mocha
Cthulhu Chai
Eldritch Muffins

And just because I love him - comic 1545 is debut of Randy ;)

1558 -
SPECIALS
Free Children
(ask around back)

1581
SPECIALS
Sex Pony Mocha
Humpy Sound Latte
Butts LOL

1590-
Specials
Cinammon latte
blueberry scone
no small talk, please

1615-
(Drawing of a skull)
Specials:
Death Metal Latte

1622-
(Drawing of a kitty cat with tongue sticking out)
Specials:
Death Metal Latte

1637-
Specials
yerba mate latte
flamed orange peel mocha
BLOOD TREE MOCHA

1640 -
First mention of the Secret Menu

1665-
SPECIALS
Nothing yet, hold yer fuckin' horses

1672-
Specials
(the s at the end of the word is partially drawn and trails off down the board)

1673-
Specials
FRESH
FUCKIN'
BAGELS

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1704-
SPECIALS
Banana Mocha
Banana Brownies
Banana Bread
We got way too many bananas

1707-
SPECIALS
Yak butter in everything!

1758-
SPECIALS
[?] new employee: $1
Spank new employee: $20,000

1780-
SPECIALS
NOTHING TODAY,
JERKS

1805-
Specials.
none today.
fuck off.

1845 [Secret Bakery]-
espresso ~1.5
latte ~3
mocha ~4
americano ~2.5
macchiato ~4
iced? Sure!

1856:
SPECIALS
? sausage latte
granola mocha
crunchy chai

1880:
Specials
cayenne mocha
tequila latte (w/worm)
cactus up the butt

1907-
SPECIALS
[?]
[?]
[?] pie?

2079-
bone marrow scones
bone marrow latte
BONE MARROW

2209-
SPECIALS
BLOOD LATTE
SCAB MOCHA
BONE AMERICANO
HOT DOG MUFFIN

2239-
SPECIALS
Bone Meal
Marrow Mocha
Rawhide [?]
Butts LOL

I bet you wanna get all up in TAI’S business

2274 (guest strip) –
Today’s Special
FREE
enema

2280-
/\   /\
 o   o
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ASK ME HOW
TO DRAW A
KITTY!

2316 (guest comic)-
SPECIALS
SPATHE HAM
FISH HEADS
UNSHELLED
WALNUT MUFFINS
A KICK IN THE SHIN

2373-
SPECIALS
Ghost Pepper Mocha
Buffalo Scones
Really shitty granola

2424-
SPECIALS
Deconstructed Latte
Postmodern Mocha
“Honey” “Buns”

2527-
SPECIALS
go back to bed

2546:
Specials:
Say hello to our
new employee, Dale!  :-)

2574:
Punch the new guy: $1
[?] $50

2585:
Specials
you are very special

2695:
SPECIALS
Have a drink
prepared by unpaid
child labor

2915:
SPECIALS
Kale ?
Kale Mocha
Kale ?

2987 (guest comic):
SPECIALS
-Pumpkin spice pumpkin
-K-cup Mocha Latte

3012:
SPECIALS
Sausage Latte
Beef scone
blood muffin

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3043:
SPECIALS
Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING
Cabbage Latte

3126:
We will not l[...?] your butt
sorry :(

3236:
Habanero Mocha
Dill Latte
Pickle brine

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« Last Edit: 31 Oct 2019, 22:02 by 94ssd »
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Re: Coffee of Doom Specials
« Reply #1 on: 08 Aug 2015, 17:15 »

This is the greatest thread in the history of this forum.

I might collapse some of these into spoilers though.

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Re: Coffee of Doom Specials
« Reply #2 on: 08 Aug 2015, 17:25 »

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Specials:
Say hello to our
new employee, Dale! [smile emoticon]

Uh, wasn't that "Say helb to our new employee"?
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Re: Coffee of Doom Specials
« Reply #3 on: 08 Aug 2015, 17:33 »

Impressive!

Would you like to be the one to update the wiki?
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Re: Coffee of Doom Specials
« Reply #4 on: 13 Aug 2015, 09:21 »

I don't have much wiki knowledge, or do you mean just linking it to this post? Would non-logged in users be able to read this post?
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Re: Coffee of Doom Specials
« Reply #5 on: 13 Aug 2015, 10:26 »

Just paste it in! The nature of wikis is that someone with "much wiki knowledge" will come along and their contribution will be to make whatever formatting changes are in order.
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Re: Coffee of Doom Specials
« Reply #6 on: 13 Aug 2015, 12:14 »

Just paste it in! The nature of wikis is that someone with "much wiki knowledge" will come along and their contribution will be to make whatever formatting changes are in order.

Would it be weird if I tried making up recipes to go with these?
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Re: Coffee of Doom Specials
« Reply #7 on: 13 Aug 2015, 12:23 »

Yes, do it immediately. Weird is good.

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Re: Coffee of Doom Specials
« Reply #8 on: 14 Aug 2015, 07:00 »

Yes, do it immediately. Weird is good.
aaaand we now have a new meme and T-Shirt.
All we need now is an image [or images] to go with it.  :psyduck:

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Do it immediately
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Re: Coffee of Doom Specials
« Reply #9 on: 14 Aug 2015, 15:48 »

And thus a Meme is born
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Re: Coffee of Doom Specials
« Reply #10 on: 15 Aug 2015, 21:14 »

If anyone sees a guest comic I missed (or an actual comic, but I think I got all of those) let me know.
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