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QC Captions Vol. 229
« on: 09 Aug 2015, 13:03 »

Woooooooooooooo new week! FIRST PANEL:



Enjoy.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #1 on: 09 Aug 2015, 13:29 »

Faye: Alas, poor Barry. I knew him well.
Barry: Aww, that's so sweet.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #2 on: 09 Aug 2015, 13:29 »

FAYE: "Alas, poor Barry! I knew him, Bubbles...!"

BARRY: "Don't know what you trippin' on girl, I's fine! Mmm... Boobies!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #3 on: 09 Aug 2015, 16:01 »

FAYE: "I just noticed that you have an uncanny resemblance to a Bell"
BARRY: "DING DING DING! Match is over ladies and gentlemen!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #4 on: 09 Aug 2015, 17:31 »

FAYE: What do I do with you when I'm finished?
BARRY: You don't know how to give head?

(aisle seat, please)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #5 on: 09 Aug 2015, 19:53 »

FAYE: "When the end comes, you know, you were PalookaPC Joe. Life goes on without you."
BARRY: "I-i-i-i-i-i-i ain't got no body ... "


Partial credit to John M. Ford.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #6 on: 10 Aug 2015, 06:27 »

FAYE: "When the end comes, you know, you were PalookaPC Joe. Life goes on without you."
BARRY: "I-i-i-i-i-i-i ain't got no body ... "


Partial credit to John M. Ford.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #7 on: 10 Aug 2015, 15:56 »

FAYE: "When the end comes, you know, you were PalookaPC Joe. Life goes on without you."
BARRY: "I-i-i-i-i-i-i ain't got no body ... "


Partial credit to John M. Ford.

"I'm just an automaton..."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #8 on: 10 Aug 2015, 18:15 »

My problem now is, good luck finding those early-run ST books.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #9 on: 11 Aug 2015, 19:01 »

Haha!  I've still got that book; bought it when it was new.  But I think Ebay has almost any book you can think of.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #10 on: 12 Aug 2015, 00:21 »

And any book that eBay doesn't have, abebooks.com has. Check it out.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #11 on: 12 Aug 2015, 13:25 »

Dang, I got some online book shopping bills to.rack up. OK, just to get the thread back on track

FAYE: "Will I achieve success and happiness as a metal-forming artist or will this underground robot fight club derail my life and personal aspirations for all time?"
BARRY: "ASK AGAIN LATER"
« Last Edit: 12 Aug 2015, 16:04 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #12 on: 12 Aug 2015, 17:05 »

This discussion reminds me I need to start reading actual books again instead of just internet. But I digress....NEXT IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #13 on: 12 Aug 2015, 17:10 »

Pintsize: I say, dear lad, once you start reading actual books instead of this newfangled internet, you shall never return to the bloody web!
Marten: I never thought I'd say this, but get back on the internet, Pintsize.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #14 on: 12 Aug 2015, 20:54 »

HERCULE POINTSIZE: "It is the brain, the little grey cells, on which one must rely. One must seek the truth within, not without."
MARLOCK REED: "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #15 on: 12 Aug 2015, 23:32 »

PINTSIZE: "I say, old bean! I'm trying out a new 'cultured' style for the good ladies! How does it look?"

MARTEN: "Like you're going to a steampunk cosplay convention."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #16 on: 13 Aug 2015, 08:15 »

Pintsize: "Eliminate the impossible and whatever remains, however improbable, must be true."
Marten: "You're impossible."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #17 on: 14 Aug 2015, 20:21 »

PINTSIZE: "Welcome, valued customer! Please scan an item to begin!"

MARTEN: "Nuh uh. Last time you got my credit card number and emptied my account!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #18 on: 14 Aug 2015, 20:27 »

Pintsize: Check this out, Marten! I've built an AnthroPC pipe and gotten it drunk!
Marten: How does an AnthroPC get drunk, anyway?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #19 on: 14 Aug 2015, 21:17 »

Pintsize: Check this out, Marten! I've built an AnthroPC pipe and gotten it drunk!
Marten: How does an AnthroPC get drunk, anyway?

Alkaline batteries?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #20 on: 18 Aug 2015, 18:11 »

Marten: How does an AnthroPC get drunk, anyway?

Well, first you liquefy the AnthroPC, and then you drink it!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 229
« Reply #21 on: 13 Sep 2015, 08:46 »

Retry...

Faye: "Thank God! He's booting up!"

Barry's head: "My fellow Earthicans. Enough water has passed thru this gate since we last met. It is time for us to revive an old sport, so I welcome you all to join me in a new season of the Ultimate Robot Fighting League."
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